Nympho Shark Fuck Frenzy

by Christine Morgan, Susan Snyder

He is RIPTIDE.




The only great white shark successfully raised in captivity. The star attraction of Oceanview Aquarium. Feared and revered by adoring fans, he is king of his solitary realm, master of his domain.




He has no knowledge of the wild, the open seas, the hunt and the kill, or others of his own kind. For him, there is only the One. Who feeds him, has cared for him since he was a pup.




The One. So different, but so beautiful. He yearns for her to fulfill his new needs, urges he's just beginning to understand.




Then a tragic disaster leads to him being torn from his known, safe world and hurtled into another. A strange world of hungers and desires and unfamiliar touch. A world from which not even the One may be able to save him. 




The title alone says it all and demonstrates the most brazen horror title since Ant Farm Dick-Hole. Being provocative is any author's duty, and this Bible-length story is an exhibition of sheer originality and wonton outrage. Indeed, Morgan and Snyder show that they carry bigger BALLS than anyone else in the genre with Nympho Shark Fuck Frenzy!Edward Lee, Author of The Bighead

Genres: Horror, Bizarro Fiction

420 pages, Kindle Edition

Published July 4, 2024

Reviews

[Horror Bookworm Reviews · Rating 5 out of 5]

A Horror Bookworm Recommendation
Nympho Shark Fuck Frenzy by Christine Morgan & Susan Snyder
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Oceanview Aquarium lies within the town of Rockshore Point. Among the fish-and-chips, animal exhibits and scheduled announcements, there is an attraction called Danger Reef, which holds the only Great White ever to be raised in captivity…Riptide! When a horrifying freak accident occurs, Riptide and trainer Marla are thrown into the dark underbelly of a lawless life. Welcome to a fun-filled day at Oceanview Aquarium.

Nympho Shark Fuck Frenzy is the brainchild of Christine Morgan & Susan Snyder. These two authors are staples of the Splatterpunk community and are not afraid to swim in deep waters. Written with boobs, butts, blood and gore, this full length novel (coming in at a whopping 420 pages of awe and terror) is hands down one of my favorite reads this year.

Within the crimson water and pinkish froth, NSFF has a bizarre King Kong vibe with an extreme raw and primal edgy-ness. However, when the inevitable “left turn” is taken, all bets are off and the reader is exposed to a heavy dose of morbid misconduct that would make Edward Lee blush. Morgan and Snyder has made certain that all taboo subject matters were touched inappropriately and guarantee enough body parts, organs and sinew to start a human gumbo.

Strange. Bizarre. Creepy. Nympho Shark Fuck Fest is an ebb and flow of full on horror that pushes the limits of dark fiction. Both authors have built an aquatic universe of terror & trauma…elegance & grace…and blood & hormones. We’re not talkin’ wildlife documentary here, we’re talkin’ award worthy material, not just the Jizzies but a Splatterpunk award.

I wanted to add my favorite line from the book within this review…”she just got Samual L. Jacksoned!”…and with that my fellow extreme readers, I present a five star ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Jizzie Horror Bookworm Recommendation.

[Danielle Yvonne · Rating 5 out of 5]

“Insane, really. Flat-out bonkers. Not to mention dangerous, if not downright deadly.”

I think the quote I chose sums this book up perfectly. Sitting at over 400 pages there is a lot to unpack here! I saw a review saying this book has a King Kong vibe, and I think that’s the perfect way to put it… just make it a great white shark.

The first half of the book is a lot of story and world building. Morgan and Snyder developed their own universe and their writing came together flawlessly. At about 20% it starts going rogue, and then around 50% is when a ton of WTF’s happened. There’s a reason these two authors are staples in the splatterpunk community, and this story proves why.

No subject was left unturned. It’s taboo. It’s depraved. You’ll chuckle a bit. You’ll squirm and gag. You’ll wince and cringe, and overall have a really fun and interesting reading experience. It’s intense and there’s a lot going on but the authors curated the story in a way that’s easy to follow despite all the chaos. I’m often looking for nice thick books in this genre and these two absolutely nailed it. Highest of recommendations and an infinite number of stars for this gem!

[Lisa Lee · Rating 5 out of 5]

A Bibliophilia Templum review
https://bibliophiliatemplum.wordpress.com/2024/07/04/nsff/

Renowned Extreme Horror Author Edward Lee said of Nympho Shark Fuck Frenzy, “The title alone says it all and demonstrates the most brazen horror title since Ant Farm Dick-Hole.” Well, the brazen title and cover art got this book banned on Amazon. But rather than neuter the authors’ and artist’s vision, Madness Heart Press decided to forgo Amazon and release this intense novel on Godless and have physical copies (as well as the ebook) available on the MHP website. Let’s be clear, though, while the title and cover art are both significant to the story, there is more to it than that. Of course there is; with authors Christine Morgan and Susan Snyder, how could there not be?

