A.G. Linwood's Beast is a wickedly funny and creative retelling of classic fairy tales, with comedy, adventure, and a dash of romance. Following the adventures of Prince Charming, it brings together a collection of former fairy-tale heroines, one very reluctant hero, and a haunted house with secrets to keep. With a plot as quirky as it is smart, Beast defies convention without losing an ounce of its fairy tale heritage.
Jean-Marc Charming Arundel, aka Charming, is a cad—dishonest, flirtatious, and always in trouble. He's on the move, staying barely one step ahead of those trying to catch up with him in a world where every woman he ever wronged appears to have an axe to grind. And when he arrives at a strange, magical house surrounded by rose bushes that appear to be moving of their own accord, he is caught up in a high-stakes game.
The manor house imprisons Beast, an ugly but pathetic being, sentencing him to loneliness. Along with Hans, a chivalric student, and Will, a boy pragmatist who senses a responsibility, Charming is responsible for discovering the secret behind the curse of the house and the reason why they were selected.
With a deadline on leaving and the ghosts of the past chasing him, Charming will need to draw on more than his fabled charm if he is to survive.
Jean-Marc Charming Arundel – The Fallen Prince
It's that kind of nice hero: the kind of hero whom you just want to bang your head and want to knock some sense into every now and then, but charm gets the better of you in the daytime. Well, he's charming, and he's smart, and at escaping trouble by fleeing, brilliant-but now he might just find himself in one place he can't charm his way out of.
His development during the course of the novel is quite fascinating to notice. He describes his affliction in his usual pomp at first, but with the course of the novel, the layers are slowly unwrapped—his guilt, his repressed sorrows, and the inner turmoil of holding on and staying upright.
Beast – The Mysterious Host
Beast is not an agony-racked prince trapped inside the body of a monster. She is capable, strong, and conscious woman cognizant of the limitations within which she must work. Her interactions with charming are most compelling throughout the book—she will not be tricked by deceit.
Her internal struggle—between human former self and beast she is now—such is a pathos that invokes pity in her.
Hans & Will – The Other Captives
Hans is an intellectual who treats the entire experience as some sort of master thinking challenge. His thoughtful, analytical nature provides a relief from more emotional strife exhibited throughout the novel.
Will, however, is practical, committed, and very much bothered about what he had lost. His agony gives the story its reality because it reminds readers that ordinary people do get touched by this type of paranormal occurrence.
Minor Characters
The solid supporting cast of a cohort of Charming's retired fairy-tale heroines with motives adds humor and narrative tension. Power imbalance as both a society theme, a theme between relationships, a curse theme, and a theme concerning the nature of fate is engrossing.
Charming's past is finally catching up to him. This novel does the whole idea of charm and wit taking you so far before you then have to pay the piper and account for things. All the characters are, in some way or another, stuck due to something outside of their control—bargains, curses, expectation. The novel poses the question of whether or not destiny is predetermined, or if maybe an individual has the ability to make their own.
Beast's curse is physical as well as symbolic for fight with self-esteem and identity. The novel is asking whether people (or beasts) can ever change or not. The novel tantalizes by the implication that love is both a trap and redemptive, particularly where there is imbalanced power.
Linwood's text is full of snappy dialogue, witty repartee, and fairy tale metatropes. The book is never overstuffed but manages to get the emotional bang for its buck when it has to. The novel is an actual page-turner, and there are just enough turns and twists to keep the reader guessing. The action, the humor, and the navel-gazing are well in balance.
The magical house, black roses and otherworldly magic, is evocatively, beautifully described.
A clever, fresh retelling of fairy tales. Intelligent, pleasant heroine. Good character development and understated relationships. Gothic, atmospheric world-building.
Terry Pratchett Discworld fans will appreciate the fantasy convention skewings and humorousness. The Princess Bride fans will appreciate the swashbuckling adventure and irreverent humor. Readers of Naomi Novik's Spinning Silver will appreciate the twist given to fairy tale mythology.
Overall Rating: ★★★★★
Writing Style: ★★★★★
Characters: ★★★★★
World-Building: ★★★★☆
Trigger Warnings:
Mild violence
Curses & magical coercion
References to past betrayals & emotional manipulation
Beast is pure delight—a funny, intelligent, and completely inventive retelling of the fairy tale. If you're reading for the questing, the humor, or the sheer genius of deconstructing Prince Charming himself, then this book is for you.
A fantasy novel must-read if you enjoy clever dialogue, edge-of-your-seat world-building, and a touch of magic.