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189 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1956
Nabby Adams drank his fill, feeling his stomach churn and bubble, feeling the real thirst thirstily return.Not at all like any other Anthony Burgess novel that I've read (none of which were like any of the others, actually), this first novel is tautly written, closely observed, sensitive to the pathos of life as coloniser and colonised both, jam-packed with Malaysian terms (a glossary is provided) and also a lot of fun. It is, in fact, a journey from one beer to another (quite literally so), to boot—though this is no undergraduate debauch by any means.
Beer, beer, beer. For God’s sake, man, haven’t you another blessed thought in your head at all but beer?This is the first novel of a 40-something man who had seen the world, and is suddenly and mistakenly told he is in possession of an inoperable brain tumour and has one year to live, and who sets out to provide his wife with some kind of income by writing thre novels during that year. Thankfully, he lived to write many, many more.
Toddy was cheap enough. The smell of decay was ghastly, but you could always hold your nose. The taste wasn’t so good either: burnt brown paper. Still, it was a drink. Good for you, too. If it wasn’t for the smell and the taste it would be a damn good drink....who is also brilliant, though never having any money whatsoever, at seeking alcohol out...
“Yes, yes,” gasped Nabby Adams, breathless after the first draught, his body hungering for the next. “Yes, Paddy.” He raised the bottle and drank life to the lees. Now he could afford to sit down, smoke a cigarette, drink the next bottle at leisure. But wait. What time was it? Four forty-five, said the alarm-clock. That meant he would have to go back to bed and sleep for a little. For if he didn’t what the hell was he going to do? Three bottles wouldn’t last him till it was time to go to the Transport Office. But in any case if he drank another bottle now that would mean only one bottle to wake up with. And no bottle for breakfast. He groaned to himself: there was no end to his troubles.Nabby is more or less adopted by the luckless school teacher Crabbe and his unhappy wife—as is his underling and conscripted boy-Friday, the soon-besmitten Aladad Khan. Nabby somehow manages to enliven their lives merely by being his drunken, irresponsible self.
The class tasted the word ‘harsh’. It was the right word, the word they had been looking for. ‘Harsh’. Its sound was harsh; it was a harsh word., albeit with a few twists...I won't spoil those, except to tell you that Nabby names his dog 'Cough' because it was the second syllable of the expletive that his previous owner, who later simply abandoned him, always hurled her way... I shall also get you to the penultimate beer, the titular Tiger (the ultimate, much more expensive Carlsberg, is saved for the end, for a reason I won't reveal here), amongst which quantities of brandy, gin, rice spirits, 'toddy', etc., are also much consumed in this first installment to the trilogy and a great read...
This causes Nabby to ransack his neighbour's room, and finding only an assortment of those little airplane bottles, and, well, Nabby being Nabby, any port in a storm...
“Did you bring any beer back, Paddy?” asked Nabby Adams.
“Beer? Beer?” Flaherty screamed and danced. “I’ll take my dying bible that if it was the Day of Judgment itself and the dead coming out of their graves and we all of us lined up for the bloody sentence and He in His awe and majesty as of a flame of fire standing in the clouds of doomsday, all you’d be thinking about would be where you could get a bottle of blasted Tiger. There’ll be beer where you’re going to at the last,” promised Flaherty, dripping with prophetic sweat. “There’ll be cases and cases and barrels and barrels of it and it’ll all be tasting of the ashes of hell in your mouth, like lava and brimstone, scalding your guts and your stomach, so that you’ll be screaming for a drop of cold water from the hands of Lazarus himself, and he in Abraham’s bosom on the throne of the righteous.
Nabby Adams ingested successively Cherry Brandy, Drambuie, Crème de Menthe, Cointreau, John Haig, Benedictine, Three Star, Sloe Gin, Kümmel, Kirsch. The terrible thirst abated somewhat, and Nabby Adams soon had leisure to feel shameNot too much shame though. Time for a Tiger has been written with brio and wit by a budding literary lion with all the compassion of an apostate Lamb.
The pupils themselves, through their prefects, pressed the advantages of a racial division. The Chinese feared that the Malays would run amok in the dormitories and use knives; the Malays said they did not like the smell of the Indians; the various Indian races preferred to conduct vendettas only among themselves. Besides, there was the question of food. The Chinese cried out for pork which, to the Muslims, was haram and disgusting; the Hindus would not eat meat at all, despite the persuasions of the British matron; other Indians demanded burning curries and could not stomach the insipid lauk of the Malays. Finally the houses were given the names of Britons who had helped to build the new Malaya. Allocation to houses was arbitrary—the dormitories buzzed with different prayers in different tongues—and everybody had to eat cold rice with a warmish lauk of buffalo meat or vegetables. Nobody was satisfied but nobody could think of anything better.