Arachnicunt: An Extreme Erotic Horror

by Jerry Blaze

Check Your Holes!Ambrosia loves getting laid, but the men she sleeps with always leave before she wakes, leaving her confused.

What Ambrosia doesn't know is that a large venomous spider lives within her most precious tunnel, coming out to feed when she is asleep, consuming everyone she meets. As she pushes the limits on what her body can take and finds herself in increasingly naughty situations, will she uncover the truth of what lies within herself, both literally and figuratively?

This novella is packed full of GRAPHIC scenes of erotica and blood-curdling gore, viewer discretion is HEAVILY ADVISED.

Genres: Horror

127 pages, Kindle Edition

Published June 10, 2024

Reviews

[alex :) · Rating 1 out of 5]

ugh the way this book absolutely screams that it was written by a man. you’d think spiders coming out of coochies is the craziest thing, but the descriptions and dialogue just really takes the cake. seriously, some of the quotes in here were ridiculous. here’s just some examples (read at your own risk — it’s gross):

“…definitely someone she could see sucking off and letting him drop his cock in her pink sock.”
“he moaned, tasting her sweet slime from within her wet pink…”
“rock was up first, stuffing all of his long black dick inside of her and pounding away, rocking her clam until he moaned aloud.”
“…her slit filled with the leftovers of man cum and her creamy sweet fuck water.”

like what the actual fuck is this?? and this is just a couple of examples, but it was all throughout. my nose was turned up for majority of the book and had it of not been 40 pages, i would have dnf’d. it was just one of those books that you couldn’t look away from. i’m thinking this’ll be about a badass main character who seduces men and uses this spider to kill them off. instead, we basically just follow a woman who’s addicted to sex, sleeps with trashy men, and then the spider comes out of her cooch and kills them once she’s fallen asleep. i guess not an awful storyline, considering it’s horror, but the writing ruined it. oh — and i almost forgot to mention that the mc slept with 20 something men in one night with no breaks. again, not surprised that this was written by a man.

and lastly, i have to mention that once the mc finds out that this spider has been living inside her, she literally spreads herself and tells it to “come home”. like HUH???

[Peter Topside · Rating 3 out of 5]

2.5 stars. Well, this started right off with some naughty bits. An attractive Latino gentleman made the acquaintance of Ambrosia, our lead, and a killer spider that resided in her privates. And, my goodness, is this woman down for whatever. And the spider even got busy at one point, too. Phew! So, the cover is fantastic and the story is absolutely ludicrous, but it is a helluva concept. Unfortunately, there is nothing beyond sex and killing. Like literally nothing else. No development for Ambrosia, the arachnid, or anything else. Huge potential, but the pacing was too quick, everything was kept extremely surface-level, and it all proved to be a disservice to the book overall. Still a very fun experience for any horror junkies like myself, but not necessarily memorable.

[Sophie · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was fucking wild yo!!! So first off I'm terrified of spiders buuuuut by the end of the book I kinda didn't hate a certain spider, this book is chock full of spider fun and dirty filth sex, it was very diiiirrty so maybe not for the innocent minded. I've read a fre by Jerry blaze now and the dude just doesn't disappoint. If you enjoy a naughty horror with spider I'd say get on this one!!

[Sally · Rating 3 out of 5]

I blazed through the depraved and bizarre Arachnicunt this past election night. It definitely gave me the much-needed distraction! It was just fun, loads of sex, even a consensual gangbang. Delightful! I typically like a deeper, more rich plot to accompany my erotic horror, but this absolutely kept me entertained for a while when I needed it! Will for sure be checking out more by Jerry Blaze!

[Dutchess · Rating 2 out of 5]

Maybe I've just become too desensitized to these "extreme horror" novels. The erotica was pretty vanilla, the gore was practically non-existent, and there wasn't much to the text aside from shock value. However, I thought the story ended in an interesting way, and I'm open to reading a sequel if there ever is one. I'm hoping the relationship between Ambrosia and the spider is given more depth. It also might be fun to have an apocalyptic event similar to This Book is Full of Spiders.

[Alex · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was a very unique story about sex and spiders. Suffice to say, stay away from this one if you are afraid of spiders, haha.

This was a great read all the way through! As a man, I cringed at a couple parts, lol, but it was extremely wild and mind-blowing!

3/5

[Kari · Rating 5 out of 5]

Blaze has set fire to the literary world once again. New fears unlocked...the Bahamas and vaginal spiders. Remember kids, every time you cum you give a spider a home.