NSFF is a brazen and daring novel that unapologetically and creatively pokes at exploitation, sexism, and entitlement while immersing you in a story of obsession, sex, and blood. This is one of the most intense books you will ever read. The skillful wordsmithing styles of the respective authors blends beautifully to create a smooth reading experience (despite the twisted and twisting content). The storyline has a bold originality even the most seasoned readers will be impressed with, but extreme horror and splatterpunk fans only, please.

Nympho Shark Fuck Frenzy is absolutely not for anyone who needs trigger warnings of any kind. This story is a brilliant journey into the hardcore, a next-level Splatterpunk novel that will corrupt Shark Week for you forever. A highly recommended, 5-star must-read for extreme horror and splatterpunk fans.

[Nori Hubert · Rating 5 out of 5]

Oh, man...what can I say?! NSFF has got to be one of the most delightfully depraved stories I've ever read. I admit that when I picked it up at a horror book festival I attended a few weeks ago, I was primarily intrigued by the premise of the only great white shark ever raised in captivity (which has never been done successfully IRL) and the provocative cover art. As a splatterpunk novel, I knew I would be in for quite the ride, but I had no idea just *how* insane of a trip it would be – and I loved every second of it!

The star of the show (no pun intended) is Riptide, the darling of Oceanview Aquarium, and of Dr. Marla Murphy, a dedicated marine biologist specializing in sharks who has been his doting caretaker since he was a pup. Born into captivity after his stranded mother gave birth and subsequently died at the aquarium, he has never known anything other than a comfortable life in his beautiful habitat and adoring fans who regard him with a mixture of fear and awe. But his reign as aquarium king comes to an abrupt end after a tragic freak accident. To prevent him from meeting an untimely death via euthanasia, Marla is duped by a rough and tumble group of – shall we say, shady? – characters into saving her beloved "Guppy's" life by smuggling him out of the aquarium and spiriting him away to an isolated mansion in Mexico owned by Simon Klim, an infamous director of (drumroll 🥁) b3stiality p0rn. 😵‍💫 Known for taking things to the extreme, he's ready to make a p0rno to best all p0rnos, with Riptide as the leading man. As you can probably imagine, chaos ensues.

I expected this to be a ridiculous read for fun, but I was impressed by how well it was written. Morgan and Snyder have a genuine understanding of the elements of craft. What I enjoyed most was the multiple POV style from not just the main characters (Riptide included) but also side characters who play an important role in the story, and each is given a strong, distinct voice. The chapters told from Riptide's POV really do sound like what a great white in his position might think. The descriptions of gore and explicit sexual depravity were vivid and felt earned. The authors have a knack for making the reader feel like a voyeur watching something we shouldn't be witnessing while keeping enough distance to ensure that the line between fiction and reality isn't blurred *too* much.

NSFF is not for the faint of heart. But for readers who enjoy exploring the taboo in fiction, this is one to add to your TBR! Perhaps for a bit of deranged summer beach/poolside reading?

[Stephanie E. · Rating 4 out of 5]

There are some book titles that you read once and you know what the book will be about. It shouldn’t be surprising that when you read a title like Nympho Shark Fuck Frenzy, you’re getting a book about weird shark sex.

But is that all the book has to offer? First, let’s look at the authors. Christine Morgan is a splatterpunk legend, known for her dark humor and even more grotesque gore. Susan Snyder is a personal friend of mine; not only is she an incredible writer, she also studied marine biology and is a shark expert.

The Morgan and Snyder combination is like peanut butter and jelly—they’re so different, but they work so well together. You can tell who wrote which part. Morgan offered off some snarky characters and snappy dialogue, while Snyder wrote beauteous descriptions and scenery paired with her shark expertise.

For this review, let’s first start with what I didn’t like. The book REALLY starts at the halfway point. This is Snyder’s first novel, so I don’t think it’s fair to pull her into this mix. But I’ve read Morgan’s other books and the one thing that separates her from other writers in the genre is she really BUILDS up a story. That can be really good so the reader gets a well-rounded view of the story and characters. But in this case, the first half of the story sludged on as if you were sitting by the ocean waiting for a shark to swim by.

But once the turning point happened, I couldn’t put the book down. There was a lot, and I mean A LOT, of weird shark sex. Of course, there were a ton of sharks and they ate a lot of people. Shark attacks are always fun, amirite?

I look back and understand the build up in the first half, but just know you’ll need to get past a lot to get to the good stuff.

The characters were also superb. You have Marla who is a marine biologist. She raised Riptide, a great white shark, in captivity. Other characters come and go, but they’re all different and noteworthy in their own ways (I swear Morgan and Snyder based Marla’s ex Todd on one of my exes).

Overall, I recommend Nympho Shark Fuck Frenzy if you want to read a story about a bunch of girls fucking a shark, with enough blood and guts to keep the extreme horror fans happy. Just know you’ll have to trudge through some teenage hormones and Marla’s confused feelings toward Riptide before you get to the shark fucking.

[Darth C · Rating 1 out of 5]

This book. Oh, this book. I went in expecting something weird, maybe campy, possibly even so-bad-it’s-good. What I got was a fever dream so deranged I’m wondering if I’ve been cursed.

