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A warning before you proceed. This book contains scenes that may be offensive to some people. If you have a sensitive nature and don't enjoy violence or being grossed out then this is not the book for you.

This book is a story about hope and self discovery. Just kidding.. It's a vile little story about a beautiful woman named Lucy who happens to have some absolutely disgusting habits. Derrick, a super great guy-sorry that's also a lie, finds himself in a terrible situation. Having to play witness and unwilling participant to Lucy's foul nature. How can you blame Lucy for what she does, the temptation was just too great to deny. Derrick's just the poor sucker who got swept along for the ride.

103 pages, Kindle Edition

Published June 29, 2024

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M.M. Delorey

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Profile Image for Diane .
360 reviews13 followers
September 29, 2024
An enjoyable little dirty habit/revenge read.
Not as gross and disgusting as I thought it was going to be,so slightly disappointing.
Lucy was one Psycho Bitch From Hell...but did Derrick deserve the torture that he got?Maybe...Maybe not?
4 ⭐⭐⭐⭐'s as it lacked that certain something I couldn't quite put my finger up...I mean on!!!
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100 reviews
June 27, 2025
Lucy has a dirty secret…and now I feel like I do too. Mine is that I couldn’t put this down no matter the amount of times it made me gag. And hers? Well read it and find out!
Profile Image for Ashley Marie.
33 reviews
August 29, 2025
Short read and utterly DISGUSTING. I thought the cover of the book, plus the title and description, gave away what her “habit” would be and I was prepared to be grossed out. It was so much worse. So much. I literally gagged almost the entire time reading this 🤮 which I guess is what the author wanted. Lucy is vile. From the age of 6 up to her 25 years, she’s freaking gross. **SPOILER** However, Derrick was a POS. She was 15, his daughter’s best friend and he SAd her, on her fucking birthday no less. Stole her virginity and her innocence and just gave her 500$ as compensation. So, I guess he kind of deserved the fucked up stuff that happened to him 🤷‍♀️ still, bad Lucy, you sick sick weirdo.
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88 reviews3 followers
October 14, 2025
This book made me want to vomit. Not because it was bad, but because it is straight-up disgusting. Every chapter feels like a dare. It’s gross, uncomfortable, and kind of funny in a way that makes you question yourself. Lucy is a total mess of a person. She makes awful choices and you can’t stop watching her fall apart.

The writing is clear and fast. Nothing is softened or hidden. It’s dark, mean, and weirdly entertaining. I laughed sometimes, gagged other times, and kept going because I wanted to see how far it would go. There’s something about it that sticks with you, even when you want to look away.

This story isn’t safe. It’s not nice. It’s full of moments that make you flinch and think, “why am I reading this?” But it’s good. It’s bold. And it’s completely itself.

Be sure to read the triggers first. This one goes hard and doesn’t care how gross it gets.
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73 reviews
December 31, 2025
pretty gross but honestly not as gross as i was expecting. i would’ve liked to see a bit more female rage and revenge from Lucy given how Derrick did her so horribly. glad he got what he deserved but the way Lucy was like “oh he doesn’t deserve this” and felt bad at times was a bit irritating like girl he’s a pedo rapist.. she should’ve done more to him.
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November 12, 2024
If you’re looking for disgusting and vile this is it. Very quick read. Loved it even though I hated it.
22 reviews
February 5, 2025
Such an odd book but I couldn’t but it down. Check triggers before reading.
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54 reviews2 followers
September 1, 2025
This is a great, short and disgusting splatter-punk read!
If you enjoy disturbing and gross stories I’m sure you’ll enjoy this.
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216 reviews2 followers
December 27, 2024
Disgusting but good. Not quite "Zola" disgusting but similar enough.

This is the second book I have read by this author and I like that she writes a gross out book with a fairly solid storyline, instead of grossing out for the sake of it.

This one would benefit from a good edit, but I enjoyed it enough that I will be reading the second one.
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