I read the awful reviews. And yet I wanted to read it anyway. Well, you know what they say about hindsight....[return][return]To be fair, I did read it with an open mind and expected a fluffy, funny story poking fun at the Darcy fantasy. Instead, the words "epic fail" flashed in my mind. I'm not even sure where to start. Let's try the plot, since there's at least a bit of that, although Potter has Jane Austen to thank for it, since her characters' actions somewhat mirror the literary legend's.[return][return]New Yorker Emily is a mild-mannered bookshop manager -- too mild-mannered according to her best friend Stella, who arranged for the two of them to go on a party vacation in Mexico. To deflect the horror of wet t-shirt contests, Emily flies off to England for a "Pride and Prejudice" book tour... and lands in the horror of being the only one on the bus not eligible for a senior citizen's discount. Well, the only one except for Spike, an arrogant journalist sentenced to write an article on why women are fascinated with Mr. Darcy. Emily and Spike clash from the start, but that suits her fine since she remarkably finds herself face-to-face with Mr. Darcy himself, yes THE fictional character come to life! In between meetings with her literary lover, Emily comes to learn that things are not at all what they seem: from the seniors with secret pasts to Spike himelf. Even Mr. Darcy comes to be not at all what Emily imagined. [return][return]Now if Potter's novel were as interesting as the above summary, I would have given it a few more stars. However, the author managed to muck it all up thanks to poor writing and a narrative style I'd like to call "first person self-concious." We are privy to every thought in Emily's head, and they are, for the most part, hideously inane and annoying. Dialogue is certainly not Potter's strong point, and it was embarrassingly awful to read Emily replying "awesome" to whatever was said by an unfased Darcy. Conversations were stilted, and Emily never sounded smart in any of them. For someone who supposedly read a lot, she was a pretty dim bulb.[return][return]The other characters, with a few exceptions, were terribly contrived as well. There's Stella who is so abrasive, self-centered, and mean in the first few chapters, that I wondered how this shrew got to be Emily's best friend? Well, she didn't seem to have any others, I guess. Then there's Spike, who's supposed to be Emily's real-life Mr. Darcy counterpart. Potter could just not stop describing how disgusting his hairy potbelly was in the beginning, that it ruined any chance to romanticize the character. It's just as well, since Emily is so poorly contrived that we're not missing out by having her romance fall flat.[return][return]As for Mr. Darcy... did Alexandra Potter and I read the same copy of "Pride and Prejudice"? Apparently, Potter's Darcy thinks nothing of unchaperoned ladies traipsing about hungover and stoned with skin exposed and dropping expletives and "awesome!" in conversation. And apparently he stares a lot, too. Oh, and Emily, a supposedly educated and voracious reader, is actually shocked when she learns that Mr. Darcy thinks only lower-class women work. I wanted to scream, "Do you know nothing about the time period of your favorite novel, you dunce?!" No, instead she tells off her fantasy fictional lover for having the audacity not to know about the Women's Rights Movement that doesn't exist in his world. Potter bungles the Darcy scenes so badly, that the conceit of him proposing to Emily only heightens the ridiculousness of it all. In the Internet world, this is what's known as a "Mary Sue" fanfic.[return][return]And a side note to Alexandra Potter: If you're going to make your character so intrinsicly American that the phrase "fish and chips" utterly befuddles her, then don't have her peppering her thoughts and speech with Brit slang. [return][return]So is there anything good about this book? Well, I enjoyed the characters of Emily's travel companions Maeve and Rose. Although the characters have to fight against Potter's awful dialogue, they are firmly the most interesting characters in the novel. Sadly, they do not redeem the novel enough to make it readable. And Spike's article on Mr. Darcy at the end is pretty good, but it's sad that he only get a personality right before the book is over. [return][return]This was a painful read, but I have this thing about having to finish books once I start them. However, I was sorely tempted to break this personal rule with each awful chapter. I know the book summary is certain to pique your curiosity, but be strong and stay away! The novel fails to follow through on anything interesting enough to make the reading worth it. How sad for the author that the only way she can lure potential readers in is to ride Jane Austen's coattails. But there are other novels that incorporate "Pride and Prejudice" into a modern setting that are much more worth your time. Since this is by far the worst I've read, I'd say any one of them would do better.