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Phallicacies

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Three erotic tales in praise of the penis. Story 1: Open Windows - just because she is stricken with cancer doesn't mean she can't jump his bone. Story 2: I Am Goddess Justitia - Three crucified men explain their motives to the Roman goddess of right and wrong, and then she jumps their bones. Story 3: I Was Tortured By the Pygmy Love Queen - WWII Pacific Theater fighter pilot falls into the clutches of a Christian lady missionary gone mad, and she orders her tribe of pygmy disciples to repeatedly and very, very tightly jump his bone.
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185 pages, Kindle Edition

First published September 28, 2012

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Kevin Smith

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