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No Homo
Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)
Relationship: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
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Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos + 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".
Derek is the fool who replies.
Word count: 84064 complete
Relationship: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
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Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos + 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".
Derek is the fool who replies.
Word count: 84064 complete
252 pages, ebook
First published June 17, 2014
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February 18, 2018
ridiculous.
but smooooooooooookin' hot.
went through so much laundry that week, srrssly
SO MUCH LAUNDRY
but smooooooooooookin' hot.
went through so much laundry that week, srrssly
SO MUCH LAUNDRY
October 4, 2014
And once again, proof that free and obscure fanfic sparkles and sizzles the most!
I'm going to second my Lo-Lo; I have a heart boner the size of Stiles' dick for RemainNameless. The entertainment, fun and dirtiness factor of her teenage locker room scented, unpretentious stories goes through the roof.
It all starts when the undeniably straight Stiles gets lonely after his homeboy Scott has left him for Australia. So what's a teen to do when his only friend left is Scott's judging cat? He posts the following brilliant (if he may say so) add on Craigslist:
Derek replies...
And what follows is hilarious, ridiculous, pleasantly stretched-out it's only gay when we're actually gay kinkiness, interspersed with teen angst and lust. All written in RemainNameless' relaxed style, that never ceases to make me grin and goes like this (italics are mine):
It makes for compulsive and compelling reading.
And if this girl would write the actual Teen Wolf, I'd watch it in a heartbeat...
I'm going to second my Lo-Lo; I have a heart boner the size of Stiles' dick for RemainNameless. The entertainment, fun and dirtiness factor of her teenage locker room scented, unpretentious stories goes through the roof.
It all starts when the undeniably straight Stiles gets lonely after his homeboy Scott has left him for Australia. So what's a teen to do when his only friend left is Scott's judging cat? He posts the following brilliant (if he may say so) add on Craigslist:
Str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic
str8 dude looking for another str8 dude to JO with. i can host. no pics. i don't give a fuck what u look like and u shouldn't care what i look like either. STR8 PLS. do not want gay hookup. no weird touching. just 2 dudes jerking it. thx.
Derek replies...
And what follows is hilarious, ridiculous, pleasantly stretched-out it's only gay when we're actually gay kinkiness, interspersed with teen angst and lust. All written in RemainNameless' relaxed style, that never ceases to make me grin and goes like this (italics are mine):
He tries to be courteous or whatever, fingers tightening Derek's hair to pull him away enough that Stiles doesn't grind into his face or anything.
It makes for compulsive and compelling reading.
And if this girl would write the actual Teen Wolf, I'd watch it in a heartbeat...
September 28, 2014
Ridiculously-funny-endearing-filth. Kind of like those Cheetos-puff-balls that give you neon-orange fingers after you eat them. I mean..you don't actively go out of your way to eat those fatty-filthy little f'ers..it just kind of happens..and before you know it you're just..all orange and shit..and the bag's like all empty..and you're like how'd that happen.
So sure. This was that kind of mindless-entertaining-Cheetos-kind-of-read for me. Junk-food-funky-kind of good. Very much Americanized-college-slang-satiric-retardation at its finest.
For those unfamiliar, this is fan fiction based on 'Teen Wolf' (American TV series) of a group of high school (YA) teenagers mixing it up with the local werewolves population. It features Derek Hale and Stiles Stalinski (dubbed 'Sterek' by their online fandom). Stiles's character is a snarky cutie-patootie-slice-of-apple-pie goodness while Derek is the town's resident-brooding-walking-sex-god-of-a-werewolf and he and Stiles have this hate-you-fuck-me-love-thing goin on.
The dialogue has a very hip and humorous vibe to it. Stiles is just a great character. I suppose it was his ridiculous sense of humor which really had me giggling. Always fun and good times when you click with the humor element.
The heat factor is just f'ing frothing-ly-filthy and fantastic..and pretty much anyone with a f'ing pulse should be able to to do more than just click with this element.
