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The Cottage

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Sylvia and Beau find themselves in an English countryside cottage for their yearly rendezvous, and Sylvia knows this time it will be the beginning of their new life together. But when Beau demurs on a shared future, and their spouses arrive at the cottage, she realizes that this home-away-from-home is a refuge for determining a new path forward. With a tip of the hat to Noël Coward and sex comedies of the past, THE COTTAGE offers a perfect showcase for six actors with endless laughs, hilarious twists, daring physical comedy, and a happy ending for lovers everywhere.

105 pages

Published December 14, 2023

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Sandy Rustin

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Sandy Rustin appears regularly at The Upright Citizen's Brigade in "Gravid Water" (named "Best Improv Show" by Time Out NY). Favorite NY credits include Modern Orthodox; I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change; Jolson & Company; Sarah, Plain and Tall; and Neil Simon's Hotel Suite. TV credits include "The Scariest Show on TV" (Comedy Central), "Law and Order: SVU," "As the World Turns," "All My Children," and "Guiding Light." She is a Northwestern University graduate.


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October 1, 2024
2.5, rounded down.

Although this farcical comedy has been around in the community theatre circuit for over a decade, it really only became noticed with a high-profile production on Bway in July '23, directed by 'Seinfeld' alum Jason Alexander, and starring 'Will & Grace' star Eric McCormack and Laura Bell Bundy from 'Legally Blonde the Musical'.

Reviews were largely negative, and I can see why - although it did manage to eke out a 4-month run. It aspires to be a farcical romp along the lines of mid-career Coward, with some of the amatory and physical complications of Feydeau - but the lines are not really witty enough, and the pratfalls suggested do not 'work' on paper - nor apparently in production.

You know you are in trouble when the playwright starts off proceedings with a warning that absolutely NO lines are allowed to be cut (and dropping at least a half hour of the dreary, plodding dialogue would certainly help matters), nor resorting to a lengthy scene involving flatulence from a pregnant woman. Oh, dear.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/24/th...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rthiZ...
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351 reviews
April 12, 2025
I read this for a drama study group and found it to be a fun and silly poke at romantic and family relationships. Some great lines! I loved how mama had the proverbial last word.
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November 29, 2025
I loved this funny romp for 4 players. I hope we do it at BST.
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