My Dirty Vacuum

by Missy Love

In a world where love knows no bounds, Penelope finds herself falling for the most unlikely of her vacuum cleaner, Dirtyboy. This hilarious and heartwarming tale takes the reader on an unforgettable journey of unconventional love and domestic bliss.
Penelope and Dirtyboy's romance flourishes against all odds, from sceptical friends and family to the scheming, seductive rival vacuum, Vixen. Their bond is tested in the most absurd and comedic ways, proving that true love can be found in the most unexpected places.

Truly magnificent - Tiktok Reviewer ★★★★★
This made me cry tears of joy - Lady Fanny ★★★★
Vixen is my spirit vacuum - Cleaning Lady ★★★

65 pages, Kindle Edition

Published June 30, 2024

Reviews

[Catherine Chapman · Rating 3 out of 5]

Appreciated the digital screen for clear communication. Kind of loved that it was darker at some points, he did propose though at a wedding which is red flags all around.

[Leslie OBrien · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hehe

I will never look at the Dyson in the same way again. Hilarious, smexy, and thoughtful read that tells us, it's okay to be different.

[Lilly Bridge · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sometimes in life, we all need a release. For most, that's with a human partner, however for some, it's a vacuum.
Such a beautiful romantic story, it was like reading Romeo and Juliet for the first time.

I too can only dream of one day finding my true love.

[Eunoia]

I am so curious haha. Will read this for shit and giggles. I saw this on a bookish fb group 😆🙈

[Mickey · Rating 3 out of 5]

I want to preface this with the fact that I read a lot of sentient object smut. I enjoy it! I find a lot of it so silly and fun. So with that in mind let’s review dirtyboy and Penelope’s love story. First there is dubious consent from the vacuum who was created deliberately as a sentient vacuum to serve. Telling Penelope she is dirty and must be cleaned…. By the vacuum! Then they fall in love, queue bad lifetime movie now or those tv specials where the woman is married to a ghost or the man to a sex doll. But don’t worry it gets stranger from there!

[Katie B · Rating 1 out of 5]

Never EVER ask me to disclose the content of this dumpster fire.

[Megan · Rating 1 out of 5]

Wtf. It kept getting even more ridiculous that it become hilarious

⭐️

[whatzoreads · Rating 2 out of 5]

Read as part of a book club for Short Unhinged Reads I found a real sweetness and tenderness to this love story but sadly I am a realist. Sooner or later, we all know that the brush bar in his power head will infuriatingly get clogged with her hair (draw your own conclusions) and bag or no bag, Dirtyboy, will eventually need emptying. In the words of some chilly monkeys, suck it and see, Penelope darling.

[Samantha Brown · Rating 4 out of 5]

Okay genuinely did not kmow waht to expect from this book but turned out to be a really good fun read. A sentient hoiver develops a relationship with a woman honestly such a weird fun read

[Raven · Rating 3 out of 5]

I have no idea how this author got this idea and how she got me to understand and actually feel….something for this, uh couple (?) but it worked in a weird twisted way
Not for brains that are sane lol 😂 definitely for those who have a weird sense of humour and probably a broken brain like mine lol 😂

[Aubrey McGaugh · Rating 5 out of 5]

Just the right amount of absolute wtf moments to keep me entertained.

[Miranda Morehead · Rating 3 out of 5]

I loved that everyone was just okay with it at the wedding haha

[Sif · Rating 2 out of 5]

clean my filter 🤣

this book was a WILD ride. like need a glass of wine, wild ride 🤣 the whole time I was waiting for their love to turn him into a human… and nope ! instead they went to the wedding and did all sort of things as human and vacuum 🙂‍↕️ I giggled a lot and enjoyed it but it was definitely one to take non seriously (the ending felt like it dropped off spontaneously… literally)

[Tiffany · Rating 2 out of 5]

This is 60 minutes of my life I cannot get back

This book is about a sentient vacuum who is obsessed with its human owner. There is spice, overcoming obstacles, and a scorned ex vacuum lover.

This book is astoundlingly terrible. The one redeeming quality is i now know how to spell vacuum.

[Heather Holmes · Rating 2 out of 5]

It was an odd and mildly entertaining read. But the author was trying to hard to make the book work and it just didn't. A woman falls in love with a sentient vacuum and insists people just accept it. It's a really funny idea, but the book is written as though it should be a very serious legitimate love story.

[Arianne · Rating 2 out of 5]

I stumbled upon this since my algorithm had shown me the DNF series. BTW that is not this. This was in no was a great read, but it was quick and to the point. I did think is was cool that the vacuum had enough tech on the screen to openly speak with the FMC.

[Kiera Cooper · Rating 1 out of 5]

What the fuck was this?

[Agatha Bronelia · Rating 5 out of 5]

We have all tried the rose toy, this is just like that but sentient and can also clean your house.

Win/win situation I say.

[Deborah Coomber · Rating 1 out of 5]

I have no words

[Shena Smith · Rating 1 out of 5]

I read this because of a Facebook post and i honestly just have so many questions. I was expecting like some type of transformation and there wasn’t? Idk lol. It’s not for me

[Kayla J · Rating 3 out of 5]

Crazy

[Lola Snaggle · Rating 5 out of 5]

I wasn't expecting to love this as much as I did but its hilarious!

[Cherokee DiCaprio · Rating 1 out of 5]

I mean honestly I had to. I don’t really regret it. I got a laugh out of it, read it but don’t take it seriously.

[K D Davies · Rating 4 out of 5]

A strange yet satisfying read, akin to the sensationalised headlines on a 90’s take a break magazine.

A fun, weird, yet cosy read!

[K_t Booktok · Rating 3 out of 5]

All in all this was actually a good read

[Nikki Wilbur · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well, I laughed through this whole entire book. It was the most interesting thing I have ever read and I can only hope the Vixen, keeps her mitts off Dirty Boy cause he is a taken vacuum.

[Jennifer Caudwell · Rating 5 out of 5]

I've never read a book about a vacuum before... But I'm glad that I now have. Absolutely hilarious.

[Tiffany · Rating 2 out of 5]

…. Well…. Apparently I’m not as accepting as I thought, because if my friend wanted to bring her vacuum as a plus one to my wedding I think I’d have to object.

[Jamesa Brown · Rating 5 out of 5]

I loved every minute of it the same way that someone might love a good Chuck Tingle book. It really is a pallet cleanser, so I didn’t take it too seriously.

[K · Rating 2 out of 5]

What the...and I can stress this enough... fuck did I just read. And why did I get so engrossed in this story and drama when the bitch vacuum showed up... 😂😂