Men come in just as many breeds as dogs Girls, are you tired of always ending up with the wrong man? Maybe it's because women take more time picking out a dog than they do a boyfriend. Men Are Dogs gives you everything you need to know about owning and keeping a man, • Why to get a man at all • Where to find one • Training a man • Maintenance, such as diet and exercise Plus, you'll find out all about the 40+ different breeds you can get and how to identify the breed of your man. For example, mongrels often make the most delightful companions, but they're not as predictable as some of the purebreds. Working men are among the most cuddly, but watch out you don't get a bully, or worse, a spineless yes-man. Meanwhile, hounds and sporting men are among the most fun-loving and playful, but can lack responsibility. (And some special breeds, like male models, are actually cats).
Osittain semmoista tekohauskaa vääntämistä, mutta pakkohan se oli sitten lukaista ja lukiessa pohtia, mihin koirakategoriaan omat lähipiirin miehet istuvat - vai ovatko vallan sekarotuisia? :D
Tongue in cheek comparison of men to dogs, describing how to choose the best breed (ie, type of man) to 'adopt', care for him, and make a life with him. A funny, easy read.