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“Feel whatever it is you need to feel right now. Be as angry and upset with me as you want. And when this is over and we know who really did it, I’ll still be here. I promise. You won’t lose me, and I would never do anything to risk losing you.” —Christopher “Kit” Abbott-Montgomery.
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Exceptions:
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✨Royal Scandals/Drama
✨The words: Illegitimate & Bastard used interchangeably
✨A LOT of verbal insults
✨Depiction of Sexual Assault
✨Discussion of a murder
✨Discussion on use of date rape drugs/other forms of drugs
✨Discussion on Schizophrenia
✨A brief mention of suicide
✨Constant evidence of online harassment
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Thoughts:
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Thought of the day: How do you rate a book where YOU didn’t have the best time with it but, you also know why others did??? 🤔🤔🤔.
Okay. Sssooo…
This book is designed for individuals who truly enjoy reading about Royalty and their families as well as for individuals who can stomach the nastiness that comes from family members, family members’ friends, random strangers, and the tabloids.
Unfortunately, I am not this person. Nor was this book for me. Last year, I DNF’d this because I could not stomach all the nastiness that was written within these pages. And as I finished reading this, I really wish I had some self-control at the beginning of my introduction to NetGalley. Me and my “happy fingers” requested Book #2 on a whim and, to my surprise, I actually got the ARC. So now, here I am, with my thoughts ALL OVER THE PLACE and trying to figure out how to compose this review so I can move on to Book #2 and get it over with. 😮💨😮💨😮💨.
Honestly though…
I understand why this book has 4⭐️ & 5⭐️ ratings. Several of these chapters are really good. And when you’re not reading this, you might find yourself thinking about Evangeline “Evan” Bright. She DEFINITELY holds her own in all 368 pages of this book and you will find yourself falling in love with her. You will even come to enjoy her heartwarming moments with Christopher “Kit” Abbott-Montgomery, Lady Tabitha “Tibby” Finch-Parker-Covington-Boyle, Harry “Jenkins” Jenkins, and sometimes, her father: King Alexander II (Alexander Edward George Henry). In some places, this story will even pull at your heartstrings, especially when you meet Evangeline’s mother, Laura Bright. I mean really, this book plus its cover will force you to read it until the very end. ☺️☺️☺️.
However, this is the type of book that you MOST DEFINITELY have to be in the mood for. Having to read either a quote, text messages, phone call transcripts, Royal expert interviews, or a two-three page length gossip article before each chapter REALLY got on my nerves. And then, having to also sit and read repeated forms of the following dialogue didn’t help the situation either:
“Since when have you ever wanted to be a father to that insubordinate parasite?”
“The American is inconsequential,” snarls Helene. “A foot note in history. A mistake that should have been corrected in the womb.”
“This is your illegitimate issue, Father.”
“Now he’s parading around proof like a mangy stray at a dog show.”
“He insists that since the stray is already at Windsor, she might as well remain until she’s of age. I, of course, pointed out how cruel it is to keep her here like a pet when he has every intention of washing his hands of her once she turns eighteen, but as always, his selfishness knows no bounds.”
“You were a mistake,” says Constance, her words ringing through the antechamber. “One that nearly cost my son his birthright. I will not have you traipsing through our home, calling yourself family when you and that American trollop are nothing more than parasites—”
“Bastard.”
“If she says anything, we’ll deny it, all right? And make her look like a sociopath in the process.”
I mean, really??? 13 chapters of an innocent girl being torn down by family members she doesn’t even know. But, these said family members have known about her FOR 17 YEARS. Come on, seriously!!! CHILL WITH THE TWO-FACE NONSENSE. 🙄🙄🙄. There is also chapter where Evangeline gets threatened by her Queen Stepmother for not taking the blame for something horrible that her half-sister did all because her half-sister will be Queen of the Throne some day. Even Princess Mary’s “Maisie” best friend Lady Georgiana “Gia” Greyville thought both Mary and her Mother were dead wrong for this and trust me when I say: THAT IS A HUGE DEAL!!! And please don’t get me started on the murder mystery aspect of this. My original reason for wanting to read this last year was because I have become OBSESSED with YA murder mysteries. Where the synopsis of this mentions the occurrence of a murder, the murder doesn’t actually take place until 35% of the book and as it slowly becomes a focal point of the story, it is surrounded by horrible stories or nonsense. I get where the author was trying to go but, the direction got lost.
I will never understand stories where children get treated as the problem because two adults decided to have an affair knowing the consequences of their actions. It will always break my heart to read how not one adult in the room is an actual adult. The wounded party insults the child, created by the affair, and constantly informs said child on how he/she/they are not wanted. The wounded party will even give their child/children permission to insult said child and make said child’s life a living nightmare, never mind that they are half-sibling. Said half-sibling(s) will even team up their friends to bully their sibling. It isn’t until something drastic or catastrophic happens and someone or multiple people gets hurt that everyone starts to grown up and wants to play nice. It is really sad and just plain exhausting. 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️. And that is exactly what this entire story is about. By chapter 10, I was reminded of why I DNF’d this book last year. *Sigh* here’s to hoping that Book #2 won’t be so bad. 😬😬😬.