Thank you to Netgalley and the publisher for a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
My Selling Pitch:
A Peter Pan retelling but make it New England cryptid horror with a writing style that feels like the love child of Leigh Bardugo and Maggie Stiefvater with none of the finishing bite. You’re gonna hate the ending.
Pre-reading:
Based on the fact that this is a YA magical realism book, I think I’m going to hate it. But like she’s a book box pick, and I like to be a current girly. Maybe she’ll surprise me. You never know.
Thick of it:
Opening with liefer to mean rather in a YA is WILD behavior.
liefer
It’s the way I didn’t know what a jerrican was until very recently, and I am 26 years old.
Oh no, a cat book. (It was not. I'm just traumatized.)
Prediction: the boys are ghosts (Girl, basically.)
Chantry
I went into this book with a bad attitude. It’s well written. I’m interested.
Her tears were useless? Please tell me girlypop has not been raped. I’m tired, publishing industry. I’m real tired.
Camphor
There’s some serious vocab in this book.
Atkins
It reminds me of Starling House.
God, I wanna be toxic. I hope this is a love triangle.
Raven Boysy
Thaumaturgy
This is eerie. Good job, YA.
Oh, I’m so in on this enemies to lovers. Fucking absolutely.
Thank you, god, for making them 18 and adults.
Susurrus
New England supremacy
There's something a little Alex Sterny about it too.
I love a deal with a devil. Please make the demon monster sexy. (…honestly- I know, I know. Samantha, jail.)
Oh girl, I’m so interested.
Frozen watermelon is terrible.
Oh no, did girlypop get raped at a house party? Y’all I’m tired. Everything I pick up is rape. I’m so tired. (It’s not on page. We’re safe.)
Does she think she’s a monster because she turned her would-be rapist into like a mushroom or something because I swear to god. (Girl, basically.)
I don’t think I’ve ever felt so genuinely threatened by a YA book. Or like at least not in a long, long time.
Here’s the thing: James and Peter-both incredibly privileged white boy names. I am confusing them so much. I feel like James should be the blonde and Peter should be the British one. I don’t know why. I just do. Why couldn’t you make his name like Johnny or something farmy and make it easy on me? (Because it’s a Peter Pan retelling and editing Sam has just made the connection to James Hook. I’m an idiot.)
Don’t tell me he’s got a knot inside of him. I’ve read Bride.
Oh wait, I get it. Lost boy Peter. That makes so much sense. That’ll help me keep them straight. (And somehow I still didn’t pick up on James Hook until I finished the book.)
This audiobook narrator is a 10 out of 10. He’s selling it. This man’s creepy. I haven’t been freaked out by a YA in years.
Could we have our first good book of the year? (Yeah, yeah I jinxed myself. I know.)
How could they just leave a little boy out in the Maine winter? What the heck? If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring your demons inside. Are you kidding? New England loves a demon.
Oh, homeboy’s got them mommy issues. I’m afraid lol
Oh, so her dad wasn’t willing to kill the little demon child, but he was willing to abuse him for years and years. That makes sense.
That sounds like a threesome right there, Bestie. (There are so many of these types of lines in this book, and it's such a tease.)
Detritus sin
That was so effective at warping what was a sweet childhood memory into something oh so sinister. Well done.
antimacassars
Hear me out: not a lot of time is passing for the actual plot of the story, but it still feels like a very fast paced book.
finial
I feel like she and Peter are obviously gonna get together, so is James the beast? (I nail books, guys.)
architrave
lally column
Didn’t Peter say the phone goes to nowhere? I’m so sus of the phone and James. (And for good reason, girl.)
I can’t believe we’re only 20%. I feel like I’ve read so much.
I absolutely love cauliflower, but since when is hash cauliflower a thing in farmstead Maine?
Goddammit, girlypop definitely got attempted raped. I don’t wanna read that. (And you don't have to.)
