👻 Only Mostly Dead is the quirky afterlife romp I didn’t know I needed! 🎉
When Ember, our former life coach extraordinaire, dies from cancer, she expects peaceful clouds and harps—nope!
Instead, she’s stuck in a chaotic afterlife in suburban Toronto, ghosting around while a part-time psychic and an unemployed grim reaper bicker over pizza.🍕💀
From the moment Ember enters the afterlife, her sass is next-level:
“Yeah, about that. I am deeply unhappy with the service I have received since my death. I've essentially been on hold for twenty-four hours and I'm out of f*cks. So who or whatever you are, tell me which way to the complaints department before I ask to speak to your manager."😂
Enter Afterlife, Inc.—the corporate nightmare of the dead, where paperwork piles up and reapers are bored.
But Ember’s not one to sit still—she’s ready to take the afterlife by storm, girl-boss style.
With the help of her unlikely (and VERY grumpy) new roommate, Kelly—a shape-shifting reaper who’s so over it—she’s determined to fix the whole system. If she doesn’t find her way out soon, she might fade away for good!😱
And let me tell you, the banter is top-tier: “I’m dead, not stupid.”
“Give it time,” Kelly shot back.🙃💀
Expect:
🔹 Ghosts & reapers 🖤
🔹 SUPER slow burn romance 🔥
🔹 Found family feels (and a sassy cat 🐱)
🔹 Mismatched roommates who argue over literally everything (including death)
Kelly steals the show for me—this shape-shifting reaper gives “gender fluid” a whole new vibe. “It’s not like death has rules,” Kelly says, shrugging as they switch forms again, “Why would the rest of it?”
The slow burn tension between Kelly and Ember is SO worth the wait. 👀❤️
The humor? I died laughing.
Ember’s sass is endless: “So you’re telling me I’m stuck in a never-ending bureaucratic nightmare?”
“Yep,” Kelly sighed. “Welcome to eternity.” 😂
The world-building is super unique—Afterlife, Inc. is like The Office meets Beetlejuice, with all the paperwork drama you didn’t ask for but are thrilled to get. 📄💼
⚠️ TW: Illness, cancer, death, etc. So check in before diving in. But if you're ready to laugh, cry, and shake your fist at bureaucratic death shenanigans, this one's for you!
I’m already counting down the days until Book 2—Hate to Haunt You, bring it on!! 😈
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Total undead vibes!