1/13/25 TBH I'm not sure if I finished this on the 10th or 11th, I do know I stayed up WAY too late cuz I was just like "I WANT TO GET THIS DONE" ... the problem was the translator site wasn't good with putting chapters in order so clicking "next chapter" was a bit of a crap shoot. Also, sadly while I REALLY like this author she's not so good with the endings *sigh* so it kinda ... bleh like it could've been SO GREAT but instead a smidge ended on a disappointment. I mean it's a happy ending but it more felt like it petered out and there were some loose threads and more that didn't make sense like "who? what? huh? ... ok well it's over so whatever ... I guess?"
I did love FL though. What a nice green tea bitch? LOL it's hard to describe her -but the shamelessness and winning in pretty much everything ... heh I admire her and am jealous and would LOVE to be her.
ML had almost alarming love brain - so much so that :X I ... I dunno he was too one dimensional? Not exactly a romance, so that was missing for me.
Still, really liked it though other than those points I brought up - laughed, cried, will DEFINITELY re-read it.
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I Am Average and Unremarkable
1 FL is Jiu Hui?
5 😹😹😹☠️☠️☠️ her “look I’m being so good to you by killing you together since you’re brothers” to the 3 bat yao
7 … ok now I think I shoulda written down what c FL killed that demon with the butcher knife. (HOW?!)
(Also what’s up with Zhi You?)
8 lol this casually super wealthy FL 😹☠️ and she has no clue
10 why didn’t sect master Yu Jing let ZY bow to her esp after she said she wanted him to be her disciple?
12 awww 🥹🥹🥹 *noises* when FL & ZY “send their shifu letters” ❤️❤️❤️
14 Ok so FL is 2 months from being 18
😹☠️ I love how shameless the sect master is
15 omg I am HOWLING LOL like normally I’d hate such shameless behavior but the other sect was the one that started it by smashing their boat/expecting everyone else to make way… FL’s sect extorted so much by acting bullied lolololol
19 no but a) how is FL tricking everyone despite being a yao (is it cuz she’s a garlic chive not an animal?) and … how is she so powerful?!
31 Who exactly is ZY, and how is he so powerful (and rich) despite supposedly having like aptitude or whatever from that judging stone?!
36 Interesting. FL wants to learn how to be a human being.
(😅🫠 lowkey skimmed this one…)
37 I wonder what ZY’s actual level is since he actually reached Nascent Soul @ 11 and it seems he’s maybe in his 20s? (Also I kinda feel like he’s somehow tied to the Fungus g who guards/feeds the cauldrons?) 🤷🏻♀️
I also wonder if FL truly is just at nascent soul…
😹☠️ I need FL’s skills
(38?)Ok FL is definitely the “grass” that helped ML find his mother’s grave - so he’s four years older than her (I think?) ML has got to be ZY! He’s already been so protective of FL! Did he join a sect cuz he knew she would?! (Or he’s five years older?)
39 whut… demon love brain thing what?
42 😱😱😱 FL was supposed to be the next (immortal) Gan tree but was born 400 years late and became an “immortal herb” … <.< I dunno I don’t think of garlic chive as an herb?
Omg uncle Wu (the crow) secretly giving her 500 years of cultivation & a pile of spirit stones and it’s “not considered spoiling her” 😅😻
Oh my god nearly a million spirit stones… AND ten top grade defensive magic treasures
Hm author error? Or? Cuz FL originally only told the sect she got 100k… did she fess up cuz uncle Wu gave her a lot?
(49?? 47?) Oof all the advice from the elders before they go to FL’s village ❤️❤️❤️ and “Our Wangshu Pavilion is a small sect, and no one cares whether we have integrity or not.” Elder Lin stroked his white beard. “But we elders care about whether you can live a good life.”
50 OH NOOOOO already halfway done?! I’M NOT READY.
And her homecoming is ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
51 oh my god Zhi You experiencing life & the ShangHuang village adopting him & giving him a key & him realizing the banquet is being held in his honor ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Ahh I KNEW IT! I *KNEW* grandpa Long is a real dragon!!!
(Def c 53) oh ZY ““I have no relatives, no home, and no way. After joining Wangshu Pavilion, I met you, and only then did I understand what joy and anger are.”
“They say I’m a pretty boy, they say I’m a lackey, whatever.” Zhi You looked at Jiu Hui. “In this world, there was originally nothing or no one I cared about, and no one cared about me.”
“You taught me happiness, anger, sadness, and joy. You taught me how to be a living person and gave me a home in Shanghuang Village.” Zhi You held out a handful of peeled pomegranate seeds to Jiu Hui. “I don’t care about anything else, whether it’s humans, demons, or yaos. As long as I have you, Little Senior Sister, that’s all that matters.””
54 oh no! Someone has betrayed FL!
55 lol I’m glad Lord FuGuang (ML) beat up that shit Bu Ting of the JiuTian sect.
Heh the peacock who has a crush on FL & keeps pestering them
😱😱😱😱😱 “He gouged out his own heart, split his own soul, dodged heavy surveillance and formations, and gained his freedom.” 😭😭😭 (FL figuring out ML/ZY is actually FG)
60 I love our petty king 😹💯
65 omg FL might just be my favorite chaos muppet 😱😹☠️ (was Jin He the guy who tried to save FL & ML?)
67 omg she killed the demon king so easily
79 FL finally figured out she’s ML’s little garlic chive
80 “Jiu Hui’s heart trembled slightly. Because of a dream, he had gouged out his heart, attached his soul to the body refined from his heart, endured the pain that pierced his bones, and came to this chaotic world of mortal dust all by himself.” - She better stop having her temper tantrum at him!!!
83 I’m glad we get an explanation for Yu Luan and it’s not just that FL’s ~first cultivator friend looked down on her for joining a minor sect
85 Oo their shifu Yu Jing sending ML back - I think she knows his actual identity…
Blergh I might’ve read 97 & 98 out of order cuz the wonky site
Maybe more? 😖
Oh extra 3 ❤️ ““Knowing her, I will never be alone. Heaven and earth may end, but this love will never die.”
“With the vow of eternity, I ask the Heavenly Dao to witness.”
“The light wine is prepared, and we look forward to your visit.””