Freezer Teaser

by Missy Love

In "Freezer Teaser," Eloise discovers that love can be found in the most unexpected places—like her new Icehotty 2000 freezer! This delightfully absurd romp through frozen fantasies and steamy surprises will have you laughing out loud and blushing at the same time. Get ready for a chilly romance that proves even the coolest appliances can heat things up!



- "Who knew a freezer could be so hot? 'Freezer Teaser' is a hilarious romp that will leave you questioning your kitchen appliances in the best possible way!" — Chilled & Thrilled Monthly

- "Eloise's escapades with the Icehotty 2000 are as outrageous as they are addictive. A must-read for anyone looking to spice up their kitchen life!" — Frozen Follies Book Reviews

- "I laughed, I blushed, and I'll never look at my freezer the same way again. 'Freezer Teaser' is a fresh take on romance that's guaranteed to thaw even the coldest hearts!" — Frosty Romance Gazette

- "Move over, Fifty Shades. 'Freezer Teaser' takes erotica to a whole new level—with ice cubes! Eloise's adventures are a riotous blend of humor and heat that will keep you turning the pages." — Cool & Quirky Reads

- " reading 'Freezer Teaser' may cause spontaneous cravings for ice cream and a sudden interest in kitchen appliances. Eloise's love affair with her freezer is as ridiculous as it is surprisingly steamy!" — Ice-Cold Romance Reviews

44 pages, Kindle Edition

Published June 12, 2024

Reviews

[Charity (TAKING A BREAK) · Rating 3 out of 5]

*quietly adds to bookshelf*

edit:

I'm dead.. I'm alive but I'm dead (with laughter)!

[Emma · Rating 3 out of 5]

yeah

[Danae Moffat · Rating 5 out of 5]

INTERESTING...

I'm not gonna lie... this was probably the weirdest romance book I've ever read. However, it was well written, and if you can get over the weird part of it, it was pretty good.

[Kat Dalton · Rating 5 out of 5]

Very...different!

The title and cover says it all , so if you're looking for a fun, short story about a horny freezer...you've found it!

[cey ♡ · Rating 1 out of 5]

interesting 🤨

[Amanda Bohlman]

Dom Freezer that’s all I have to say

[Agatha Bronelia · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is honestly a story that draws from pure undeviating passion.

Our protagonist who's a little horny and really needs a boyfriend, gets a new freezer from the local freezer shop, as you do.
This freezer turns out to be a daddy Dom. He wants her, and he likes it cold. Turns out she likes it freaky and she likes her men icey cold and rectangular.

Beautiful story. That's all I can say.

[Nootka Lenoir · Rating 2 out of 5]

A freezer that ends up sentient
Who communicates through a display and have certain things appear inside of him.
Yeah it sounds as weird as this read was. But still I was here.

But at least the freezer called her a ‘good girl’

[Lilly Bridge · Rating 5 out of 5]

I'll never look at a Freezer the same way again....

[Lola Snaggle · Rating 5 out of 5]

What a beautiful tale

[OneBadBeach · Rating 5 out of 5]

I laughed my ass off

Hilarious short read about a woman and her sentient freezer. I suddenly feel the urge to upgrade my kitchen appliances!!

[Hayley Bedard · Rating 2 out of 5]

You know what? Hell yeah!

[Kat Rowlen · Rating 3 out of 5]

That was… something

[Jimmy · Rating 2 out of 5]

When the prosecco hits good

[BatDuckie · Rating 3 out of 5]

Different

This was... interesting. there was a page in Chapter 5 that repeats right as the MFC is doing things with the freezer. Kinda kills the vibe for a minute there

[Eva Wachala · Rating 1 out of 5]

This is so out of left field I can’t even properly rate it on a smut scale, so I gave it one star. Because it’s the number one funniest book I’ve ever read. This is my first sentient object read and now I have a new addiction.