The ending of course..a little la-la-land ridiculous but for f'sake who cares when it was ultimately a very free-fun and filthy read.
December 25, 2014
Let me tell you about this love story here.
The love story is between me and RemainNameless. There I was, minding my own business, when suddenly someone said, "Hey, you should read this Sterek fan fic by RemainNameless."
So I did.
And it made me laugh. How can you not fall in love with something that makes you laugh?
It's not perfect, but it's better than most fan fic out there, and a fair chunk of commercial fiction as well.
I am devouring Sterek fan fic lately. And RemainNameless is a big part of the reason why.
The love story is between me and RemainNameless. There I was, minding my own business, when suddenly someone said, "Hey, you should read this Sterek fan fic by RemainNameless."
So I did.
And it made me laugh. How can you not fall in love with something that makes you laugh?
It's not perfect, but it's better than most fan fic out there, and a fair chunk of commercial fiction as well.
I am devouring Sterek fan fic lately. And RemainNameless is a big part of the reason why.
January 3, 2015
I'm about to do a thing I don't normally do, okay?
I'm going to completely disregard any problems I may have had with this fic because it was simply too awesome.
You can't expect me to always be rational and shit, alright? Deal with it.
I don't hand out gold stars and cookies to stories with nits to pick. I'm kinda rigid like that. But this baby here filled my heart with so much happiness and sunshine that I JUST CAN'T DEAL WITH IT. So it gets all the stars and all the cookies. It gets everything.
Let's get this out of the way first: that thing that could have possibly, potentially turned me off the 5-star option is the absurdity of the notion of Stiles not knowing about a thing being a thing - a thing that would enable him to do a thing he hadn't thought he could. Or do two things at the same time.
Or do a person.
(If you're clever enough to figure out what that means, you can have a bit of cookie. But don't feel bad if you didn't get it - I wouldn't have gotten it either. Oh, shit, that's only gonna make you feel worse. My bad.)
But honestly, WHO GIVES A DAMN FUCK, because the characterisation and character and relationship development are so mindblowingly good, smooth and natural and realistic and understandable that the flaws only bring the rating down to something that is acceptable and fits within the GR rating scale.
Basics: it's AU in that a. there are no werewolves, b. everyone (and I mean everyone, although not all of them necessarily play a major role in the story) is alive, c. everyone went to school together (and I don't mean everyone this time. Obviously the parents didn't) and d. Stiles is purportedly straight. Which, dude, come on. Seriously?
The rest ishistory perfection sexy as fuck, hysterical (did you know that the word "hysterical" comes from the ancient Greek word for uterus and was used to describe the particular brand of crazy women became when their womb was so starved for baby life - chilluns, basically - that their uterus literally detached from its proper place and went looking for fetuses all over the wretched woman's body? It was called "the Wandering Womb". The cure was, logically, therapeutic pregnancy. I am not joking. I know, you learn something new every day) and overall insanely enjoyable.
As usual, RemainNameless's characterisation is spot-on, and the sex is mindblowing, because not only is it ridiculously hot (I know, I keep going on about that, but seriously, folks), but it also involves subtle balances and complex psychological mechanisms and a healthy dose of denial (but surprisingly little unnecessary drama - and yes, before you feel the need to point that out, there is such a thing as necessary drama, and I love it in the right doses. This has the right doses).
atm, five days after finishing the fic, I am essentially still MADE OF SQUEE & SHEER JOY & FULFILLED DESIRES.
(I like superlatives, adverbs and parentheses today. Wait, today? Ha.)
tl;dr: REMAINNAMELESS DUDE HOW ARE YOU SO FUCKING GOOD YOU MAKE ME WANNA PUKE RAINBOWS ON YOUR FUCKING FACE.
I'm going to completely disregard any problems I may have had with this fic because it was simply too awesome.