[Leslie Kurt · Rating 5 out of 5]

Well, that was a fun, wild ride. The story entertained me and made me laugh. It was tacky but in the best way possible. I loved the part where her toes were making gang signs. Who wouldn’t love a story about a huge spider living inside a woman? OK, maybe not everyone, but if you laughed at that question, it probably is for you. If you want a fun, short read that’ll entertain you and make you laugh out loud from the dark humor, then this is it. Jerry Blaze is becoming the King of short splatterpunk fiction. You will hear more of his name in the splatterpunk circles for years. It wasn’t perfect, but this isn’t Shakespeare; it’s splatterpunk, and I have to give it a 5 just for the creativity alone.

[Jessica Mays · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book started off very strong, straight forward and to the point. Ambrosia was a wild girl. With an extremely high sex drive, little did she know she had a spider living in her vagina. This book was fast paced and full of erotic material. Never a dull moment. This is my first Jerry Blaze book, I will definitely read more in the future!

[Sashka · Rating 5 out of 5]

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[Liam]

In my opinion this book was absolutely horrible and doesn't deserve one star. this book was filled with grammatical errors and not only that, none of it was "erotic" nor would I call it "horror." Not once was I horny or scared. throughout the entire book it was very obvious Jerry knows nothing about women or how their bodies work. Many times I ended up staring at a page and going "?????" It was also obvious that Jerry has a thing for feet due to the MANY mentions of the mc getting her toes sucked. Believe it or not a foot fetish wasn't the weirdest fetish in this book, it also at times felt a bit pedophilic. It also felt like beastality or whatever you would call it. at one point the mc has a threesome with another woman and a man. After they all finish the spider crawls out and goes to eat the man before finding out that the other woman has a spider in her pussy too. Except that the spider is (and it's his words not mine) a teen. Personally I have no clue why It was important to the plot to even mention the spider's age let alone make her a teen. Jerry goes on to describe the spiders having sex and at one point calls it "beautiful". It at times felt a bit racist. Every man in the universe was tall and buff. he also mentions rape at the end where the spider saves her and she opens up her pussy for it to crawl back in saying "come home." I found it disgusting the MANY vulgar words he used to describe any vagina not limited to but including, "pink fuck hole." I guess it was pretty funny how he used the word giggled at least 19 times though (I counted)

[Sara Lawrence · Rating 5 out of 5]

If you are scared of spiders lemme just say, that sucks, but seriously, get over it long enough to read this absolutely gross and filthy little gem. It is SO good and I think is probably the most erotic horror I’ve read yet. Another Blaze banger and it does NOT disappoint! Ladies, enjoy your future nightmares! Men, you will cringe! This is an awesome read for everyone.

[Brittany Judge]

Taking the Bahamas off my travel list

[MsBao · Rating 1 out of 5]

Saw this recommended on Horror BookTok and thought, "This sounds weird, I'll try weird. I’m down." NOPE.

I read this in 30 minutes, and it was the wildest reading experience I’ve had to date. The number of times I was laughing at how ridiculous this book is. 'Bad' doesn’t even begin to cover it. It’s labeled as Erotic Horror, but NO. You cannot convince me that some of these 'erotic' chapters weren’t written while the author was madly pleasuring themselves, thinking, “Yeah, this is the shit!” Also, there was no horror. Whatever they thought was horror was completely overshadowed by the avalanche of pornographic 'erotic' scenes.

I genuinely have no words. I honestly don’t even know what I just read. This book should’ve been marketed as a comedy. It’s unintentionally hilarious, and I can't get over how ridiculously over-the-top and stupid some of it was. If you're looking for something erotic or scary, look elsewhere. This is pure, unintentional comedy gold.

[The Yeti Reads and Reviews · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ambrosia loves sex. She really, really loves it. Sadly, every man she sleeps with leaves before she wakes up. She doesn't realize that she has a spider living inside her pleasure palace. While she sleeps, it feeds.

*fans self* Extreme erotic? Hardcore extreme erotic horror is more like it. Ambrosia gets herself into more than one sticky situation. Enough to make Pornhub blush.

Jerry leads you on a tumultuous journey through sex, violence, and more sex, with no holds barred (literally). He doesn't shy away from the taboo, and I am along for the ride. Whether this is your first Jerry Blaze title or you have read his other titles, be prepared. If you seek extreme content, he will deliver it! Check it out!

4 severed fingers out of 5

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[Paige Ray · Rating 5 out of 5]

Jerry is one to watch out for when it comes to horror erotica! This was hot, terrifying and funny at times. I always enjoy reading his stories as they never disappoint! I don’t want to give anything away but the title speaks for itself ;p

[amerie ♡ · Rating 4 out of 5]

well that was fun

[leni ♡ · Rating 2 out of 5]

literally what.

