The Joint, the Pinner, and the Blunt

by Aesop Not

READER This e-book is no e-book. It's a raunchy e-fable, roughly a page long. And unless it's currently free through a promotion, I suggest you get F**ked-Up Fables Volume I, which

The Joint, the Pinner, and the Blunt
The Teddy Bear and the Tits
The Alien and His Probe
The Artist Who Had to Shit
The Scrotum and the Anus
The Hippie
The Knight and His Squire
The Modern Vampire
The Robot Maid
The Koala at the Zoo
The Hippie Redux
The Costume Party
The Seagulls at the Beach
The Director and the Actress
The Confessional
The Trolls
The Kittens
The Bum and the Teenager
The Zombies
The Clouds
The Police Chief and the Superhero
The Tough Guy at the Bar
The Atheist and the Ghost
The Running of the Bulls
The Squirrels
The Yoga Class and the Bar
The Samurai and the Hairdresser
The Pundit and His Assistant
The Frog and the Princess
The Tossed Salad

Again, this particular fable is hardly a page long. It's a promotion. Think of it as the literary equivalent of a candy sweet and satisfying at first, but ultimately regretful. Actually, a candy bar probably lasts longer. My advice is that you read it slowly and perhaps repeatedly, like a mantra. Ohmmm... You've been warned.

3 pages, Kindle Edition

First published April 9, 2012