The police of Peculiar Branch normally deal with simple problems - elves selling pixie dust to kids, fairies spinning straw into gold, that sort of thing. So when they get a call about an interdimensional war, they're just a little out of their league.
I had a biography here but it was very out of date. Currently my main work is my podcast, A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs. The New Yorker compared that to the Bible, Oxford English Dictionary, and the works of Gibbon and Pepys, and said it "will eclipse every literary project in history". So that's nice.