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Why Unicorn Drinks
Unicorns are just like us. They have problems, stresses, and like to blow off some steam. Author and illustrator C. W. Moss explores the inner psyche of the single-horned in Why Unicorn Drinks.
A follow-up to Unicorn Being a Jerk, this volume of 67 four-color illustrations and captions gives readers a glimpse into the sad reality of life as a mythical creature, and reveals what drives Unicorn to the bottle.
As fans of Moss' online comic undoubtedly know, Why Unicorn Drinks pours a double-shot of laughter and irreverence. You'll never look at a unicorn the same way again.
A follow-up to Unicorn Being a Jerk, this volume of 67 four-color illustrations and captions gives readers a glimpse into the sad reality of life as a mythical creature, and reveals what drives Unicorn to the bottle.
As fans of Moss' online comic undoubtedly know, Why Unicorn Drinks pours a double-shot of laughter and irreverence. You'll never look at a unicorn the same way again.
- GenresGraphic Novels
78 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 22, 2013
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March 27, 2019
hilarious
February 15, 2017
Apparently Unicorn drinks because he's a sexist asshole.
October 28, 2019
The humor was not funny at all to me. Not.at.all.
January 15, 2024
Why unicorn drinks will give you exactly TWO pages and twenty four words to decide whether or not you are going to be someone who reads this book. I was so caught off guard by everything that I saw after the word "Because....." that I could feel my eyes growing wide in shock. But after looking at the accompanying drawing I took a deep breath and soldiered on. And the five star rating should make it abundantly clear that I found it very funny in a lot of parts. If you have a darker sense of humor, you might really like this, I sure do and did. That being said? It's clearly not a book for everyone, but I would assume that the people who are not at all here for it probably noped out after page two.
I'm going to put this one on my forever shelf.
I'm going to put this one on my forever shelf.
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November 6, 2019Just an awful book. I waited too long to take a look at it, and if it had been closer to the date I purchased it (for $.99) I would have returned it. Wasn't cute, was pretty dark and while that's the author's goal, I was so not a fan.
April 10, 2018
Belated Unicorn Day!
October 18, 2018
The kind of irreverent humor we desperately need more of.
October 11, 2019
Unicorns
It was okay but not worth the price tag. It was more like scrolling through social media and finding some funny memes than anything else.
It was okay but not worth the price tag. It was more like scrolling through social media and finding some funny memes than anything else.
October 15, 2019
Got a chuckle out of it, pretty short.
July 15, 2020
Meh. It was OK. Definitely not 144 pages long.
February 24, 2013
So I have a question for you. Have you either wondered “Why Unicorn Drinks?” Ok, so many you have never thought about it but I bet you are now. It is not easy being different.
Now that I have your attention, here are some of the reasons why Unicorn drinks.
Even the blind chick thought he was ugly/He was born on the same day as the popular kid/He is going bald/He thought it was cupid, She thought it was vodka/His wife doesn’t care that he is allergic to cats/People think he is a carnival game/He thought it was the only way to top the country music charts.
These are some of the nice and clean reasons. There are many other reasons but they are either real dirty (like Beavis and Butthead or The Family Guy dirty) or politically incorrect. So if you get offended very easy or are a delicate flower then this book is not for you. However, if sarcasm is your first language along with English and you have no problems laughing at dirty and corny jokes then this book is absolutely for you. Pick up a copy today or you will not know all the reasons why Unicorn drinks.
Now that I have your attention, here are some of the reasons why Unicorn drinks.
Even the blind chick thought he was ugly/He was born on the same day as the popular kid/He is going bald/He thought it was cupid, She thought it was vodka/His wife doesn’t care that he is allergic to cats/People think he is a carnival game/He thought it was the only way to top the country music charts.
These are some of the nice and clean reasons. There are many other reasons but they are either real dirty (like Beavis and Butthead or The Family Guy dirty) or politically incorrect. So if you get offended very easy or are a delicate flower then this book is not for you. However, if sarcasm is your first language along with English and you have no problems laughing at dirty and corny jokes then this book is absolutely for you. Pick up a copy today or you will not know all the reasons why Unicorn drinks.
March 4, 2013
I always thought unicorns were mythical, clean, kind creatures. Now, I know otherwise.
Unicorn has so many reasons to drink - most of them are totally understandable. Some are tragic and sad or the kind that if said in the workplace could earn you a trip to HR.
As if the reasons why unicorn drinks aren't enough, each one has a drawing to represent it. Thanks, unicorn. Now, I can dream about you and your alcoholism. That's not a bad thing. It makes me feel better about the glass of wine I'm having before bed. The unicorn made me do it.
Unicorn has so many reasons to drink - most of them are totally understandable. Some are tragic and sad or the kind that if said in the workplace could earn you a trip to HR.
As if the reasons why unicorn drinks aren't enough, each one has a drawing to represent it. Thanks, unicorn. Now, I can dream about you and your alcoholism. That's not a bad thing. It makes me feel better about the glass of wine I'm having before bed. The unicorn made me do it.
August 10, 2016
Najlepší nočný nákup môjho života a takisto najlepší darček aký som kedy kamarátke dala. Už viem, že na bookdepository treba chodiť len o tretej ráno.
Nádherné kresby a kto hovorí, že nie je kniha vtipná nech je vďačný, že ešte má normálny zmysel pre humor narozdiel odo mňa.
Nádherné kresby a kto hovorí, že nie je kniha vtipná nech je vďačný, že ešte má normálny zmysel pre humor narozdiel odo mňa.
March 16, 2013
It's ok. Some cartoons are funny, but some of them don't really fit the title. It's just nowhere near as good as Unicorn Being a Jerk, which is amazing.
March 4, 2013
this was funny .reminded me of the far side but all about unicorns
March 13, 2013
Some of this was funny, other parts were just downright offensive.
April 11, 2013
redundant deadpan mediocrity of internet-fad novelty of animals doing daily things. Worth only a few chuckles.
October 23, 2013
Now I have all the answers, at least about why unicorn drinks, and I'll tell you he has plenary of reasons.
February 7, 2014
An excellent book for those with a dark and somewhat twisted sense of humor.
December 25, 2017
Unicorn drinks because his creator isn't funny.
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