I wouldn’t even call this splatterpunk just bad campy erotica with puss puss spider

+1 star for the concept

[christy - pr0bablyreadingsmut · Rating 5 out of 5]

what the fuck did i just read and why was it hilarious

[RandyRancid · Rating 5 out of 5]

Ready for a good night?

Arachnicunt is stuffed full of sex, gore, and...spiders?!
Playing on the fear of many: regretting a one night stand, Jerry Blaze writes a detailed and blood-soaked story of the thrill of sex and the outcome of death to the men unable to keep their hands away; but what's better than a night with a beautiful, enticing lady?

Jerry Blaze is a talented author with obscure and obsessive ideas about the taboo and strange. If you're looking for a wild ride, you've found your guy!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Cat Voleur · Rating 4 out of 5]

(Rounded up from 3 1/2)

(affectionately) This is one of the worst things I've ever read.

Blaze has such a strong premise for an erotic horror book here, that you almost don't have to read the book to be uncomfortable. If you read the title, see the cover, and are squirming already, this is probably the book for you.

Aside from the set-up, I have to admit I really liked the end. There was a little bit of ambiguity, but in a satisfying way (and the scope of the spider-problem has pretty dire implications.)

The characters felt very one-note to me, and I found myself rolling my eyes at some of the dialogue, but honestly I'd call it above par for a lot of the extreme horror I'd read this year. This definitely isn't intended as a psychological deep dive or a character study. It's sleazy. It's gory. It's a fun time.

The one thing that really held this back for me was the erotica to horror ratio. I definitely like it to be more horror to erotica, and since the sex came across as more obligatory than sensual, I found myself (to my surprise) REALLY waiting for those spiders to show back up. (That's a sentence I never thought I'd have to type.)

Overall though, it was definitely entertaining and filled with a couple surprises.

[William Becker · Rating 4 out of 5]

Arachnicunt is one of the most absurd things I've ever read. It's like if the erotic comedy of the movie Deep Throat made love with the movie Teeth, only more out there than both. Without spoiling anything, this is a heavily graphic piece featuring detailed sex scenes and a spider that lives inside a woman's vagina. I think the name was just so out there that I was in disbelief that anyone would actually write this

[Alexandra Dav · Rating 2 out of 5]

Aveam o oră liberă și niște căști stricate și-am zis că aș citi ceva scurt și așa am ajuns la cartea asta. Nu știu ce să cred despre povestioară.
Partea de horror a fost tare reușită, fiind extrem de vizuală și de crudă chiar.
Ce a fost pe lângă parcă a stricat povestea. Aș fi vrut niște profunzime și eventual și un mesaj, dar n-am avut parte de ele.

[Rachal Davis · Rating 5 out of 5]

Eeeeek

I very much enjoyed this book, very fun and engaging. A bit of humor and gore is always a win in my opinion.

[Ashley Hana · Rating 2 out of 5]

It felt quite rushed and lacked depth. The sex scenes felt.. Awkward. I wasn't a fan. I also hoped for a tad more horror. Most of this was just sex scenes..

[Leila]

Stopped reading after the first page and I don't plan to continue

[Stu Logan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Awesome

Amazing short little story that will repulse arachnophobes. Gory hot and very hard hitting. Incredible amount of smut and a great creature feature

[Jessie Raven · Rating 4 out of 5]

Not my favourite by the author BUT I did enjoy the fact I’ve never heard of something like it before!!
We follow Ambrosia who is a sexual young woman who is at it all the time. But is disappointed when none of them stay the night. Never to be seen again. Her last fling with Miguel ends up badly as his wife comes round asking questions. Unsatisfied with Ambrosias response she comes back at a later date and comes face to face with Ambrosias little “pet”. It was insanely good writing and a niche topic that left me wanting more! There was certainly space for a sequel which I hope Jerry does!
Only rating 4 stars as I cannot stand so much sex in one book but I did enjoy the writing and the spider side of things!

[Ryan Rains · Rating 3 out of 5]

The book explores the strange concept of a deadly spider living inside Ambrosia's body, resulting in an intriguing combination of horror and sensual fiction. Jerry Blaze's detailed style makes for an interesting reading experience. However, excessive sensual material and little character development may be unappealing to some, including me. The storyline execution appears rushed or lacking in depth, leaving some aspects of the story unfinished or unsatisfactory. While I knew it was an erotic horror, I expected more horror—too much erotic content for me to enjoy. Overall, the book is a strange and interesting read.

[Gabrielle Rains · Rating 3 out of 5]

It was a well-written erotic horror novel with a supernatural element. This brief, fast-paced read included a unique plot. This book also incorporates quite a bit of graphic erotic scenes.