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160 pages, Hardcover
First published September 1, 1998
"Avoid putting direct pressure on the little man in the canoe until it seems very aroused. Signs of escalating excitement include moaning, grunting, and threatening to commit suicide if you stop. Then head right to the love button. Signs that she's having an orgasm range from heavy breathing to fingernails digging into your back to convulsions. If you see her eyes rolling back in her head or hear shouts of "Hallelujah!" you can be sure you did some thing right."So, you just don't go there and touch the little man like crazy hahaha!