Listen once you realize you’re here to see a girl fuck a fish, you adjust your expectations accordingly. Really though this is just Ice Planet Barbarians with mermaids ok?
Despite my low rating I thought this book was mostly a blast. Really a high 2.75 almost 3. If I only looked at the creativity when it came to merman descriptions and the more intimate scenes, even higher. But I simply could not ignore the amount of inconsistencies this book had. Some things occurred that even I, hand wave in the air to disregard a thing master, could not ignore. Actually if you look at anything (world building, magic system, character motives, plot progression etc) in this book too closely it kinda falls apart. But FUN? fun I did have.
Mira is a human engineer for an underwater city at war with the “undine”, a merpeople who rule the ocean in their own mysterious ways. In this world the ground above the sea is no longer habitable and so humans did a lil parasite pivot and make home in the deep blue instead. The mermen hate the humans bc we suck blah blah blah but when our resident merman Argnes abducts Mira as part of some truly shoddily planned espionage work to save his people, none of that matters because he’s gonna develop a big fat crush on her. Which is especially awesome because Argnes finds Mira completely grotesque. <3
“One fin popped off, revealing multiple tiny flippers at the base of her twin tails. If he hadn’t been so startled, he would have used the moment to snag her. But he was horrified at the sight of them. They were mangled. Cut at the ends as if someone had taken a sharp stone to her flippers for decoration. They were so small, too. Was she deformed? Was that why her people had sent her out on her own?”
Like pls that’s so funny
Or can I interest you in:
“She was... lovely. Damn it. He hadn’t wanted to think about it, but she really was. The kelp tangled around her legs and the golden light made her turn into a hue that his people so rarely saw. She was a rare and delicate creature, if a little ugly, and he had captured her.”
Also, Mira was so self insert, she could have been anyone fr. Which admittedly, kinda works if you’re tryna fuck a fish. But her background was quite superficially fleshed out. What do you mean she has NO friends? Pet peeve in a romance: All there is is HIM.
so to sum: cute, hot, & weird (pros) but distractingly inconsistent and lacking in logic.