Belinda Blinked 3a: Belinda Down and Under;

by Rocky Flintstone, Mouldy Wood (illustrator)

This book is part of the Belinda Blinked series… and yes, it is a prequel. If you want to know where in the story it exactly fits then it all happens before Tony and Giselle’s wedding. In fact, it is only a couple of days after Belinda and Des visit the Schweinsteigers and have a session on her spiral staircase that Belinda finds out about her unscheduled trip to Australia. This is way before James Spooner joins our band of merry characters and Giselle goes her own way with Herr Bisch. Everything in the world is beautiful and even Ken Dewsbury is hitting his sales targets. The words Tri Oxy Brillo range are mere drawings in Professor Slinz’s laboratory and Belinda Blinked 3a has arrived.

Sir James Godwin, Chairman of Steeles Pots and Pans and as such is the ultimate boss, has always been aggrieved about his wife Arabella Steele’s murder and is constantly searching for his first lead that will take him on the trail of her murderer. Time moves on, Belinda needs a new challenge and out of the blue… Godwin receives a tiny piece of intelligence which galvanises him into action. An action that will give Belinda the opportunity she’s been wanting and one that will open a new continent to the Oxy Brillo range.

So, join me, Rocky Flintstone, as we once again follow our sexy international sales director on her travels throughout the world doing what she does best… and selling lots of pots and pans in the process.

88 pages, Kindle Edition

Published May 26, 2024

About the author

Rocky likes to write in the sun and with a glass of Australian Chardonnay wine in his hand, nothing makes him feel more at home. Based between North East Brazil and Andalucia in Spain he gets to grips with his stories, bringing them to print for his loyal readers who are split equally between those who love and those who hate the books... but as Rocky says, 'it's only human nature... I love you all... jus sayin...'

Warwick said... 'So appallingly written that it almost goes full circle:... one star for this – but in many ways, a star more glorious than the constellations of far greater works of literature.'

Sarah said... 'What a great find! I had been looking for a how-to that struck a chord with me for some time. What better role model for a young woman looking to make it in the business world than Belinda, a strong, empowered career woman headed straight to the top of the pots and pans industry. This manual includes helpful tips on business attire, negotiation techniques, and teamwork building. A must-read for managers and employees alike.'

Belinda Blinked 1 is his first novel of the series and Rocky published his second, Belinda Blinked 2 in summer 2016. Belinda Blinked 3 was published in late May 2017 and since then Rocky has annually published Belinda Blinked 4 and 5 and 6. He's currently writing Belinda Blinked 8; and 9. Rocky has also self published the Belinda Blinked series as paperbacks via Amazon. These are in addition to the original e books.

October 2016 saw the publication of the collaborative effort My Dad Wrote a Porno book between some London media dudes and Rocky based on the words and podcast of Belinda Blinked 1! With rave reviews it's worth a read and is now published worldwide...

The Belinda Blinked Books 1,;2; 3; 4; 5; and 6 have been picked up by the above mentioned London media types and are being distributed as a podcast called My Dad Wrote a Porno with over 330 million... yes 330,000,000 worldwide downloads which has made it an unprecedented success! Its free on your fav podcast app...

Undaunted the London Media Dudes took a lost chapter from the Belinda Blinked series on worldwide tour. USA, UK, Europe and Australia were venues. They sold out all the iconic venues such as the Sydney Opera House, New York Town Hall, The Royal Albert Hall London and The Orpheum Los Angeles. It was so good HBO have commissioned a 60 minute TV special. So if you missed the live tour why not join them for sixty minutes of sidesplitting mirth in 2019. See the podcast and book characters come to life on the stage and learn things about the human body Rocky never thought you knew..... Another world tour in 2022 is now on sale and has a similar format but with new even more dodgy material....

So why don't you buy the books, join in the fun and read along with 'team porno'?' Find the podcast on iTunes or Acast under "My Dad Wrote a Porno" Follow the buzz on twitter or visit Rocky on twitter @FlintstoneRocky

There's also a website www.BelindaBlinked.com and www.RockyFlintstone.com where you can discover more pieces about Rocky and Belinda. Sign up on the website and Rocky will send you extra material which has never been published. jus sayin...