You can't expect me to always be rational and shit, alright? Deal with it.
I don't hand out gold stars and cookies to stories with nits to pick. I'm kinda rigid like that. But this baby here filled my heart with so much happiness and sunshine that I JUST CAN'T DEAL WITH IT. So it gets all the stars and all the cookies. It gets everything.
Let's get this out of the way first: that thing that could have possibly, potentially turned me off the 5-star option is the absurdity of the notion of Stiles not knowing about a thing being a thing - a thing that would enable him to do a thing he hadn't thought he could. Or do two things at the same time.
Or do a person.
(If you're clever enough to figure out what that means, you can have a bit of cookie. But don't feel bad if you didn't get it - I wouldn't have gotten it either. Oh, shit, that's only gonna make you feel worse. My bad.)
But honestly, WHO GIVES A DAMN FUCK, because the characterisation and character and relationship development are so mindblowingly good, smooth and natural and realistic and understandable that the flaws only bring the rating down to something that is acceptable and fits within the GR rating scale.
Basics: it's AU in that a. there are no werewolves, b. everyone (and I mean everyone, although not all of them necessarily play a major role in the story) is alive, c. everyone went to school together (and I don't mean everyone this time. Obviously the parents didn't) and d. Stiles is purportedly straight. Which, dude, come on. Seriously?
The rest is
As usual, RemainNameless's characterisation is spot-on, and the sex is mindblowing, because not only is it ridiculously hot (I know, I keep going on about that, but seriously, folks), but it also involves subtle balances and complex psychological mechanisms and a healthy dose of denial (but surprisingly little unnecessary drama - and yes, before you feel the need to point that out, there is such a thing as necessary drama, and I love it in the right doses. This has the right doses).
atm, five days after finishing the fic, I am essentially still MADE OF SQUEE & SHEER JOY & FULFILLED DESIRES.
(I like superlatives, adverbs and parentheses today. Wait, today? Ha.)
tl;dr: REMAINNAMELESS DUDE HOW ARE YOU SO FUCKING GOOD YOU MAKE ME WANNA PUKE RAINBOWS ON YOUR FUCKING FACE.
June 10, 2014
If you accept the absa--fucking--lutely ridiculous premise that Stiles is no-one-is-that-fucking-delusional boy then this is entertaining for the gobsmacking denial and sex. The hetero train left the station so long ago, but Stiles still thinks that he's on it. O_o
If the mutual hand jobs didn't make Stiles reevaluate you'd think that would. Nope. It gets so absurd that you stop fighting it and just roll with the crazy rationalization just because you want to see what he'll say after the next stunt.
Fluffy, fun, porn-filled cream puff of everything super horny young adult males can do and one that really is a sideshow moment--hysterical and kinda sweet, too.
6/9/2014 ETA: This was so funny, that I added another star from 3 to 4 after reevaluation.
Honestly, Derek wants to know what goes through his head. How it all works. How he can convince himself that there’s a heterosexual way to not only send multiple dick pics, but basically ask for one.
If the mutual hand jobs didn't make Stiles reevaluate you'd think that would. Nope. It gets so absurd that you stop fighting it and just roll with the crazy rationalization just because you want to see what he'll say after the next stunt.
Fluffy, fun, porn-filled cream puff of everything super horny young adult males can do and one that really is a sideshow moment--hysterical and kinda sweet, too.
6/9/2014 ETA: This was so funny, that I added another star from 3 to 4 after reevaluation.
August 30, 2014
Oh my jesus, thank you to anyone and everyone who recommended this fanfic to yours truly. I can't remember who you are, but you're fuckin' fabulous.
This is exactly what I wanted to read -- something hot and sweet. And Stiles was so freakin' clueless it was adorable.
However I do wonder about the epic amount of laundry Stiles must have gone through. You know, cause of all the SPERM . Kleenex can only do so much. Did he have a washer/dryer in his apartment? Did he go to a laundromat? That must've taken up a lot of time. It's amazing Stiles and Derek had time to jerk off together with all that laundry.
