Last acts by Alexander Sammartino
Ch 1
Locus: Phoenix.. America ..
A lot of smoking…..salesmanship… dreams
David Rizzo: age maybe 60; his relationship to his son: savior of the gun shop!; an estranged son, back for a reason
The gunshop
Junior Rizzo ( Nicholas) age 30 revived and collected at hospital; rather than rehab to work in Dad’s failing store. Unkempt, thin…
Ch 2: David Rizzo crying
Ch 3: David can gesture….convoluted grievances… television’s absorption vs telephone induced uncertainty …
Ambivalence towards son!
Ch 4:working in gunshop or rehab?
Ch 5
Ch10
Buford Bellum, a hustler from his teenage years; now quite wealthy desert tycoon; had sold David on gunshop…David ready to sell back to Buford
Ch 6
Informed by Felicia of Southwest Pools, he’s ‘missing in action’ for failing to show
Not acceptable to rehab with an invalid credit card
Nick also crying
Ch 7
Sharing confidences: father and son
Ch 8
Uncle Gio’s battle of Bulge remembrance and origin of Agita and Sartre & existentialism .. from whom Rizzo inherited a gun! Missing Gio’s funeral in Providence..
Crying at Old Canteen, Uncle Gio’s favorite place at same time he’s left by Allegra… and then he invested in Gunshop…to earn love
Ch 9
Rizzo sees a bunch of doctors….
Ronnie Deloitte:
Waiting for a crazy customer…
Waiting for son Nick to use again…
Dad: Rocco,
Mom: Anne Marie, sold shoes
Rizzo at 18, paratrooper, in Central America
Allegro Constantino, live of his life,legs… nicholas’ mother?
factory, Phoenix, kindergarten teacher,
Nick has fucked up his prior life
Anti drug ad; Rizzo firearms; starring Nick..
By ch 10 much water under the bridge with Buford at time Rizzo is ready to sell back…
After meeting Buford decision to stay in business with Nick
Rizzo sells Beowulf assault gun to a kid, Steve…
Ch 11: Nick making a TV ad for the gunshop and sobriety
Reminiscences of growing up in Providence ; green beret at age 18
Ch13: routines at gunshop; some flashbacks to Nick’s life before getting clean
ch 14: setting and script to ad…combating opioid addiction … multiple takes.. Nicholas cries … ad happened eventually…
Ch 15: in church communion; ad successful
Ch 16: describes Az; gunshop prospers
Talks circuit..for Rizzo and Nick
Other neighbors selling out…
Ch18: Felicia also missed .. her daughter also a user; selling out to Buford .
She becomes an anti gun shop demonstrator
And Nick determines she is helping business
Ch 19: an inept 17 year old school shooter
Ch 20: Rizzo sold Beowulf to kid underage or Scapegoat/Philanthropist businessman
Nick, part owner, doesn’t know what to say
Ch 21: Rizzo on tensions: guards.vs Blacks
To talk only with white guys over 50
Rizzo: sell
Nicholas: growing the business
A family ad for the business
Part II 2017…Eiffel tower dealership:
Nick’s Gun display outside church:
customer snapshots
Demonstrators @Rizzo’s: Nicholas responds
Social Media posts
a former addict Matt Wilson assists
Seasoned indifference: gets Nick to NA mtg
Buford celebrates this NA: clean x 15 years
Ch 5 Visits Dad: interesting interaction
Nick tells his Dad Buford can free from guns
Dad doesn’t trust Buford
Nick hiking “A” in Tempe with Matt
Nick has bad dream flashbacks
Matt running the store; but failing and crying
Boxing with Elise Allsworth
Lunch with Elise : helping shooting survivors
Visions during arrest: as a child…shadows..lawn.. brick house ..total silence
Huge guilt felt by Nick for Elise’ trauma
Ch 14: Deciding to also help Mass shooting survivors by crowdfunding
Ch 20: Matt blows up gunshop by promotional rocket
“Take care of yourself
“Sell the business
“Don’t sell the house
Nicholas failed on all three
Ew apartment: shelves lined with:
Who Says a Novel About Guns and Opioids Can’t Be Funny?