Let’s start with Part 1: It’s Free Willy, but if Willy were a horny great white shark. Yes, you read that right. Riptide, our shark protagonist, spends his days monologuing about his “urges” while yearning for his human caretaker, aka “The One.” Three kids break into his tank and end up as chum, because apparently, natural selection works in aquariums too. It’s absurd, but at least it’s mildly entertaining in a “what am I reading?” kind of way.

Then we hit Part 2, and things take a nosedive straight into hell. Enter an island that’s essentially the Playboy Mansion for cornstars who exclusively produce beastiality films. This is where the plot abandons ship (pun fully intended). Sharks attack, more people become snacks, and the thin veneer of “story” is lost in a sea of grotesque absurdity.

The ending? What ending? It feels like the author either gave up or forgot they were writing a book. The epilogue—a sad little scrap of text—tries to tie things up but is about as effective as duct tape on a sinking boat.

This book is a mess. The writing is atrocious, the structure nonexistent, and the entire concept feels like it was dreamt up during a late-night dare gone too far. It’s the literary equivalent of a cursed object; you don’t want it, and if you touch it, bad things happen.

I genuinely don’t understand how this has high ratings anywhere. Calling it a “book” insults actual authors. At best, this should’ve been a poorly written short story in the darkest corners of the internet. Instead, it’s a full-length dumpster fire, and I’m the fool who read it.

Save yourself. Don’t look at it, don’t touch it, and definitely don’t read it.

[Jennifer · Rating 4 out of 5]

When I heard buzz about this notoriously-titled book, I just had to read it cause I love a good shark book and I believe people should be able to read whatever they like (God Bless 'Murica!).

AFTER I read it, I had to review it because it is actually an incredible, gory and thrilling read, and not (as pitched and pictured) a story about having orgies on top of sharks. (And yet, how can we fault the authors for choosing that title? It does stop a shopper in their tracks.)

Anyway, in the first third-ish of the book, there is no sex whatsoever, just an ominous tale about Riptide, a great white at a SeaWorld-esque park who is coming into maturity and realizing that he is no longer loving the life of swimming in circles and doing tricks. This leads to a GREAT action scene that would be at home in any movie, and scare the pants off anyone, (no pun intended)

After something bad goes down (cause, duh). Riptide is off on a new adventures. Does someone have sex with Riptide during this part of the book? Of course (but they...er...love each other?)

But we ALSO learn that great white sharks care deeply about consent...they don't just want to bone just anyone. I'm sure this will come as a shock to you, but if someone tries to get sexy with a great white without its consent...carnage will ensue. And, my friends, there is A LOT of carnage in this book.

So again, it's a shame about that title, because this is a great shark book (and not actually much of a sex book). It moves quickly and has high stakes. The human characters are a little one dimensional, but that's ok because we assume most of them are going to get eaten.

[Trilby Black · Rating 5 out of 5]

So I’m not really a big splatterpunk reader but I’ll make an exception for sharks. I’m also not a big romance or erotica reader but again I’ll make an exception for (wait…really? I guess so…) sharks.

Given the name of this book, the cover, and the page length, you might be forgiven for thinking that this would be the unhinged ramblings of an amateur writer with a very specific wank fantasy. In fact it is a well written and well plotted thriller/horror novel about a marine biologist caught between her increasingly hungry and lustful captive great white shark and the humans who exploit nature for profit and entertainment.

There’s enough marine biology in this book to make it all sound plausible (i.e., quite a lot!), and the end of the book delivers well on all of the promise of the title, which is no mean feat!

For me, the cover typography and art style doesn’t quite do justice to the writing inside. If you were intrigued by the title but put off by the cover, my suggestion is to go ahead and give it a try!

Well done to the authors, and I look forward to their next crazy collab, whatever it is.

[Kristin · Rating 5 out of 5]

I bought nympho shark fuck frenzy because I just loved the title! I honestly thought this was gonna be like those horrible shark movies I love. I was really impressed with how well it was written and just overall thrilled with this over 400 pages book full of details and a great fun storyline. 5 shark fins!

[Tiffiny · Rating 1 out of 5]

DNF @40% I assumed this was a plot-what-plot crazy weird read. Instead it’s a terrible attempt at a real story. You get POVs from literally everyone and I don’t know why. Like why do I need to know what the sleazy janitor thinks? What value is that giving me? I skipped 35% of this book because of the useless POVs.

Waste of time, this read isn’t interesting, cool, or even weird. It’s just bad.

[Darktwistybookworm · Rating 4 out of 5]

I'll admit the title and cover of this book definitely caught my attention, but it's actually quite deceptive!
The title would lead you to believe you're picking up some weird shark sɛx erotica and while it does contain some of that, there's also a lot of plot building, graphic gore, dark humour and a sweet love story in there as well.
It's fast-paced, high stakes, and had me chuckling and wanting to gag a little. I especially loved the parts where we got the sharks POV - who would have thought the big murder puppy would care so much about consent and feel so deeply?
I really enjoyed it!

[Street Cred · Rating 5 out of 5]

Holy Shark!

Definitely an interesting read. Full of twist and turns from start to finish. Bravo ladies! Started Friday and here we are Sunday done!