Getting in the Knickers of the Nose Man: A Sentient Object Story

by Holly Wilde

It's all fun and games, until someone loses a nose.
Seeing his nose on his doorstep is the last thing Dave expected. But, 25 years since Dave's nose disappeared during a tragic game of Got Your Nose, its back. These years may have added grey hair to Dave, but they've also added eyes, lips, arms, legs, and a little something more to Nose.

Enjoy this Quickie from Holly Wilde about a second chance romance between a sentient nose and the face he belongs to.

18 pages, Kindle Edition

Published June 25, 2024

About the author

If you’re looking to escape the boundaries of reality that we are so often confined to, then look no further. Sentient-smutty-smut and literal personification of everyday items is what you’ll find here.

Hi! it’s nice to meet you, I’m Holly “no-explanation” Wilde, and if you don’t buckle your seatbelt up for this ride, your chair will do it for you.

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Reviews

[Urtė Caspo · Rating 4 out of 5]

Kaip ir priklauso, absoliuti nesąmonė, bet taaip juokingai parašyta! 🤗

[Kimbot the Destroyer · Rating 3 out of 5]

Delightful. Hilariously disturbing imagery and wordplay. Entertaining enough to help the Friday afternoon doldrums pass quickly.

[Emmy P · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fk it five stars. Because at no point did I know what I was in for.

I mean. This was actually wild. I had to consult the group chat to fully understand the depth of what had occurred.

I expect when you pick up any book you do so with full awareness of the type of experience you are signing up to have, so in the context, this had it all. Catch me howling. I'll likely never recover. I mean, who knew your own nose could be such a main character?

[Elizabeth Reyes · Rating 4 out of 5]

Tell ya one thing for free, next time I spew liquid from my nose in errant laughter I will absolutely think of it differently. God bless 🫡

[Carleigh · Rating 2 out of 5]

I laughed out loud a few times but was mostly horrified and usually I love her books and inanimate object smutt

[julia · Rating 3 out of 5]

3 stars only bc jason read this out loud so phenomenally

[Raven · Rating 2 out of 5]

Hi. Someone please send me the fanart, cause I need to know what this Eldritch Horror looked like!

I just reviewed Melt For Daddy and I had complained about the vanilla sex. This one... I would have liked some vanilla sex. I would have been okay with that. I'm... I don't even know how I feel about what happened in this one. I'll never hear the words nose job the same ever again though.

This had a little more backstory but still, absolutely none somehow. I'd love to know where the hell this nose had been this whole time. Or why he's been travelling the world, cock out, the whole time. There were no pants, let alone any Knickers, so like... there was nothing to "get into." (I know it's a saying, but like damn.)

No gonna lie, this was more of a horror story for me, than an erotic romance. This is on the same level as the turkey one I read, except on the other side of the spectrum. Not sure what that spectrum is though, just that they're on two ends of it.

[Alice · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hear me out... this book is better than any anti-depressant.

I wasn't really sure what to expect... I'm not really sure why I read it in the first place but goodness AM I GLAD I DID.

I can't really go into detail without spoiling as it's only 18 pages long but it's about a man who is reunited with his long lost nose... that's become it's own being.

I'm not quite sure how the author came up with this idea, but Holly Wilde I thank you for the utter joy this has given me in telling everyone I know about it. I cannot stop laughing.

[Satyra Jenkins · Rating 3 out of 5]

For the nosy ones

“Like boxers in a ring of romance, we trade blows.” Cheers 🥂 to Holly Wilde!

This one is snot-to-be-missed 🤣. Featuring a sentient nose with a mind and body of its own. This nostril-ly unconventional love story will have you wheezing with laughter as it delivers a scent-sational mix of wit and absurdity. A real breath of fresh air for fans of sentient object humor! Congratulations Cam and Dave!

[Sharon · Rating 2 out of 5]

These keep getting more ridiculous but they're great to reach your reading goal.

