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Cockwinder
Liam’s got a magic cock. Hence the nickname. He’s also a decent sort. Well. Sometimes. A bit like the rest of the family, his heart’s in the right place. But he has trust issues.
Especially with the family next door.
Ray, the head of the house next door, he’s a bit … weird. And not in a good way. Not in a Smalls way. And Liam’s worried that there’s something going on between Ray and … well, he’s got a little girl. He’s worried enough to pay ol’ Ray a visit. See what’s what, like. If you know what I mean.
Seven brothers. Seven Smalls. Graphic content. Consider this a trigger warning for just about everything.
Especially with the family next door.
Ray, the head of the house next door, he’s a bit … weird. And not in a good way. Not in a Smalls way. And Liam’s worried that there’s something going on between Ray and … well, he’s got a little girl. He’s worried enough to pay ol’ Ray a visit. See what’s what, like. If you know what I mean.
Seven brothers. Seven Smalls. Graphic content. Consider this a trigger warning for just about everything.
- GenresHorror
45 pages, Kindle Edition
Published June 23, 2024
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December 13, 2021
This was an insanely wild and violent episode of The Smalls. Brother #5, Liam, appears to be a well-adjusted bloke, but once he spies the little girl next door playing inappropriate games with her dolls, he takes action immediately. Liam speaks to the little girl, and she gives him a disturbing earful. Liam goes straight to the neighbors' house and confronts the father. Dad is not much of a fighter, but Liam is. He is also very creative with tools and cars. Just wait until the Hitler Napoleon Dynamite crew shows up! No body part is left unattended. As for mom, she comes home to a massive slaughterhouse, and must pay her fair due. Utilizing dark humor and imaginative torture scenes, Ash Ericmore has created a character that will be hard to top. Time for #6!
January 21, 2022
The smalls part 5. Man this one was the most brutal yet which is kinda surprising considering that from a distance Liam seems the most normal out of the family so far.... Well until he finds out that the neighbor is not who he appears to be when he has a conversation with the neighbors little girl.... Liam takes things into his own hands and it's on so satisfying... Damn I love the Smalls Family
December 6, 2021
I absolutely love The Smalls Family, each book is the story of a different brother, with each brother being more crazy and messed up than the last! In saying that though, Liam, who we meet in Cockwinder, seems to be a bit more "normal" than his brothers..........but is he?? Heck no, he's as batshit crazy as the rest of them.....and I love him all the more for it! Liam is now my fave Smalls brother!! 😁
This book contains the usual brilliantly dark, twisted humour that I've come to love from Eric Ashmore. Making me (almost) feel guilty for laughing! 😉
This story starts out with a sad tale of abuse, then quickly descends into a tale of depraved, and completely insane, much deserved revenge! Utter, bloody, brutal, horrific, and hilarious mayhem!! With some pretty inventive kills too 😁
This book was so much crazy fun, I can't wait to continue the Smalls journey!!!!
Absolutely 5/5 blood splatters 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
This book contains the usual brilliantly dark, twisted humour that I've come to love from Eric Ashmore. Making me (almost) feel guilty for laughing! 😉
This story starts out with a sad tale of abuse, then quickly descends into a tale of depraved, and completely insane, much deserved revenge! Utter, bloody, brutal, horrific, and hilarious mayhem!! With some pretty inventive kills too 😁
This book was so much crazy fun, I can't wait to continue the Smalls journey!!!!
Absolutely 5/5 blood splatters 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
November 19, 2021
Cockwinder introduces us to Liam, thus far the most stable and normal-seeming of the Smalls brothers. Don't worry, the rest of them set the bar pretty damn low, so it's easy to seem stable and normal by comparison.
While in the midst of plowing his wife, Liam witnesses a strange reaction from Wendy, the little girl next door, through the window. He'd already felt like something was a bit off with Ray, the girl's father, and the peculiar behavior Wendy displayed lines up with those sentiments.
Liam's concern is validated when he catches Wendy playing an unsettling game with her dolls, and he decides it's time to do something about the monster living next door. This is the point in the story where Ash Ericmore hits us with all of that Smalls Family goodness we've come to expect.
As garage tools and hardware are put to purposes that definitely violate warranties based on any manufacturer's recommended use, Liam goes to work. The violence is as graphic and imaginative as any reader could hope to experience, and there's a moment at the climax of the story that almost had me laughing out loud, just as Liam burst through the bedroom door in his newly crafted attire. I can't spoil it, so you'll have to read it for yourself.
Thankfully, it all works out with a happy ending...but that should come as no surprise. The Smalls brothers always create their own happy endings from the disasters all around them.
While in the midst of plowing his wife, Liam witnesses a strange reaction from Wendy, the little girl next door, through the window. He'd already felt like something was a bit off with Ray, the girl's father, and the peculiar behavior Wendy displayed lines up with those sentiments.
