BEJEEBERS

by Patrick Winters

They’re coming after you. They’re creeping up your spine. And they’re going to scare the BEJEEBERS out of you! A man’s irritation at work leads to an explosive incident…

A bargain hunter buys a bewitched toy from a yard sale…

The janitor learns who—or what—has been making a mess in the restroom…

A land of the undead holds a blasphemous sight… Haunted pizzas bring misfortune…

Dimensions cross with ludicrous results…

Fourteen stories are lurking in this collection, just waiting to be read—and dying to thrill you!

248 pages, Paperback

Published June 29, 2024

Reviews

[Paige Ray · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well…this collection of terrors served it’s purpose well, scaring the “Bejeebers” outta me 😳😱Each story had their own special factor to shock and scare while leaving your mind in a wild frenzy of chaos. This is my first time reading anything from Patrick and it certainly won’t be my last! Alright let’s dive in…

~It Happened On Hump Day~
•As someone who suffers chronic migraines, this story is absolutely TERRIFYING

~Creepy As Flock~
•An evil old witch curses items at yard sales

~Nukekubi~
•Out of body experience. You know how Dalton and his dad are “travelers” in insidious? This story reminds me of it

~Trenton Lane~
•Abducted by a psychopath who tricks by deceiving others

~Basz in Toyland~
•This was my favorite story hands down🙌
YouTube influencer for games and toys comes across a particular collection of toys being sold by another collector and he’s of course interested. However, the collector that is selling this collection harbors a dark secret.

~Laflor~
•A story of dark magic and sacrifice

~Barking Mad~
•A former freak show performer is visited by a familiar ghost

~Though He Walks~
•Jesus and zombies…. That is all 🤣

~One Night At Duke’s~
•Ever wondered what it would be like to meet your doppelgänger? In this case it’s for the worst 😳

~Huggy-Wuggies and Blood Splatter~
Idk wtf this story was but man I felt like dropped acid and was inside of a fucked up game of candyland with teletubbies gone rogue😂😂

~Melvin~
•Local weirdo that kills

~A Pie—On The House~
•Well this one will probably ruin pizza for you for awhile 🤢

~Crap Job~
•A story about a literal Shit Monster, as if a regular monster wasn’t scary enough🤣🤢🤮

~The Words~
•An Apocalypse story with a collection of stories in a library with a chilling ending 😱

Bejeebers releases on June 29th, 2024.

[John · Rating 5 out of 5]

Patrick Winters brings some old-school horror into your life with Bejeebers. This collection brings all the 80s feels to your hot little hands. The devil is in the details for Winters. "It Happened on Hump Day" brings you into an office hellscape with a nasty headache. "Though He Walks" finds tenderness in an apocalypse. "One Night at Duke's" takes you somewhere lonely with some very lonely people. "A Pie -- On the House" stirs up your guts and "The Words" ends the collection with a moment dedicated to all the readers out there.

[TriggerWarningTales · Rating 4 out of 5]

Great compilation of short stories! There's something for everyone!

Bejeebers is a collection of 14 stories to keep you thinking "Where is this going next?" and churn your stomach at the same time. There's big bugs, fluffy critters, scary monsters and twisted revenge. Let's not forget the gore!

I think this is an awesome read if you're looking for some quick grotesque stories.

[Deb · Rating 5 out of 5]

Patrick Winters hits it hard right from the first story. He has a great ability to to build a story and leave you feeling like you are speeding down a hillside road without any brakes. He is just that good. This book has 14 stories that go between Japanese horror to garage sales you'd best avoid. He has a way of taking you into story and making you live it. I have several of his books, one of my favourites is "Weerd". Patrick is definitely an author who understands his audience.