Big Ben has just left a kiddies party – doing his bit in the community, making sure the kid’s mums are… well looked after. That’s when he gets a call from Daddy, the head of the fam. Needs him to pop by an acquaintance and check on some missing things, if you know what I mean.
And after Ben sticks a bike up someone’s arse and tortures someone else with a pickle, he finds himself in the tower of the Scots. Jocks everywhere.
And he’s only armed with a pissy rabbit named Mr. Puddles.
As he rises the floors towards Jock Royalty, things can only get worse.
Terrible acts of violence lead to awful dad jokes and possibly some bunny puns—so you know this isn’t going to be for everyone.
People who don’t want a good time should definitely avoid it at all costs.
It’s messy, it’s rarely legal, but it is indeed, very good to be a Smalls. It’s very bad to be on the wrong side of any one of them. And as there are so many of them, you’re not getting far once you’ve crossed them. Daddy’s calling in Big Ben to get back some missing goods and while Ben is quite literally the clown of the family, he’s resourceful and efficient.
Dark humor. Check! Violence. Check! Gore. Check!
Another great novella from Ericmore!! I’ll never get tired of the Smalls family!
This wasn't a bad story regarding Ben smalls. It still holds its violence and blood etc but wasn't as extreme as most of the other reads into his series. Ben is the clown and does a favour for Daddy but as usual they don't go directly to plan so all hell breaks loose. Bit squirmy in parts but not too bad a read and still keeps you entertained. Recommended
You can't go wrong with a Smalls family story. Brutality, although this was less brutal than other Smalls stories in my opinion, humor, mentions of Cthulhu and Hellraiser in hilarious ways and a morally grey character doing the right thing. I can't get enough.
Gotta love The Smalls Family. In this segment we get to hang out w Ben and Mr. Puddles. It’s brutal, hilarious, just an amazing ride all around. Love, love, love!