A murderous nun, wife stealing boss, magical pig and a Duke’s assassination. All is revealed in this hysterical, no-holds-barred expose of the Russian Intelligence Agency. Major Koblinka fears for his job with his latest assignment, the bizarre country of Aridia. Aridia is governed by a less than brilliant, very shy duke who will only speak to people by using a blue toy telephone. Major Koblinka must report to Colonel Gudunov, the most feared man in Russian Intelligence.