Getting Down on the Farm vol. 1

by Kathryn Moon

Sometimes I discuss SA in fiction very consciously and with real care, and sometimes (like in these farm shorts) I go sideways and it's part of erotic content. I know this is not for everyone, and I respect anyone's need to protect their peace and avoid this content, the same way I respect the right to read it and write it. As adults, we get to make decisions about the content we enjoy.

These stories include dub con and non con treated irresponsibly. They all include an HEA.

HOOF:
Bad sex, rough sex, minor sexual shame, fingering, cock cuddling, copious cum, size difference, pocket portal pussy expansions for the sake of the size difference, trying on different cocks until you find your favorite. Centaur fantasies, excessive dirty talking.

HORN:
Primal play elements, noncon to dubcon to enthusiastic consent, double penetration, oral sex, poor communication skills, poor choices of nicknames. Three minotaurs in a rut.

BARK:
Non con, stuck fuck trope, hidden identity of sexual partner, anal, fingering, oral, knotting. The disregard for the FMC's consent is against the policy of the farm, but these two are absurd and this series is absurd. A werewolf doing what he wants.

Featuring three monster erotica shorts with a dash of romance! Centaurs to try on for size, minotaurs running wild, and a werewolf who can't resist a cute ass regardless of what trouble it finds itself in. These stories include dub-con and non-con written in an irresponsible, playful manner. There are complete content warnings available for each story in the "Note to Readers" as well as in the ebook, so please mind them and protect your peace before reading.

Genres: Monster Romance, Romance, Monsters, Smut, Novella, Erotica, Paranormal Romance

144 pages, ebook

First published May 22, 2024

About the author

Kathryn Moon is a country mouse who started dictating stories to her mother at an early age. The fascination with building new worlds and discovering the lives of the characters who grew in her head never faltered, and she graduated college with a fiction writing degree. She loves writing women were are strong in their vulnerability, romances that are as affectionate as they are challenging, and worlds that a reader sinks into and never wants to leave. When her hands aren't busy typing they're probably knitting sweaters or crimping pie crust in Ohio. She definitely believes in magic.

You can reach her on Facebook and at ohkathrynmoon@gmail.com

Reviews

[D.L. Howe · Rating 4 out of 5]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💫
🔥🔥🔥🔥

RTC

[Ciru · Rating 4 out of 5]

HOOF

⅗

Goldilocks and the three centaurs.
I absolutely loved Frannie.
I didn't like how the first 2 centaurs treated her. Especially no 2.
Loved Lukas for her.
Still kept being brought out of the book because I just couldn't fully picture the smut scenes and centuars aren't a favourite of mine.

HORN
3.75/5

I wanted more of the smut.
And more of the story as well, I guess 😂.
The guys just assumed Maggie was theirs, and no, it was not a clash of monster-human relations/culture, which annoyed me.

BARK
⅘

Here I was, saying Horn was the hottest but Bark is the hottest from scene 2 onwards.
It is such a porn cliché but at least it made me laugh.
I loved Bud+Valerie. I loved that she didn't get the magical adjustment and that she wasn't a farm girlie, but they were able to find their common ground.

So, loved this. Yes, Kathryn Moon, please more Monster smut.

[Kazen · Rating 4 out of 5]

I picked this up happily because I know and trust the author, and I'm so glad I did. The content notes struck me as a little overboard but prudent overall - if you think the FMC is only allowed to have sex with her One True Love these stories are not for you! I thoroughly enjoyed myself, and cannot wait to get back to the farm.

[Molly · Rating 5 out of 5]

✨j e s u s✨

[❁ lilyreadsromance ❁ · Rating 2 out of 5]

Well, if you're looking for monster smut with pocket expansion pussy and ginormous dick (and dicks), this is it. Plus, one dub con story about a werewolf. In a chicken coop.

Curious yet?

[🐉 PrinZessBookDragon 👑🌶️ · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was pretty good. Moon is one of my fave monster romance authors next to Adrian Blue. Some parts got repetitious but the plot was still awesome. I liked the farm idea for monsters to find their future significant others. the situations the couples were in that lead up to the dirty scenes were cute for sure. i still recommend it if you're a monster romance fan. I'm very interested in the rest of the series if she's going to continue it...
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️/5🌶️

[Lacey Tobias · Rating 5 out of 5]

Honestly, the truly unhinged subtitle for the first short hooked me, and Kathryn is such a good writer that there was no way this wasn’t going to be a good time.

[Lizs.book.nook ||Elizabeth|| · Rating 5 out of 5]

These are such fun, schemxy shorts! Kathryn Moon gave us so much to salivate over in these short stories and I loved every moment.

[Sussu {Romance Obsessed} · Rating 1 out of 5]

I'm sorry, I did not like this at all 😭

[❤️Emma Book Lover ❤️ · Rating 3 out of 5]

100% SMUT. Don’t expect plot or character development, just smut😬

[Weez Bee · Rating 5 out of 5]

If you know me... no you don't.

[tarungaleela · Rating 4 out of 5]

Utterly ridiculous. Absurd, even. I loved it.

[Maria · Rating 4 out of 5]

I really needed a kinky, smutty, mindless romp, and this delivered. I actually expected this to be more problematic based on the author's note, but I've definitely read worse. I love getting a new glimpse into the wild stuff that lives in Kathryn's head, and I want more bonkers monster erotica now, please and thank you.

[Lila · Rating 4 out of 5]

If you’ve come here for anything other than centaur, Minotaur, or werewolf smut (and all the author’s trigger warnings) then you’ve come to the wrong place.