Liam's concern is validated when he catches Wendy playing an unsettling game with her dolls, and he decides it's time to do something about the monster living next door. This is the point in the story where Ash Ericmore hits us with all of that Smalls Family goodness we've come to expect.
As garage tools and hardware are put to purposes that definitely violate warranties based on any manufacturer's recommended use, Liam goes to work. The violence is as graphic and imaginative as any reader could hope to experience, and there's a moment at the climax of the story that almost had me laughing out loud, just as Liam burst through the bedroom door in his newly crafted attire. I can't spoil it, so you'll have to read it for yourself.
Thankfully, it all works out with a happy ending...but that should come as no surprise. The Smalls brothers always create their own happy endings from the disasters all around them.
December 3, 2021
Nothing makes me feel as good as having a pedo get what’s coming to him. Liam Smalls may be my new favorite brother. Doing what the Smalls do best, Liam takes revenge on the neighbor girl’s father for the horrible things he’s done to her and takes out a few others in the process.
December 9, 2021
I love the Small stories. This one had a really interesting scene. The next one drops on Godless December 10th.
January 15, 2022
Liam swears something is up with his neighbors. When he gets the chance the talk to Wendy while she is playing with her dolls his suspicions are confirmed. When he sends Wendy away, I knew things were about to get lit.
Once you start reading this you can’t stop. Liam is on a mission to school a pedo. Like all the Smalls family books things got crazy and brutal quickly. The entire scene with the paedo Nazi Napoleon Dynamite crew was insane! When Liam comes back for Ray all I could do was laugh. Great visual!
This whole series just keeps getting better and better. Ericmore does such an excellent job with these characters. I always look forward to the next book.
Once you start reading this you can’t stop. Liam is on a mission to school a pedo. Like all the Smalls family books things got crazy and brutal quickly. The entire scene with the paedo Nazi Napoleon Dynamite crew was insane! When Liam comes back for Ray all I could do was laugh. Great visual!
This whole series just keeps getting better and better. Ericmore does such an excellent job with these characters. I always look forward to the next book.
May 15, 2022
Okay, hands down this is my favorite Smalls story. I'm not even going to say so far, because as good as any of the others are, nothing beats this books brutal, hilarious, and overly violent murders of pedophiles. Liam (Cockwinder) seems like a pretty regular guy, with the one anatomical exception. But when he discoverers whats going on next door, this book goes places the others haven't yet, and that is saying something. But those places it went were oh so satisfying!
July 31, 2022
Vigilante justice if you ask me! These Smalls brothers may have sick and twisted minds but they have principles. They have good hearts under those muscles and nicknames. Ericmore delivers more of his signature gore and creative kills with visually stunning imagery. I may never look at a red lollipop the same again… or a curling iron for that matter. Also glad I don’t own one because I don’t think I could ever use it again after this read.
December 19, 2021
Wow. This books was grosser than the last! It crossed a couple boundaries of mine-not the books fault. (always nice to know I still have them).
I really enjoyed the good hearted Liam. All the little guys deserve such a protector. The Smalls family.....I love this bunch of assholes!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I really enjoyed the good hearted Liam. All the little guys deserve such a protector. The Smalls family.....I love this bunch of assholes!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
October 4, 2024
Short and brilliant
Another great read in the small series. And another brother. It's great learning about each character and what they stand for and most of all what they wont. This one is all about their neighbour and their secrets. Again action packed and full of torture and brutal violence. A great short extreme. Recommended
Another great read in the small series. And another brother. It's great learning about each character and what they stand for and most of all what they wont. This one is all about their neighbour and their secrets. Again action packed and full of torture and brutal violence. A great short extreme. Recommended
September 1, 2024
Ash Ericmore's material is ALWAYS gory and often demented - and I love reading them 🤩 I'm a huge fan of extreme horror (guts, gore, torture, rape, along with anything else of this nature) and some Authors are awful at it, whilst others are brilliant and Eric is definitely the latter. A*****
December 31, 2024
Small Family Book 5. Bloody, brutal, but sweet vengeance !
Liam (Cockwinder) Smalls turns vigilante when he suspects his next door neighbours are abusing their child.
What follows is very extreme, very inventive, interspersed with the trademark Ericmore dark humour that is needed to take the edge off the brutal, but highly creative, punishments meted out.
I love the interconnections in these series and was very pleased that Backy got a mention!
Liam (Cockwinder) Smalls turns vigilante when he suspects his next door neighbours are abusing their child.
What follows is very extreme, very inventive, interspersed with the trademark Ericmore dark humour that is needed to take the edge off the brutal, but highly creative, punishments meted out.
I love the interconnections in these series and was very pleased that Backy got a mention!
July 20, 2022
Now that’s what I call justice! Yep, I agree with this punishment to these assholes. Couldn’t have written it better myself.
March 3, 2023
Liam is my hero.
June 10, 2024
Liam is the guy you want on your Neighbourhood Watch committee.
July 9, 2024
The book had me hooked on the first page. I didn’t put it down till the last page! Bravo! Keep them coming.
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