Tread Softly

by Wendy Perriam

Lorna, thirty-nine, is married to misanthropic Ralph, who in turn is wedded to his twenty-seven pipes and his artificial-grass business. In fact, it's a menage a trois, the third party being Lorna's Monster, a gleefully sadistic personification of her panic attacks.
The Monster has a field day when, after a botched foot operation, Lorna is sent to convalesce among the deaf and demented inmates of a nursing home from hell, where the staff have more problems than the patients. But, despite her surroundings, she begins to blossom, making new friends, discovering untapped talents and even a reawakened interest in sex, thanks to the attentions of an ardent young care-worker. She even gets offered a challenging new job. Meanwhile Ralph is being sued by a vindictive business client and fears he will lose his house and his livelihood.

324 pages, Hardcover

First published January 1, 2002

About the author

Wendy Perriam has been writing since the age of five, completing her first ‘novel’ at eleven. Expelled from boarding school for heresy and told she was in Satan’s power, she escaped to Oxford, where she read History and also trod the boards. After a variety of offbeat jobs, ranging from artist’s model to carnation-disbudder, she now divides her time between teaching and writing. Having begun by writing poetry, she went on to publish 16 novels and 7 short-story collections, acclaimed for their power to disturb, divert and shock. She has also written extensively for newspapers and magazines, and was a regular contributor to radio programmes such as Stop the Week and Fourth Column.

Perriam feels that her many conflicting life experiences – strict convent-school discipline and swinging-sixties wildness, marriage and divorce, infertility and motherhood, 9-to-5 conformity and periodic Bedlam – have helped shape her as a writer. ‘Writing allows for shadow-selves. I’m both the staid conformist matron and the slag; the well-organised author toiling at her desk and the madwoman shrieking in a straitjacket.’

Reviews

[Amanda B · Rating 1 out of 5]

DNF @ around 31%. Not for me at this moment, too depressing at this time and in need of my spirit being lifted, not lowered.

[Jane · Rating 2 out of 5]

I quite enjoyed reading this book, but it wasn't well enough written for the lack of plot to not matter. There are some books that are so beautifully written that the language itself is enough of a pleasure, for no plot to be required. This is no t one of those books.

[Angela · Rating 1 out of 5]

I don't remember other Wendy Perriam novels I've read being as bad as this one. Apart from the odd spattering of humour, I just found it too depressing, the dialogues too artificial and the story uninteresting. Thank god it only cost me 99p!

[Christine · Rating 3 out of 5]

A beautiful and evocative story.