4 "I Wanna Be A Krinar" Stars
Audiobook Version with 3 Different Narrators
(I felt like Goldilocks with the trilogy having 3 separate narrators: #1 was too strong, #3 was too soft, and #2 was JUST right. I was sorry to see she had been replaced.)
Overall, I'm rating this with 4 Stars because I was completely caught up in the story. Indeed, I devoted most of three days to listening intently whenever I could.
That said, I had so many issues with Mia, who was not only so tiny she was the size of a house mouse and so unattractive to me she was ab-so-lutely TSTL. She asked so many questions, if I were Korum I would have told her to shut-the-fuck-up and shuttled her back to you NYC. Questions like "Why me?" "What could you want with little ole me?" And yet, the really important ones she only fretted over endlessly in her head: "The resistance says blah-blah, is it true?" "If we're together, what will happen when I age?" "Can we have children?" "Whoa, your technology rocks! How can I get me some some?" These are just some silly samples. Especially towards the end when Korum tells her his true plans and she yells a bit and then shrugs: why not suggest an Earth/Krinar compromise, why not suggest they push forward as a K/Earther team working towards what's best for both beings? She's so damn dumb.
As for Korum, he was a perfect Krinar solving all his "Mia" problems with sex. Yet, giving in, opening up, letting love in a bit at a time. He also grows up: faces enemies, learns about betrayal and he learns to 'let go'. Mostly though, he growls at Mia a lot. He cracked me up.
Speaking of sex with Korum--we were, weren't we? Damn, but it was boring in its repetitiveness: stick big 'D' in teeny tiny slot 'A' (hold for a stretch and repeat). Or slot 'B'. Butt we'll get into that later, which they don't, not really. Over and over again. Just show us the above damn diagram and ask us to chant "vanilla, vanilla, vanilla" and we'll get the idea. It just didn't matter after awhile and I covered my ears (and non-tingling parts).
I had so many problems with the logistics of this, I wanted to sit down and write a long letter to Anna Z. In the end, though, I just let it go. She wasn't going to fix it for me, so I just did it in my head (there's me all up in my sex, I mean 'head', again...lol).
Definitely worth a listen if you like threatening, grumpy rich Alien Alpha males who look/act exactly like threatening, grumpy rich Human Alpha males who fall for pretty, average Jane with big round insert blue, green brown eyes, but with some end of the world suspense thrown in. It sounds like I didn't, but I really did love it. Especially listening to it long into the deep dark, endlessly starry night.