I enjoy Kathryn Moon’s writing style from her other books and this was no exception. This was hot 🔥

[Liv (LivTheBookNerd) · Rating 5 out of 5]

Spicy monster romance shorts! I love this world and I love the worlds and characters Kathryn creates!

[Misha]

Jessa Kane please come back no one understands how to be a silly goose like you do. The fuckery and bullshit here wasn't the right kind of fuckery and bullshit, the vibes were off

[Raven9308 · Rating 5 out of 5]

I was traveling to a book signing and devoured this book in my 2 flights. I loved the kinks, the different creatures, the number of partners. I am excited to see what else this author does with this fun world (I can't wait til Volume 2!).

I loved the werewolf story with the woman being in all these compromising accidental positions haha. I felt her clumsiness and was relatable!! I loved how he was once she finally got to see him and how he did the papers already. So cute, I loved their chemistry and the snark and humor between them. The banter was top-notch. The minotaur story was probably my favorite, I loved their different personalities and how things came about. I could visually see them when ready and that made it even sexier and cuter. I liked the breeding kink in that one and the rutting. The centaur story was a big bang but like for me I am a visual reader/listener so I have a tough time if I can see it while reading/listening, my brain has to reread or relisten until I can. The saddle and some of the positions were a bit difficult for me to try and visualize and imagine haha so this one was more a 4/5 stars from me while the other 2 were 5/5 stars.

Overall this is compilation was a lot of fun and sorta awkward to read on a plane, not gonna lie haha. I am glad no one asked what I was reading! Going into it you cant take it all too seriously, you are there for monster smut, right?!?! This author writes amazing stories and relationships in anything she does and this one was no exception. I am impressed she can do all that with these short stories!!

[Lyv R · Rating 4 out of 5]

Rating: 3.5 stars rounded up

Favourite quote: HOOF Or; A Goldilocks interpretation, but about Centaur dicks.

This book is exactly what it says on the tin and somehow also more unhinged than I expected. It is absurd, horny, self aware monster erotica that knows it is ridiculous and fully commits to the bit. If you are going in expecting deep plot and emotional arcs, you are in the wrong paddock. If you are here for monsters, vibes, and chaos, welcome home.

The centaur and minotaur stories were easily my favourites. The centaur one in particular had me sitting there like wow okay yes actually I do need more centaur content immediately. The concept is fun, the execution is confident, and the tone is very much playful rather than dark, even when it is deliberately irresponsible with consent. Kathryn Moon is very upfront about what you are getting, and I appreciated that clarity a lot.

The werewolf story was my least favourite, but I did not hate it. It just did not hit the same highs for me as the other two, though that may be personal preference rather than a quality issue. Overall, the characters were surprisingly charming for such short, filthy little reads, and the romance elements worked better than I expected.

Is this book doing anything profound? Absolutely not. Is it fun, hot, and weirdly comforting in its commitment to nonsense? Yes. Sometimes monster smut is homework, and sometimes it is recess. This one is recess, and honestly, I had a great time.

[Taramisu · Rating 3 out of 5]

THIS is what I expected to get with CM Nascosta's Morning Glory Milking Farm. It has all the kinky, nasty set up and little of the heart.

Definitely read the author notes. I don't know that any of this can strictly be categorized as SA given the premise of the entire program. More body betrayal, I suppose.

For what it was, I was entertained and laughed a fair bit. My favorite story was the second, a Minotaur RH where the one in rut turned out to be a shy, sweet thing.

[Cecilia]

Not sure i can rate this one, but it is exactly what is says it is. The non-con aspects were actually tamer than the cw made it seem but I prefer that since they were not really my thing for starters.

I only read this because I trust the author and even though it's not bad it's probably near the bottom of her bibliography for me

[DemetraP · Rating 3 out of 5]

Story 1 - Heroine wants a centaur. She has sex with two centaurs but they are selfish and don't put any effort into satisfying her. She finds a 3rd guy and he satisfies her.

Story 2- Heroine is crying because monsters have sex with her but none of them want a relationship. 3 minotaur in a herd are happy to keep her forever.

Story 3, Werewolf.

[Erin · Rating 4 out of 5]

No because the CWs were intimidating but I tried it out anyways because I have rose colored glasses for Kathryn Moon and honestly it was a fun time and all the main love interests were good hearted and caring

[Kristen · Rating 4 out of 5]

I haven't read a spicy book in like three months because the last one I finished put me off of them because it was a train wreck.
This book might kick me back into them. I love Kathryn Moon's books, and I love the way she writes monster smut. I've missed reading books that are fun like this.

[Kathreadsall · Rating 5 out of 5]

Getting Down on the Farm is a collection of VERY spicy short stories!!!

This is about the spice, not the story, haha

Be sure to read the trigger warnings, otherwise enjoy a magical collection of monster romances!!

[Reading Redhead · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was just pure fun, smut. Lol. I would actually like some of these novellas as full length books. I would read those in a heartbeat! But if you need just a smut palette cleanser, these are for you! Nobody writes smut better than Kathryn moon.

[Ash - chasingwistoragic · Rating 5 out of 5]

Perfect palate cleanser. Gah this was fun to read. I was snickering about 5 pages in and having a blast! Perfect fun short read for my monster loving friends 😈

[BLRBabe · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.5⭐️..It was campy monster romp.. went from sweet to naughty spicy🌶️ . All three shorts were deep portal fun 😝

[Cerise · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5 stars. Fun, quick smutty reads. Could’ve used another round of copy editing, there were several errors in my copy.

[Daphne B. · Rating 4 out of 5]

I'll honestly never get tired of how campy, funny, earnest and sweet Kathryn Moon's works are, even the short smutty stories.

[Brooke · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.5

Filthy filthy farm romps.