This one was about a guy traumatized because as a child someone did the "I got your nose" joke but actually removed his nose. Now years later the nose formed legs, arms etc and shows up at his door. Instant smut scenes between a guy and his nose.. The whole sentient object series is just so weird but I keep reading them 😂

[amirahlynn · Rating 2 out of 5]

What even is this!!!

“Don’t worry, babe. I won’t get sinusitis or anything like that. Just enjoy the nose job.”

Okay I didn’t hate this but I couldn’t get past a dick inside a nose 😭 I read ‘Taken by my TBR’ first and I’d recommend that one, not this one🥲

[Kenise Hollomon · Rating 2 out of 5]

READ THE TRIGGER WARNINGS: ALL OF THEM!! This book covers a wide range of intense themes. Let’s meet the characters: Dave & Cameron: A Spoiler/Plot: Hilarious Smut involving inanimate objects. This one is about a guy and his own nose. lol

[Midnights Dark Shelf · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was exceedingly amusing! I found myself laughing throughout the entire experience. At present, I am delving into the works of Holly Wilde and exploring her complete collection. She impresses with her creativity!

[Kaylynn · Rating 4 out of 5]

That was an insane ride. It wasn’t as nearly as traumatizing as the deviled egg book—like not even close. It was absolutely hilarious and the premise is honestly unthinkable. How in the hell does Holly come up with this shit?! Anyway, it was so fun and super short. 4 stars

[Gigi_ljones · Rating 4 out of 5]

Oh my

Every time I read something like this I end up getting surprised by the creativity and also curious about what made such a thing possible.

A good little sentient romance book.

[Emily · Rating 5 out of 5]

Holly Wilde can do no wrong in my opinion

[Michelle Roques · Rating 5 out of 5]

It does exactly what it set out to do.

A ridiculously hilarious story of a sentient nose.

I couldn’t stop laughing.

[Jasmine Teresa · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was fucking hilarious!! I was laughing the entire time. Currently going down a Holly Wilde rabbit hole and reading her entire backlog. She doesn’t disappoint with the creativity!!!

[Guami Mommy · Rating 3 out of 5]

10/10 puns

[Lauren · Rating 3 out of 5]

I mean...okay yeah sure...snot cum.

[Raven Reads · Rating 5 out of 5]

this was not at all how I thought it would go down but am I disappointed hell no !
it was amazing

[Victoria Ann · Rating 4 out of 5]

4.25⭐️

This was a weird but nice short read. It’s weird because it’s a nose. A nose!? My question is how does that work??

[Justice Duncan · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was such a funny read but also mildly disturbing 😂🤣😂🤣😂

I stopped halfway a thru and asked myself, “how did I end up here” then asked my friend, “why do we agree to read these?”😂😂😂

[Caitlin · Rating 5 out of 5]

We are fully rating this off of vibes and 5 stars. I was CACKLING at my desk at work reading this. The number of things I highlighted in this 18 page book says it all.

Absolutely a good time

[Janice · Rating 4 out of 5]

I felt like I could smell this short story about a sentient nose coming home... but I was here for all the nose puns!

[Sam Mitchener · Rating 3 out of 5]

Even my wildest imagination could not have dreamt this up

[Ashley · Rating 3 out of 5]

I honestly don’t know what to say about this, it’s completely ridiculous but funny at the same time. Even if it was hard to picture at times, it kept me entertained for a few minutes

[Dastardly TheBookDragon · Rating 5 out of 5]

What did the fucking antihistamines do to you?

Never getting mustache cock out of my head either.

Bless you for this creation of art

[casey]

got to listen to jason audiobook WITH JULIA IN THE ROOM so that was 5/5 but the covid test = s*x was a little to 2020..

[Biblio · Rating 5 out of 5]

This had me wheezing. Amazingly weird and entertaining. Holly just nails it every time 😆 what if you lost your nose but it came back to you? When feelings arise, you just have to go with them. And cum with them too.