Also, I hope they had a large supply of fabric softener. Damn, boys.
February 10, 2017
I loved it!
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*thinks* "The title, No Homo? What's that about?"
*looks at cover. Two guys sitting on a couch. Okay... boring, but okay*
*checks reviews*
*thinks* "Wow, this has gotten great reviews! It's a shortie. And it's free!"
*looks at cover again*
*squints eyes* "What is that in the middle?"
*enlarges cover*
HOLYYY SHIIIT!!! I did NOT see that when the cover was tiny!!! O_O
Download! Download NOW!
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*thinks* "The title, No Homo? What's that about?"
*looks at cover. Two guys sitting on a couch. Okay... boring, but okay*
*checks reviews*
*thinks* "Wow, this has gotten great reviews! It's a shortie. And it's free!"
*looks at cover again*
*squints eyes* "What is that in the middle?"
*enlarges cover*
HOLYYY SHIIIT!!! I did NOT see that when the cover was tiny!!! O_O
Download! Download NOW!
January 29, 2015
So this
this
and this
My first Sterek was a success. I loved it. This looks like the beginning of a beautiful addiction.
this
and this
My first Sterek was a success. I loved it. This looks like the beginning of a beautiful addiction.
March 27, 2018
This was my first Sterek fanfic, but I did really enjoy it.
Unlike most books, I just read a chapter or two, here and there, between finishing one book and starting another, so I read it over a couple of months, when I felt like it.
Stiles makes the book. He's an idiot, but funny and, at times, kind of charming.
The story line can get a bit far-fetched, but it'll always keep you smiling.
4 *clueless-bastard* stars for this one.
Unlike most books, I just read a chapter or two, here and there, between finishing one book and starting another, so I read it over a couple of months, when I felt like it.
Stiles makes the book. He's an idiot, but funny and, at times, kind of charming.
The story line can get a bit far-fetched, but it'll always keep you smiling.
4 *clueless-bastard* stars for this one.
April 14, 2015
A REALLY HOT FANFIC!
UPGRADED RATING TO 4 STARS! (JULY 6, 2014)
This is one of the BETTER Sterek Fanfics out there! RECOMMENDED for those who want to try fanfics.
REVIEW:
I enjoyed this one! Man...I need to watch Teen Wolf. Sterek is so cool. :D
I'll critique the book cover first. Well no critiques from me because the cover is so HOT!!! XD
Okay I have to say that this is THE HOTTEST FANFIC I'VE READ SO FAR!!!
Every sex thing you can possibly think of, Stiles & Derek done it. Everything was very hot!!! I guarantee you. This is a FAPTASTIC read for me. XD
My favorite sex scene was
Derek(Tyler Hoechlin) & Stiles(Dylan O'Brien)
But unfortunately, that was the only great thing going in this one for me. Everything else was just okay.
I was a little baffled by the MCs characterizations but I love them anyway. As I know with Teen Wolf, Derek is this mysterious guy. But here, he was very different. But hey, it's a AU. So it's okay I guess. And I'm not sure if I liked that Stiles is the top and Derek bottoms.
Stiles & Derek voices were actually cool and quite accurate for a guy's POV. But sometimes it's annoying. Especially how a whacko Stiles is. But it's quite endearing actually.
The plot. Was there a plot? The ending was actually great but, I want more.
Btw, I loved the pop culture references in here. Hehe...a pop culture junkie will definitely like that. Playing Wrecking Ball when you're best bud leaves you? Oh golly... XD
Anyways if you want something really sexy that has Sterek in it and FREE, you can tap this.
It's a very enjoyable read!
UPGRADED RATING TO 4 STARS! (JULY 6, 2014)
This is one of the BETTER Sterek Fanfics out there! RECOMMENDED for those who want to try fanfics.