If her dad is dead, and Peter was in the basement, who was taking care of the animals? (She’s got a lot of plot holes, gal pals.)
This book is wild. I am live laugh loving.
Is James in the unmarked grave? (Yuuup.)
Oh my god, I’m totally right. James is dead.
Oh. I understand the title now. Wow, this is dark. Good job.
This is very Leigh Bardugo and also Maggie Stievater.
agita
This book makes me so nervous. It’s so good at it. It’s so well-paced.
Oh, they’re ~flirting~
Everyone in all these books always knows how to resuscitate people. I don’t know how to do that. I could not do that in an emergency. I’ve been trained, like at least more than once. I cannot.
Why does her dad have so many of her mom‘s clothes lying around the house if she hasn’t been there in over five years? (Plot hole)
Oh, it’s working. I like them. I like this dialogue. I like this book. (I really thought.)
If your man tells you he’s going to kill you in real life, run away so fast. If it happens in a book, you should probably get married.
This book doesn’t read like YA. With the way that the characters act, I feel like they could be in their 20s, and then we could do with a little more romance, a little more smutty aesthetic. But like at least they’re legal adults this time around. I’m very thankful for that. I just would prefer a mental picture of a 20-something-year-old farmboy shirtless and cutting wood rather than an 18-year-old, and even then I’m just like that is a baby. That is a child. I’m so fucking old.
He does keep saying she’s dead already, so what if they’re red-herring me and she’s dead in the forest? But like I’m pretty sure it’s James dead in the forest.
Who stocked the house with food? I know she said there wasn’t much, but how was there anything edible? (Plot hole.)
Why is he doing yard work? What does it matter? (Plot hole.)
Oh no, they specifically brought up that cats go away to die. Oh no, the cat’s gonna die, and the demon’s gonna get it. Oh no. (Not quite.)
rancor
Between the narrator's whispering and the descriptions for this book, it’s so creepy. It’s doing so well.
It’s the way I was fully convinced this book was getting ready to end, and we’re not even halfway. Gimmie the fucking love triangle. I’m gonna live laugh love, baby. (It's the way I read these reactions back to edit them and like you can hear the joy in some of them and then watch it die 🫠)
James Campbell is the love child of Gansey and Darlington.
Throuple, Throuple, Throuple
I hate when books drag out characters’ #TragicBackstories especially when it's rape.
Title drop
calcareous
politesse
tremolo
Shoat
Where they getting all these beds?
I don’t like that the monsters are all essentially the same monster just like wearing someone else’s face.
The inaction is also getting to me. Like they’re all just resigned to being in the house. We’re getting a lot of the same conversations over and over again. And like the answers to the withheld/unfinished conversations because secrets seem very obvious. Also, how do these bitches keep falling asleep? I’d be piss my pants scared. I couldn't sleep in this!
I know the solution isn’t gonna be all of them in a devil’s threesome because this is a YA, but like why notttttt. I've been so good. I've finished so many books I didn't want to.
Ossified
These boys are allergic to shirts. What is this, Twilight?
Necropolis
Did I mention that this book is an Arthurian legend book too, and I still haven’t read King Arthur?
Oh god, she's a spider, isn't she? (Yup.)
Camphoraceous
This is the most successful YA horror that I’ve read. It’s more successful than a lot of the adult horror that I’ve read.
A girl who could rattle the dead is very Alex Stern and I think SJM has a rattle the stars line.
Here’s the thing: I just want the rapist ex hallucination to be all you did this! and have miss girlypop spin around and be like and I’d do it again, bitch. (This doesn’t happen, and that is a crime.)
Part three has absolutely lost me. (It’s the beginning of the end for my enjoyment.)
I like the British spawn of Satan.
This back half is losing me.
You married into it, bitch. You had to know your boyfriend was doing human sacrifice using little boys long before you got pregnant. Don’t act all innocent. What do you mean?
Her mom sucks.
