Moral Lines: Because Who Doesn't Love a Juicy Prostitute Escort Novel?
First Sentence: My husband had this little patch of soft, slightly reddish hair right above his tailbone.
Excuse me while pictures of wolf man dance in my head.
*shudders*
At first I was thinking, tail bone. Where the heck is that? Then I realized where it was and I literally wanted to throw up. Tail bone, was this guy the second picture on the evolution chart? After picturing the Caveman Geico insurance man in my bed I read on.Okay, guys I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I was to review this copy. My mind danced from vampires, to urban romance because of the black, white and red cover. In Moral Lines by Vanessa Bogenholm we are given the pleasure of meeting Alexandria , the women who tried Botox to keep her husband and misses hr husband. We are suddenly invited to join her downward freaky spiral of god knows what. It slapped me in the face like a glove to the cheek, one day this women wakes up one day and is like damn, I am an escort.
The question is, how did she get there!
Who is the Main Character? Alexandria is witty, sarcastic caterer and bold recent divorcee who had the whole "god, my life sucks, I know it, I hate it. Now shut up and let me complain" thing going on. But do not worry my friends she is not complaining in the whole stupid unique "I am Bella Swan. My life reeks like hell , woe is I" sort of way. Alexandria is sarcastic character who has lived in Beverly Hills but never rarely fit in or afford it.
Plots Galore: In the book we meet the horrible husband of Alexandria and experience the cold rejection that leaves her and you shattered. We feel her pain and her destructive. Ever had a husband , girlfriend or boyfriend lose interest in you? Then you can relate to this book. Bogenholm has nailed the turmoil that shoots through your mind when being rejected by a mate.It's so clear and crackling with emotion like popcorn over a hot stove.
I almost teared up.
This story is like the demise to rebound story, a recent divorcee women suddenly in need of money starts doing tasks to pay small things like her rent. We watch Alexandria fall and we watch her rise while being offered the most ravishing erotic lovemaking scenes that can make any gal melt. Those scenes are delish I must tell you! Let me stop drooling! Alexandria goes deeper and deeper into the escort world and she begins to do things that may be against her morals or so she thinks. You will find yourself living through her and clapping through the novel.
Settings: Hotels, apartments, Beverly Hills , Hallways. Oh yes and beds , what girl does not love that! We meet lots of beds in this novel.
Who Will You Meet? All types of men.
DISCLAIMER: I am a huge historical fiction fan but Alexandria's voice was so freaking compelling, I was reading this narrative like candy.
Content: Cursing, lots of descriptive sex. Drinking and smoking. This is an adult novel and a darn fun one. So get out your wine and start to read Moral Lines.
The ending was abrupt and rushed and confusing to say the least bit. She just changed her ways, I wish it wasn't that easy. The ending was abrupt and confusing and I got lost. George's character was random and not threaded through the story so he threw me off a bit. If you love escorts and alter egos you will love this novel. This is no literary novel, just a quick read if you aren't looking for substance.