“Last Acts,” by Alexander Sammartino, is a satire of contemporary America set at a firearms shop in Phoenix.
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By Dan Chaon
Dan Chaon is the author of seven works of fiction, most recently the novel “Sleepwalk,” now in paperback.
LAST ACTS, by Alexander Sammartino
Alexander Sammartino’s exceptional, hilarious debut novel, “Last Acts,” is the tale of two salesmen in Phoenix: David Rizzo and his estranged son, Nick. Both men’s lives are floundering. Rizzo Sr. is drowning in debt and about to lose his firearms store because of several failed moneymaking and promotional schemes; his son has drifted from a gig-economy career as a digital marketer to become a full-time heroin addict.
As the book opens, David is on his way to a meeting with a real estate tycoon, who might be willing to purchase his store before it’s foreclosed on, when he gets a call from his son. Nick is in the hospital, recovering after a brush with death from an overdose. More than a year has passed since they last saw each other, but Nick has nowhere else to turn.
Thrown unwillingly together, the pair embark on a plan to save the father’s business, which will take them on a merry-go-round of success and disaster. Sammartino switches perspectives between this odd couple: The father, a lifelong wheeler-dealer who has sold cars, “never-dulling knives” door to door, recyclable IV bags to hospitals and Shasta Jacuzzis to hotels, is an eagerly self-deluding, Willy Loman-esque optimist soaked in flop sweat, whose fondest hope is to be “more than another guy whose life came up soul-crushingly short.” The son, meanwhile, is possessed by an ineffable, listless sadness, “staring at a search bar without knowing what to type,” and churning out internet promotional copy for small businesses like Pretty Paws Doggy Treats and PHX Home Hospice (“Dying is hard. We make it easy”).
But like his father, he too has a dreamer’s spirit, and he comes up with an idea for an inspirational, confessional infomercial that features his own overdose as its selling point and promises a cut of every sale to rehab centers and halfway houses:
What separates us from all the other gun dealers in the desert, though, is our commitment to combating opioid addiction. … I’m a recovering addict. … My father, David Rizzo, has made it his mission to be the first gun shop in America that aims for a social good. So come on in and tell us your story. At Rizzo’s Firearms, we’re shooting addiction dead.
When this unlikely advertisement strikes a chord with the gun-buying public, Nick and his father become local business celebrities — though soon enough, Rizzo’s Firearms finds itself at the center of a circus of controversy.
Given the stew of hot-button subjects “Last Acts” takes on — gun culture, mass shootings, the frenzied throes of late capitalism, the opioid crisis — it would be easy for the satire to become heavy-handed. But Sammartino is extraordinarily good at balancing the farcical nature of contemporary America with the complex humanity of his characters. He’s also a magnificent sentence writer, with a gift for pulling poetry out of an American vernacular that recalls the early work of George Saunders, and a sense of the beauty in shoddy landscapes:
He passed an unpaved neighborhood that, replete with scaffolding for future homes, resembled dazzling ruins; a grimacing man stood on a median, raising water bottles at the traffic; a woman in a sweatshirt pushed a shopping cart toward tents made out of blankets and patched tarps. … It was the time of year when many of the succulents had pink-petaled flowers pinched between their glochids.
While many novelists are struggling to figure out how best to address the state of the nation — centerless, ridiculous and terrifying, doomed yet trivial, dire yet unheroic — Sammartino seems to have cracked the code. What he gets exactly right is the way we all keep toddling along, heads down, going to work and paying the bills, checking our phones and streaming videos to keep ourselves distracted, ever hopefully, haplessly dog-paddling against the current, even as we’re borne away by the messes we’ve made.
LAST ACTS | By Alexander Sammartino | Scribner | 213 pp. | $27