I feel like this book is pretty plot holey, but I was willing to suspend disbelief for the vibes, but now we’re really falling apart.
dehiscence
palimpsest
Why even bother to keep James’ death a secret then? Like that’s so dumb. You didn’t even kill him.
Peter, ya ain’t killed anyone, so I’m glad you think you’re this bloodthirsty little fuck. You’ve literally killed no one.
They like keep building up girlypop’s #tragicbackstory, and it’s literally just gonna be that her high school boyfriend tried to rape her so she drowned him with some plants. (Unconfirmed but like what else would it be.)
Let it be forgotten? I don’t think so. I think you should suffer consequences for your actions of torturing a little boy.
Oh, we’ll ride it. (Samantha, jail.)
So if you know you die in the dress, why not just get rid of the dress and then you can’t die? (Literally so dumb.)
Don’t have sex while she’s got a gaping chest wound. Come on.
hassock
I was like why do these characters feel like cameos and it’s because they are. They’re the characters from her first book.
We went from Ninth House’s deliciously gory darkness to like firmly YA in this back half, and I’m not enjoying it.
This book needed an edit with more structure.
This is the climax of the novel, and I’m bored.
Guys, just share
What do you mean they only brought enough for eight hours? Come on now. Also, how is the man supposed to sleep? He’s supposed to wake up and puff on an inhaler every two hours? That’s not livable.
No one thought to use a splash of the alcohol to sterilize the needle after we just went to the hospital for not using a sterilized needle? OK.
That’s not kitty. (That is kitty. You were so wrong, Samantha.)
miasma
The book: they’re just friends
All the Kindle Girlies: they’re boyfriends
The author: haha get it. Didn’t you take innocent childhood baths with your friends?
All the Kindle Girlies: they all need to smash
Why is she still in this stupid dress? Everyone needs to be in fucking athletic wear for this shit. We’re not facing down Satan in a Coachella fit. Come on.
I genuinely can’t tell if the author is being horny or if it’s all accidentally horny.
heddle
laconic
Just make out, you losers
inosculated
Detritus sin again
Why let them go? I hate YA books. Kill the villains for ffs.
This had damn well better not be how it ends.
tracery
That’s how it ends! How garbage! What
Literally all book: he’s gonna die
Sam: pfft no he’s not
Peter: dies
Sam: surprised Pikachu face
Well, that’s how you spit in the face of a four-star opener and get it to the point where I’m like I hate this ending so much it’s two stars.
I’m sitting here like what do you mean that’s the ending? What do you mean?
Oh, I’m pissed.
Give me fewer plants, more throuple.
Everyone’s so blasé about it too. What do you mean?
Jesus fuck I can’t wait to see that insurance audit.
Post-reading:
You ever have an ending wreck your experience with a book and now you’re like how do I rate this fairly?
The first half of this book is an atmospheric four-star read similar to Leigh Bardugo’s Ninth House and Maggie Stiefvater’s The Raven Boys.
And then it absolutely falls apart.
Let’s talk about the good things first because when we get to the bad, I’m gonna start getting ranty.
The first half of this reads like an incredibly mature YA. It’ll give you a serious vocab workout. It is loosely a Peter Pan retelling, and all those references were so fun. He climbs in her window for stories, she kinda gets drowned by mermaids, he can’t grow up, he’s got mommy issues, his bestie James is a klepto-one might even call him a pirate.
What I applaud this book most for is that it was genuinely creepy. I listened to the audiobook for this and the narrators absolutely killed it. There will always be something chilling about going out into the New England woods and getting a good dose of psychological horror while you face down a mimicry monster. There’s gore. There’s bugs. The author’s writing is so visual, so it plays like a movie in your head while it touches on these horror movie clichés. It’s a good ass time. I wanted more. I think the first half of this is so well-paced. I think the story unspools in a way where you’re constantly going what the fuck is going on? I have to keep reading to find out what’s happening.
