Premier Leech: A Story of Greed Sleaze and Corruption

by Neil Humphreys

Product Description Sometimes scoring isn't the only thing when you're a striker, as top tier footballer, Scott, has found out. He's awoken to find himself in over his head he's just shagged someone who's not his wife, rather his best friend's wife, to be precise. Keeping such indiscretion under wraps isn't easy, especially when your every move is fastidiously documented on every tabloid and broadsheet all over the world, your every thought tweeted and followed by millions. It is especially difficult when there are reporters in woodwork, eager to sniff out a story that will expose the corruption, decay and sleaze that fuels this fraudulent and multi-billion dollar industry known as the Premier League. In a world where the currency is fame, how much is Scott willing to lose to keep everything he gained? If you've ever wanted to know what goes on behind-the-scenes of one of the most prestigious football leagues in the world, consider this book your grandstand season ticket. About the Author In 1996, Neil Humphreys left Dagenham, England, to travel the world. He got as far as Toa Payoh, Singapore, and decided the rest of the world could wait. His 10-year sojourn in Singapore saw the publication of three best-selling Notes from an Even Smaller Island (2001), Scribbles from the Same Island (2003) and Final Notes from a Great A Farewell Tour of Singapore (2006), and the omnibus Complete Notes from Singapore (2007). Neil then headed south for Victoria, Australia, where his fifth book, Be My Baby, was conceived and gestated in 2008. He writes for several magazines and newspapers in Singapore, Australia and the UK. He still watches West Ham and believes Billy Bonds could get a game for them. Now on Facebook

282 pages, Kindle Edition

First published April 1, 2011

About the author

Neil Humphreys is a British humour columnist and author of three best-selling books about Singapore - Notes From an Even Smaller Island (2001), Scribbles from the Same Island (2003) and Final Notes from a Great Island (2006). The last of these was on Singapore's bestsellers list for several consecutive weeks, proving the popularity of his writings among Singaporeans. His latest book in this series - Return to a Sexy Island - was released in June 2012.

Brought up in Dagenham, London, England, Humphreys arrived in Singapore in 1996 and had initially planned on staying in Singapore for only 3 months. However, he instantly fell in love with the island-state and decided to settle there. Humphreys has always lived in Housing and Development Board (HDB) flats in Toa Payoh, a public housing estate in central Singapore, despite moving twice. Although he is a foreigner, he has chosen to assimilate himself into the Singapore culture through living in HDB flats, eating at local kopitiams and trying out many things that the locals do. He often pokes fun at Western expatriates working in Singapore by comparing their living habits with his own, criticising them for their aloofness from the local society and their extravagant lifestyles.

Reviews

[Felicia Julin · Rating 3 out of 5]

I have finished and I am just dumbstruck by the death of a certain one-named person wtf. I just can't comprehend it. And boy did I thought the end of chapter 20 was a twist enough. God. It's a humorous book, so football fans shouldn't get too riled up about it.