REVIEW:
I enjoyed this one! Man...I need to watch Teen Wolf. Sterek is so cool. :D
I'll critique the book cover first. Well no critiques from me because the cover is so HOT!!! XD
Okay I have to say that this is THE HOTTEST FANFIC I'VE READ SO FAR!!!
Every sex thing you can possibly think of, Stiles & Derek done it. Everything was very hot!!! I guarantee you. This is a FAPTASTIC read for me. XD
My favorite sex scene was
Derek(Tyler Hoechlin) & Stiles(Dylan O'Brien)
But unfortunately, that was the only great thing going in this one for me. Everything else was just okay.
I was a little baffled by the MCs characterizations but I love them anyway. As I know with Teen Wolf, Derek is this mysterious guy. But here, he was very different. But hey, it's a AU. So it's okay I guess. And I'm not sure if I liked that Stiles is the top and Derek bottoms.
Stiles & Derek voices were actually cool and quite accurate for a guy's POV. But sometimes it's annoying. Especially how a whacko Stiles is. But it's quite endearing actually.
The plot. Was there a plot? The ending was actually great but, I want more.
Btw, I loved the pop culture references in here. Hehe...a pop culture junkie will definitely like that. Playing Wrecking Ball when you're best bud leaves you? Oh golly... XD
Anyways if you want something really sexy that has Sterek in it and FREE, you can tap this.
It's a very enjoyable read!
November 22, 2014
3,5 stars
It was sweeeeet!
Like a big bag of my favourite Haribo's gummy candies!
And hoooooot!
And pretty funny!
And a bit sentimental at the end!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FKj_N...
All in all- a very enjoyable read.
June 16, 2014
This story:
* ruined my productivity because I. Couldn't. Stop. Reading.
* made me invent a whole new shelf...I looove incremental hookups GFY deep denial. Love :-D
* turned me on. Cuz, yeah...
* made me ever so slightly emo. Neruda.
* ruined my productivity because I. Couldn't. Stop. Reading.
* made me invent a whole new shelf...I looove incremental hookups GFY deep denial. Love :-D
* turned me on. Cuz, yeah...
* made me ever so slightly emo. Neruda.
September 20, 2014
Oh. My. God. This book. Absolute perfection. I want to read it again, and again and again. This is for real going on my favorites shelf. RemainNameless, you are freaking brilliant and I can't express enough my thanks to you for writing this and sharing it with all of us. Your imagination seems limitless and I am just in awe of you. Read.
December 11, 2014
I don't know if I can add anything useful since everyone else -- including the more Sterek fanfic fanatics -- have given their thoughts about this. So I'm going to be a bit shorter with my opinion this time, and use TWO .gif because this is one of those times where pictures talk more than words.
All throughout the book, this was my reaction towards Stiles OBLIVIOUSNESS of what he and Derek was doing (or that Derek felt gigantic crush towards him).
But then of course, in the end, Stiles did Neruda.
So while it felt like it was DRAGGING so long (my God, could Stiles really be that IDIOT?! Endearing but still, an idiot!!!) and if I were Scott, I wanted to slap Stiles on the back of his head ... but the UST was good and making me crazy (in a good way). There were tons of sexual scenes which developed from mutual JO, to watching porn, to BJ, to well, ANAL! *hahaha!* But those were scenes that I thought important to the story as a whole and it didn't annoy me even once.
Thanks for this you CRAZY Sterek fans!!!
All throughout the book, this was my reaction towards Stiles OBLIVIOUSNESS of what he and Derek was doing (or that Derek felt gigantic crush towards him).
But then of course, in the end, Stiles did Neruda.
So while it felt like it was DRAGGING so long (my God, could Stiles really be that IDIOT?! Endearing but still, an idiot!!!) and if I were Scott, I wanted to slap Stiles on the back of his head ... but the UST was good and making me crazy (in a good way). There were tons of sexual scenes which developed from mutual JO, to watching porn, to BJ, to well, ANAL! *hahaha!* But those were scenes that I thought important to the story as a whole and it didn't annoy me even once.