And this cast absolutely oozes chemistry. They have snappy banter. I bought the romance instantly.
And now let’s get into what I didn’t like. The fact that that cast isn’t a throuple is a crime. An absolute crime. You can probably blame the book’s YA rating for that. You can also blame the fact that I am a horny bitch for why I’m considering it a sin.
The pacing grinds to a halt in the back half of this book. We really lose the plot.
The audience has cousin side characters just dropped on them that they have no chance of connecting with or recognizing unless they’ve read the author’s first book. The main character’s mother’s behavior makes absolutely no sense. How are you just abandoning your teenage daughter to fight a hell beast? You don’t wanna at least chaperone? How are you cool with your daughter touring inherited property by her lonesome?
The world-building goes from being delightfully mysterious to outright sloppy because you realize that you’re not going to get any answers to the questions that the world poses. There’s no real magic system in place. The main character is overpowered and has no rules regarding her magic. You’re forced to just go along with it for the vibes if you want to have any chance at enjoying this book. The monsters feel incredibly threatening at first, and then they all feel exactly the same. Every single monster’s power is creating an illusion. That’s lame. Give me some variety.
It flat out doesn’t make sense that Jamie’s body would be healed, even if the beast demon leaves him. Also, how did it age him up? He died at age 14. How is he 19 years old now? Do you mean to say he aged in hell? Because if you can age in hell, couldn’t you age to death in hell? And what comes after you die a second time?
The book has so many plot holes like that. It doesn’t make any sense that girlypop is able to find a wardrobe on the farm. Who stocked that pantry? Who cared for those animals? Because it wasn’t Peter. He was trapped in the basement.
The book spends a lot of time talking about a triggering incident for the main character, but then never gives us confirmation about what actually happened. It felt like a cheap way to sidestep rape. Which then leads to another plot hole. How are the police just chill not investigating girlypop if something happened to her ex-boyfriend? In fact, police and authority figures seem to be completely absent from this world. How on earth could they show up at the hospital with a gaping chest wound and be released the same day? The paperwork alone would take you hours, and there’s no way they wouldn’t put every single one of these characters on a psychiatric hold.
And listen, when it comes to these magical realism books, I will suspend my disbelief if there’s gonna be payoff. This book doesn’t satisfy. I hated the ending. I don’t like that Peter died. Or at least died for good. It seems like the characters give up too easily. There’s been so many death loopholes. You’re telling me you couldn’t find one more so that our romance could last? And sure maybe it fits the Peter Pan retelling if he dies, but we’re already taking a lot of liberties with the story. You can give your YA readers the happy ending.
But instead, all these characters are so blasé and resigned to the ending. It doesn’t even wrap up nicely. How are you gonna explain this fire to the insurance audit? What about the dead bodies absolutely littering the property? You can’t tell me the fire’s gonna take care of that, and you can’t tell me they’re gonna burn down 65 fucking acres in Maine and no one‘s gonna notice. In this economy?
This book just had so much potential, and I think that’s why it’s so frustrating. I was enjoying it so much when I picked it up. And then the back half soured me on it to the point that I almost don’t wanna recommend it. I would give the author another shot. Her writing style reminds me of Bardugo and Stiefvater, who I love. It’s also a very similar book to Starling House, but I hated that one too. I think it shares a lot of the same flaws.
I just think this book tried to do too much, too fast, and too sloppily. She could’ve used another year to cook. It needed to be refined to focus on what was working for it. The horror aspects and the ensemble’s chemistry were carrying this book. The ending disrespects all of that.
I think if you like YA horror, then you should give this a shot. And then, if the ending pisses you off too, you can come to the comments and commiserate.
Who should read this:
Peter Pan Retelling fans
Magical Realism fans
YA horror fans
Stiefvater fans
Bardugo fans
Starling House fans
Do I want to reread this:
No, it pissed me off
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