Aileen Henderson is perfectly happy with her life as a wallflower. Her small apartment, steady job at a grocery store, and two friends are an easy shield to hide her from her dark past. But when she finds herself in the wrong place at the right time trying to help her best friend, Aileen’s comfortable life is ripped away by Ragnor Rayne, a powerful vampire lord. Forced to become a vampire herself and join his league, Aileen must fight to regain her freedom, even if it means resisting her growing attraction to the man she’s sworn to kill.
So, yes, my free life was a poor, stinky one, but it was mine.
And in less than one minute, Ragnor Rayne had stolen it from me.
This was a rough book to get through. It was very quickly apparent that the writing style and character voices would be better suited for a wattpad fanfiction (and not in a good way). Aileen’s characterization was confusingly random- she was described as ditzy, clueless, a passionate artist, and then simultaneously aggressive, insanely good at martial arts, strategic, but impulsively combatant. I’m not saying multifaceted characters can’t exist, or that these descriptions are an impossible combination to pull off, but it definitely didn’t work in this context. Her character didn’t feel cohesive, more dictated by what the plot needed from her or what the author thought would be cool for a one off scene. These traits were also explicitly told to the reader and rarely earned by Aileen’s actions. She vows to bid her time and exact revenge on Ragnor, but then doesn’t do anything to progress this for the entire book. She was a pretty paper doll to be posed around the plot, without ever making an important decision or actually having a purpose. Ragnor was written similarly, unable to move beyond the “dark and brooding love interest” shadow cast by much better characters in much better books.
The plot, again reminiscent of wattpad, felt episodic without a clear through line, causing strange pacing that either lagged or raced through events. The beginning was particularly bad (which explains the high number of DNF reviews I’ve seen that sit around the 15-20% mark), stumbling through an honestly unnecessary prologue and boring first couple chapters that are wasted establishing a setting/characters that immediately become irrelevant to the rest of the story. The middle really struggled with meandering, making it hard to stay focused on the already weak plot. Each time something interesting was introduced- combat training, visiting the other leagues, vampire lore, Aileen’s past, Ragnor’s past- the story was too scattered to actually sit in these moments and make something of them. Instead, these scenes were used to reiterate that Aileen was cool and mysterious and not like other girls, and Ragnor was also cool and mysterious and wearing a trench coat. The end was abrupt and anticlimactic. The Auction, the major event that will decide Aileen’s fate, isn’t given enough weight to feel real or threatening. It’s kept intentionally vague, but then revealed to be a very lackluster talent show and, self-explanatorily, just a regular auction.
I would excuse the messy plot if this book was committed to being a romance. I get it, not all readers care about the page padding between erotic scenes, but this isn’t that kind of book, despite its half-baked attempt to be. Neither main character was likable. They barely liked each other, and not in a tension filled, clouded-by-revenge, sworn enemies kind of way. Aileen and Ragnor settled for a room temperature FWB relationship pretty quickly, which bumbled along as a sleepy B story and amounted to nothing. Communication between them was nonexistent. This was acknowledged by them and other characters. Every time they almost actually spoke to one another, the scene devolved into hooking up or hollow disagreements that could be solved by, you know, talking to each other. Personally, I enjoyed reading about her conflicted relationship with (what are the odds) her former human boyfriend, Logan, now turned superpowered vampire, who is also a member of Ragnor’s league and conveniently responsible for training Aileen in combat.
I think a lot of the clunky issues with both plot and romance can be explained by a misplaced desire to hook readers into continuing the series. While cliff hangers can be exciting, intentionally teasing only the smallest bits of backstory and larger story lines didn’t entice me to pick up the next book, it made this one dissatisfying and boring. Who will Aileen end up with? What actually happened in Aileen’s dark past? What will happen with the randomly introduced gods that are lore dumped at the 90% mark? I don’t know, and I really don’t care.
To cap it off, here’s my collection of miscellaneous sins that will haunt me if I don’t mention them here. Newly made vampires are unironically called “noobs,” a bold and incorrect choice, which landed horribly every time and made me cringe so hard I nearly DNF-ed for that reason alone. Ragnor Rayne has midnight blue eyes. Have I mentioned he has midnight blue eyes? Don’t worry, if you forget, it’s mentioned 22 times. For the life altering, super important talent show, one vampire chooses to juggle and no one even questions it. The juggling is later performed to the Macarena song. Cassidy, Aileen’s best friend and catalyst for the entire plot who also becomes a vampire, is forgotten about and doesn’t matter at all. Ragnor goes to dinner and orders THREE steaks and a bowl of pasta for himself (vampires don’t need red meat or any special food, this is just his insane order). Vampire powers are influenced by skills developed when human- Logan was a soccer prodigy and has SOCCER SUPERPOWERS. When visiting Las Vegas, Nevada, Aileen is kidnapped and taken to the very real forest that definitely makes sense geographically to exist in the middle of the massive desert that Las Vegas is famous for. Ragnor, the rich, immortal vampire, uses all-in-one shampoo and conditioner.
“You still don’t understand how things work here, do you?" he said in a low, rumbling tone.
Blood rushed up to my face. "I already told you," I said tautly. "You should’ve killed me.”
Cloak of the Vampire was a bit of a goofy, lukewarm ramble. While not for me, I would recommend this for readers who prefer Kindle Unlimited style writing or who are just looking for a fun, turn-off-your-brain read.
1.5 stars rounded up.
Thank you to NetGalley for the ARC in exchange for an honest review.