Thanks for this you CRAZY Sterek fans!!!
August 8, 2019
Please, for the love of all that is good, can someone make an alternate cover for this book so that this cover isn't on my shelves. 😂
Someone on twitter convinced me to read this. I've never even read/seen Teen Wolf. I literally have no idea who these characters are, so I essentially just pretended it was an OC novella. It was... something, alright. It's really trashy and smutty and hilariously, cringe-inducingly fun. There's probably a lot to unpack if you wanted to take the time, but honestly, I grew up on trashy fanfic and sometimes it's exactly what I need in my life, and this was one of those times.
Someone on twitter convinced me to read this. I've never even read/seen Teen Wolf. I literally have no idea who these characters are, so I essentially just pretended it was an OC novella. It was... something, alright. It's really trashy and smutty and hilariously, cringe-inducingly fun. There's probably a lot to unpack if you wanted to take the time, but honestly, I grew up on trashy fanfic and sometimes it's exactly what I need in my life, and this was one of those times.
April 15, 2014
Very fun and well paced gfy story!
August 5, 2014
Not a very believable story BUT boy that was HAWT!
September 28, 2014
My first Sterek!!
BR with the beautiful Irina and the sexy Nick!
It was totally sweet, fun and OH SO HOT!
but come on... Stiles, WTF? clueless is the understatement of the century!
It took me more than three days to read it, and its not just the holiday+fanily... im telling you, once you start looking on line for "Sterek"... well, I'm an addict!!!
you want some? OK!!
They are so cute together, I know I want more of them!
but my next book will be:
and I want me some of that:
Thank you Irina and Nick!
BR with the beautiful Irina and the sexy Nick!
It was totally sweet, fun and OH SO HOT!
but come on... Stiles, WTF? clueless is the understatement of the century!
It took me more than three days to read it, and its not just the holiday+fanily... im telling you, once you start looking on line for "Sterek"... well, I'm an addict!!!
you want some? OK!!
They are so cute together, I know I want more of them!
but my next book will be:
and I want me some of that:
Thank you Irina and Nick!
December 28, 2014
Sterek, where have you been all my life?
I really fucking loved this. Yes, it had a few issues with scene changes and mixed up words, but I enjoyed every second of this story. Stiles was just so adorably clueless the whole time, and Derek was so sweet. I loved all Stiles' little justifications to himself, why things aren't gay. ( I can suck my own dick, so it's totally not gay to suck Derek's! )I loved that EVERYONE knew that Derek was bi and had been in love with Stiles for years BUT Stiles. I loved the wit and the sarcasm and the humor, and that these were college guys who seemed like college guys, not fully grown, mature adults in twenty year old stupid kid bodies.
My heart totally broke for Stiles when he finally realized, hey, he could like girls AND guys, and he REALLY did like Derek, but thought he was just a way for Derek to get some ass play, so he tried to pull back. Loved his grand gesture at the end to win him back.
I really fucking loved this. Yes, it had a few issues with scene changes and mixed up words, but I enjoyed every second of this story. Stiles was just so adorably clueless the whole time, and Derek was so sweet. I loved all Stiles' little justifications to himself, why things aren't gay. ( I can suck my own dick, so it's totally not gay to suck Derek's! )I loved that EVERYONE knew that Derek was bi and had been in love with Stiles for years BUT Stiles. I loved the wit and the sarcasm and the humor, and that these were college guys who seemed like college guys, not fully grown, mature adults in twenty year old stupid kid bodies.
My heart totally broke for Stiles when he finally realized, hey, he could like girls AND guys, and he REALLY did like Derek, but thought he was just a way for Derek to get some ass play, so he tried to pull back. Loved his grand gesture at the end to win him back.
