⭐⭐⭐/5
This was such a cute, quirky, and fun read! Centered around a makeup influencer and just a sprinkle of light stalking, it blends humor, tension, and a bit of spice in a nice little make up bag.
Sasha, our main girl, is a caffeine fueled, anxiety ridden makeup lover trying to turn her online content into a full-time career and leave her job at Home Depot. I loved how she stays true to herself, rocking a full face of make up under that iconic orange apron. She's relatable and full of heart.
Then there's Matt… oh, Matt. 🚩 He’s giving “Joe from You if he had a LinkedIn profile” vibes, 100% creepy adjacent, but maybe not….dangerous. He’s obsessed with Sasha in a way that’s just on the edge of too much, but he does know how to grow a brand like a pro.
Spice level? Think more warm fuzzies than full heat. Nothing too graphic, which makes it perfect for older teens (17+) who like a bit of tension without diving into dark romance territory. If you're curious about the genre but not ready to go full dark and twisty, The Funnel to You is a great gateway read.
📚 Fun, flirty, and just a teeny tiny bit unhinged—worth picking up if you're into influencer drama, slow-burn tension, and characters who don’t fit the mold. 💄