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...That's when I discovered my 18-year old son, Monty, and his mates had gone sex mad and declared open season on cougars. That, in itself was nothing exceptional for testosterone fuelled teens. What made my hair stand on end was the fact that the boys were scoring big time. And women couldn't get enough of them.
Worse still, I was in their crosshairs.
There had to be some reason for this aberrant behavior.
And I was determined to find out what it was. Because, for sure it wasn't anything in the water.
I made a quantum leap in my investigation when I hacked into my son's laptop.
And discovered the idiot keeps a diary. With (semi-anonymous) mini-video clips and pix of his sex conquests. So sadly (to protect the innocent) most of what you're about to read is false.
No! Let me rephrase that.
There are elements of truth to be found along the way.
Hard facts to be interpolated.
And conclusions drawn – few of them wholesome.
For my part, it would've been a lot better if this story was like a Kremlin press release – an unashamed pack of lies.
But it isn't.
First off, I'm also not who you think I am.
I'm not who my husband thinks I am either. And never have been.
And if my horny 18-year old son (and his mates) knew who I was before this, (dare I say) 'adventure' began, the world would have been a very different place.
I do 'forensic accounting' work for the United States government. For a department which doesn't exist for the purpose of Congressional scrutiny. Doing things nobody is supposed to – like taking the Constitution and hanging it out to dry. All with good and noble intent, I hasten to because the ends, (like preserving liberty, democracy, justice, 'The American Way' and Wall Street) always justify the means.
That includes most recently, inquiring into things of apparently no strategic importance whatsoever – like my son's track record seducing women twice his age.
"So now you're out chasing tail, when you should be studying?" I suggested.
"Yes…Well no. I was driving past and saw your car and though I'd say 'Hi!' and show you my new Harley," my son's best friend Matt said.
"Hi! And yes, it's great…Don't kill yourself…Is Monty jealous?"
"All the guys are."
"And the girls?" A loaded question if ever there was one, as I knew pretty much since last night hacking session, precisely who his 'girls' were. None aged under thirty five and a couple well over fabulous forty.
"Haven't had one on the back yet." He grinned again. "You want to be first, Mrs. M?"
"Sure! Why not? No point to be second when I can have top spot," I blurted, feeling uncommonly reckless and blasé. Realising a millisecond later though, exactly what the inevitable conclusion of our first 'ride' together would be. He would be the rider and I would be well ridden.
I couldn't wait to climb on behind him.
Insane cravings had struck again. And I was well and truly hooked.
...Some reader
Snappy writing and very sexy., September 30, 2012
Audrey C - Amazon Verified Purchase
This review is INSANE CRAVINGS
It's half comedy, half erotica with the snappiest writing I've seen and a great sense of humor. Very explicit sex and great unconventional plot twists. I loved it and added it to my Listmania list (Quality Taboo Erotica)..
...Need an ipod !!! June 10, 2012
By Raylee
Edition...
This was a fun and sexy book. I laughed and tears ran. If you like thought prevoking stories you will love this. Much better than I was expecting, so glad I took a chance and got this book. This is my first read of this author and will be trying a few more.
...Fun book March 18, 2011
By Lez Lewis
Edition...
I have to say not too short, but still sweet! This book can best characterize this book as a rollicking good rumpy pumpy read by someone who enjoys writing. And yes the reader may get a wiggle factor or even be shaken and not stirred.
...That's when I discovered my 18-year old son, Monty, and his mates had gone sex mad and declared open season on cougars. That, in itself was nothing exceptional for testosterone fuelled teens. What made my hair stand on end was the fact that the boys were scoring big time. And women couldn't get enough of them.
Worse still, I was in their crosshairs.
There had to be some reason for this aberrant behavior.
And I was determined to find out what it was. Because, for sure it wasn't anything in the water.
I made a quantum leap in my investigation when I hacked into my son's laptop.
And discovered the idiot keeps a diary. With (semi-anonymous) mini-video clips and pix of his sex conquests. So sadly (to protect the innocent) most of what you're about to read is false.
No! Let me rephrase that.
There are elements of truth to be found along the way.
Hard facts to be interpolated.
And conclusions drawn – few of them wholesome.
For my part, it would've been a lot better if this story was like a Kremlin press release – an unashamed pack of lies.
But it isn't.
First off, I'm also not who you think I am.
I'm not who my husband thinks I am either. And never have been.
And if my horny 18-year old son (and his mates) knew who I was before this, (dare I say) 'adventure' began, the world would have been a very different place.
I do 'forensic accounting' work for the United States government. For a department which doesn't exist for the purpose of Congressional scrutiny. Doing things nobody is supposed to – like taking the Constitution and hanging it out to dry. All with good and noble intent, I hasten to because the ends, (like preserving liberty, democracy, justice, 'The American Way' and Wall Street) always justify the means.
That includes most recently, inquiring into things of apparently no strategic importance whatsoever – like my son's track record seducing women twice his age.
"So now you're out chasing tail, when you should be studying?" I suggested.
"Yes…Well no. I was driving past and saw your car and though I'd say 'Hi!' and show you my new Harley," my son's best friend Matt said.
"Hi! And yes, it's great…Don't kill yourself…Is Monty jealous?"
"All the guys are."
"And the girls?" A loaded question if ever there was one, as I knew pretty much since last night hacking session, precisely who his 'girls' were. None aged under thirty five and a couple well over fabulous forty.
"Haven't had one on the back yet." He grinned again. "You want to be first, Mrs. M?"
"Sure! Why not? No point to be second when I can have top spot," I blurted, feeling uncommonly reckless and blasé. Realising a millisecond later though, exactly what the inevitable conclusion of our first 'ride' together would be. He would be the rider and I would be well ridden.
I couldn't wait to climb on behind him.
Insane cravings had struck again. And I was well and truly hooked.
...Some reader
Snappy writing and very sexy., September 30, 2012
Audrey C - Amazon Verified Purchase
This review is INSANE CRAVINGS
It's half comedy, half erotica with the snappiest writing I've seen and a great sense of humor. Very explicit sex and great unconventional plot twists. I loved it and added it to my Listmania list (Quality Taboo Erotica)..
...Need an ipod !!! June 10, 2012
By Raylee
Edition...
This was a fun and sexy book. I laughed and tears ran. If you like thought prevoking stories you will love this. Much better than I was expecting, so glad I took a chance and got this book. This is my first read of this author and will be trying a few more.
...Fun book March 18, 2011
By Lez Lewis
Edition...
I have to say not too short, but still sweet! This book can best characterize this book as a rollicking good rumpy pumpy read by someone who enjoys writing. And yes the reader may get a wiggle factor or even be shaken and not stirred.
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