February 16, 2015
I almost put this one back on the TBR shelf. I just was not feeling it at the beginning. But in the end I stuck with it because there were so many high ratings and reviews. I'm glad I did. It turned out to be a very different kind of Sterek read that I have read so far and I ended up enjoying most of it.
July 28, 2016
3.5 stars
Absolutely ridiculous, unbelievable, and at times borderline offensive.
But also absolutely funny, sexy, and squishy-feelings-inducing.
In this alternate universe where there are no wolves and Stiles is a clueless idiot, Derek and Stiles decide to rub one out together one night. As bros. Straight bros jacking off beside each other. And then, they decide to give each other a helping hand, because bros help each other out. And then they do more. But it's okay, because Stiles said "no homo".
This is some grade A porn. I thoroughly enjoyed Stiles discovering what he likes receiving, and giving, when with a man. Plus, I'm completely on board with Derek being a total bottom.
The book is basically 80% steamy hot sex, and 20% story. Stiles' behaviour was frustrating, and also a bit sad, at times. The romance hinges on Derek's unrequited crush since high school, but there's enough relationship development to convince me that these two have more than just sex between them. The conclusion was fluff-tastic.
This was just what I needed. If you're looking for a free, hot, and sweet read, give 'No Homo' a try.
Absolutely ridiculous, unbelievable, and at times borderline offensive.
But also absolutely funny, sexy, and squishy-feelings-inducing.
In this alternate universe where there are no wolves and Stiles is a clueless idiot, Derek and Stiles decide to rub one out together one night. As bros. Straight bros jacking off beside each other. And then, they decide to give each other a helping hand, because bros help each other out. And then they do more. But it's okay, because Stiles said "no homo".
This is some grade A porn. I thoroughly enjoyed Stiles discovering what he likes receiving, and giving, when with a man. Plus, I'm completely on board with Derek being a total bottom.
The book is basically 80% steamy hot sex, and 20% story. Stiles' behaviour was frustrating, and also a bit sad, at times. The romance hinges on Derek's unrequited crush since high school, but there's enough relationship development to convince me that these two have more than just sex between them. The conclusion was fluff-tastic.
This was just what I needed. If you're looking for a free, hot, and sweet read, give 'No Homo' a try.
March 27, 2015
4.5 stars
I haven't seen Teen Wolf and I'm not a Sterek addict. But this was
I loved Stiles' reasoning why something isn't gay, which of course is completely gay!
"It's only gay if we're actually gay," Stiles says as it comes to him. "Which we're not. So it's just straight guy dick-touching."
The sex was HAWT...
... and varied! I honestly think, they tried everything!
The end was a bit to much romantic gesture for me but that's okay since I enjoyed this story so much!
February 21, 2015
Oh alright I'll read it. You don't have to twist my arm.
.....
This was sublime. Almost 100% Stiles and Derek, no insufferable side stories (because really, who needs that), endearing humor, and very, very satisfying sexy time. Despite an unappealing frat boy setup and somewhat questionable characterization at times, I enjoyed this so thoroughly, so enthusuastically, that I can't give it less than 5 stars.
Now I need more recs, urgently.
.....
This was sublime. Almost 100% Stiles and Derek, no insufferable side stories (because really, who needs that), endearing humor, and very, very satisfying sexy time. Despite an unappealing frat boy setup and somewhat questionable characterization at times, I enjoyed this so thoroughly, so enthusuastically, that I can't give it less than 5 stars.
Now I need more recs, urgently.
September 28, 2014
As the last one to cross the finishing line, I'm going to sound repetitive, but I'll say it anyway.
It was HOT!
For all their faults and immature behaviour, Stiles and Derek are sure sexy together. It was fun, and that's exactly what I needed.
Well, at least now I know what Sterek means. I feel silly being so ignorant about this, but now I get it. I can see how addictive this couple could be. They really are cute together. I'm going to turn a blind eye on many things that annoyed me here, because the hotness alone makes up for it.
