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Ten short stories from the blog "This Rocketship Will Crash," including:


"Fear Boys With Dolls": a terrifying tour of a high-tech sex doll collection!


"Dinner Pro": a date with a dinner prostitute!


"The Super Secret International American Time Box": a time traveler takes hostages at a Whataburger!


"Doolers": a duel for a lady's honor!


"The Goods": why you should fuck the parents of your future spouse!
"Tower of Silence": how to get rid of a dead friend's useless possessions in one day!


"We Have All Been Hurt by Television Actors": a sad Tom Arnold scat-sex story!


"Gene Smoke": people can smell your genes, pal!


"Famous People Don't Care": a chance meeting with Quentin Tarantino!


"How to Get Laid for Zero Dollars and Zero Cents": how to get laid, without spending any money, in NYC!

205 pages, ebook

First published July 13, 2011

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Miracle Jones

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Miracle Jones is from Texas. He is a very private person.

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