Respectfully, what the fuck? Why would you do that to me? I swear to fuck, y’all should take out stock in paper goods with the way y’all have had me sobbing throughout this series. You’d make a fortune.
And like, you even went so far as to lull me into a false sense of security and shit like my precious little smooth brain would be fine. Rude. We all know I’m too dumb for all that. I’m a fragile (crazy) baddie, clearly. I heeded the content warnings, so I was *good*, but like, emotionally and intellectually I was on the back foot, buddies.
Nah, I fucking loved every second of this book. It was hyper-realistic but had the cheesy, slightly cringey romance terms here and there like special, Easter egg-esque bonuses. It was super sweet and the love was intense, but it was also filthy and fun as hell. It was also really deep and hit on some heavy topics, and sometimes I was like hmmm at some comments, but idk… like, in a “that would be fun to talk about to learn the reasoning, let’s discuss” way? And the drop you get got on you? I forced (not really, he was just sitting here and was too lazy to get up and walk away) Nigel to sit here and listen to me lose my shit for like an hour. I bullied my dog into embracing his inner cat so I could hold him for emotional support—he seemed fine with it, so like, it’s all fine.
I got distracted with life and it took me way longer to finish than it should have, and yet I already want to read it again. Seriously, that twist? Fucking brilliant. And then the ending? Good soup🤌 They deserved every moment of that HEA. It was all just a masterpiece and I could write an essay, but spoilers aren’t cool.
5/5. I realised I’m either violently American, entirely too immature to live, or just an idiot, because I spent way longer than I’m comfortable admitting to fucking wheezing over “flog that fucking d—k”. Probably all three, but I hate it here and don’t identify with these nut jobs, so like, can we pretend I’m not the first one and I’m just the other two? Like, I know it’s just a basic, normal regional thing, but all my brain could supply me with was anything and everything but that knowledge, and then I couldn’t breathe and now my body is still sore. I love y’all, please do this entire collab again soon. New theme, same theme, idc. I just want it. Every book has been a fucking winner.