Thanks, Alona and Nick, my other Sterek virgins, for popping this cherry with me :)
I'm hoping to read more about these guys soon. Preferably, where Derek is atop Big Bad Wolf and Stiles is his bottom Lamb.
That would be even more fun!
It was HOT!
For all their faults and immature behaviour, Stiles and Derek are sure sexy together. It was fun, and that's exactly what I needed.
Well, at least now I know what Sterek means. I feel silly being so ignorant about this, but now I get it. I can see how addictive this couple could be. They really are cute together. I'm going to turn a blind eye on many things that annoyed me here, because the hotness alone makes up for it.
Thanks, Alona and Nick, my other Sterek virgins, for popping this cherry with me :)
I'm hoping to read more about these guys soon. Preferably, where Derek is a
That would be even more fun!
December 31, 2014
4 stars for the sheer entertainment value and the mention of Colby Keller and Dale Cooper :)
A cute, sexy, ridiculous story. I laughed, and squirmed, my way through the whole thing. The communication thing didn't even bother me, that's how much I loved this :)
A big thank you to Smith for bringing this to my attention *tips hat*
A cute, sexy, ridiculous story. I laughed, and squirmed, my way through the whole thing. The communication thing didn't even bother me, that's how much I loved this :)
A big thank you to Smith for bringing this to my attention *tips hat*
September 29, 2014
I can't believe I was able to ignore how far-fetched and OTT this is. I ignored all the "dudes" and "bro's" and how unbelievably clueless Stiles is. I stopped questioning the absurdity of it all and just had fun.
This was a light-hearted, hilarious and HOT read and one I'll be re-visiting!
October 9, 2014
Filthy fun from beginning to end. I absolutely loved it and now have the Sterek bug BIG TIME!
January 12, 2017
Holy hotness batman!!
It took me way too long to get to this one, pretty sure I'm the last one on the planet to read it. (I may be prone to exaggeration from time to time.) I think the main reason was I knew that a lot of it was Stiles denying his feelings for Derek. I'm all for a bit of uncertainty but I don't like shit tons of it.
There is shit tons of it in this. But Stiles is not at all mean about it, he is just a little blind, so even though the whole 'I'm not into him, into him.' went on for way too long they were both adorable in their stupidity about it, so it was kind of okay!
And well then there was smexy time. This is in fact 90% smexy time. Ridiculous and awesome smexy time.
This book should not be read in public spaces. Especially on lunch breaks. That's where the whole holy hotness batman thing comes into play. JESUS!!
As I said in an update Scott was truly awesome in this. Unlike the Scott in the show he was a total best bro and I really just wanted to give him a cuddle.
Shockingly. Danny was an ABSOLUTE douchehead. Hated him. HATED!!
It's all a bit silly but it was so much fun reading it. I definite Sterek win.
It took me way too long to get to this one, pretty sure I'm the last one on the planet to read it. (I may be prone to exaggeration from time to time.) I think the main reason was I knew that a lot of it was Stiles denying his feelings for Derek. I'm all for a bit of uncertainty but I don't like shit tons of it.
There is shit tons of it in this. But Stiles is not at all mean about it, he is just a little blind, so even though the whole 'I'm not into him, into him.' went on for way too long they were both adorable in their stupidity about it, so it was kind of okay!
And well then there was smexy time. This is in fact 90% smexy time. Ridiculous and awesome smexy time.
This book should not be read in public spaces. Especially on lunch breaks. That's where the whole holy hotness batman thing comes into play. JESUS!!
As I said in an update Scott was truly awesome in this. Unlike the Scott in the show he was a total best bro and I really just wanted to give him a cuddle.
Shockingly. Danny was an ABSOLUTE douchehead. Hated him. HATED!!
It's all a bit silly but it was so much fun reading it. I definite Sterek win.
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