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Closet Baby Chronicles #7

How to Hide Your Angel Kid

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Life is rock-hard for Pinks. After narrowly escaping a kidnapping, his rare angel baby is still being hunted by a growing number of bad guys.
Unfortunately, little Benny is hell-bent on befriending the dangerous stranger who shows up in his backyard... A stranger who is big, strong, and cursed to turn into a statue at the most inappropriate times.
Such as the grocery store checkout line.
Or the bathroom.
Or in bed.
Despite that, Pinks would be a fool to miss the way Galen protects Benny, the way his stony expressions melt when he smiles at Pinks. It's quickly becoming obvious that the longer Galen sticks around, the harder it is for Pinks to keep his baby—and himself—away.
Can he trust Galen, or will Benny's secret be the downfall of their family of two?

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243 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 28, 2024

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Profile Image for Cadiva.
4,003 reviews440 followers
November 21, 2024
More smutty shifter goodness

I'm still no further on in finding out who, or why, these babies are getting kidnapped and this is book seven.

It's the same as the rest in general, omega with a kid meets his alpha and they resist for all of five minutes before getting knocked up again!

Plenty of sex, plenty of humour, the usual shifter mating behaviour and a butler with a daft name beginning with H.

It's a formula that makes them easy to read.
Profile Image for Lisa.
3,521 reviews139 followers
October 30, 2024
I enjoy these books until the 2 MCs get down to sex and then the sex is gratuitous and lots and lots of it.
I like seeing all the new babies but I think my favorites parts are the parts with the butlers. They are funny and make my day.
Profile Image for Natalie  H.
3,801 reviews30 followers
January 23, 2025
Jan 2025
Kindle edition

Read for a group challenge week 2. Oof, I wish I'd skipped this one, would've got more Mav and Telos in. The best bit was all the attention on Alphabot. The novelty of the curse wore off fast. Other than that I didn't get any chemistry from these two, it felt more transactional. Didn't get why they didn't stay where they were as Wren's spells seemed to be superior. I cringed at the lack of self preservation at the shopping trip. This one felt like another filler pairing. Not for me.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
Profile Image for Kristine .
1,803 reviews12 followers
November 4, 2024
This is a great addition to the Closet Baby Chrinicles series. I adored getting to know Pinks and Galent. This was a fun read with plenty of witty banter, adorable moments, and so much more. I look forward to reading what happens next.
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1,046 reviews10 followers
October 28, 2024
Book 7 introduces our newest baby, Zarrie, a rare angle baby, and her father, Pinks. Pinks had been hiding in a safe house for a week after his friends, their babies, and Pink with his baby had been kidnapped. His friend managed to distract the kidnappers long enough for Pinks and Zarrie to escape out of the van, but they were still being hunted by the bad guys who had grown in numbers. Now, his rescuers were out looking for his friends.

Pinks supposed to stay inside the house with doors, windows locked, and curtains closed. His anxiety is constant; peeking out behind the curtains to make sure all was well through the day; this time something seemed wrong in the dense forest. Surveying the woods, for any hint of danger, he noticed a large gray blob hidden by the trees not far from the house.

Pinks had to know if this blob was something threatening to him and his baby. So, he checks on Zarrie before going out to investigate. Once close Pinks slowly crept towards the stone-looking blob. As he got closer, he realized it was a tall statue of a man. Of course, the man was physically appealing to Pinks, as you’ll read in the book.

Suddenly, the man’s color changed, and he was partially coming to life. Pinks took pictures with his phone and managed to talk to his friends for help, and then threw his phone at him, but it hit the stone part of the man and broke. Pinks finds out the stranger’s name is Galent, and that he was cursed and, for some reason, was drawn there in hopes something might lift his curse.

Pinks didn’t trust the man and wanted him gone; Galent needed to stay to find out what was there that might lift the curse, and then Pinks rescuers showed up knowing the stranger and that he should stay with Pinks. So, this is where Pinks and Galent begin to learn about each other.

The bantering is gentle and teasing, the attraction is strong, and Galent wants to put a baby inside of Pinks. Then there are problems with the bad guys that cause a lot of fighting. The book is well-written with humor as usual, and not full of those corny “pick-up” lines.

Once again, I highly recommend the book. I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of this book.
Profile Image for Abigail Beckwith.
1,680 reviews
November 7, 2024
I have (temporarily) caught up on the read-asap-arcs so...why not read something that's debuted from one of my favorite series in the last couple of weeks? Here's Anna Wineheart's "How To Hide Your Angel Kid." Its the seventh book in her Closet Baby Chronicles (and all of it is pure freaking crack).

["Life is rock-hard for Pinks. After narrowly escaping a kidnapping, his rare angel baby is still being hunted by a growing number of bad guys.

Unfortunately, little Benny is hell-bent on befriending the dangerous stranger who shows up in his backyard... A stranger who is big, strong, and cursed to turn into a statue at the most inappropriate times.

Such as the grocery store checkout line.

Or the bathroom.

Or in bed.

Despite that, Pinks would be a fool to miss the way Galen protects Benny, the way his stony expressions melt when he smiles at Pinks. It's quickly becoming obvious that the longer Galen sticks around, the harder it is for Pinks to keep his baby—and himself—away.

Can he trust Galen, or will Benny's secret be the downfall of their family of two?"]

I'm currently going through another underlining/highlighting binge while reading atm, because most of this book was pink... :| Then again, that means that this book was just that good! And it was. This book was sooooooo freaking good. I can't believe this series keeps getting better and hasn't gotten stale or repetitive yet. AND there's still more books left in the series!

I loooooove how Pinks was instantly attracted to Galen, but the moment Galen wasn't stone (and returned those heated looks), Pinks turned hostile and grumpy. Galen didn't give up though; the more he pursued Pinks in a lusty fashion, the more he fell in love with Pinks. Pinks fought his feelings fro Galen, but it didn't last too long either. He caved to the lust, and he caved to the love.

Trigger Warnings: baby health scare (no actual injuries though)

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Profile Image for Xanthe.
2,537 reviews46 followers
November 4, 2024
Yet another entertaining book in the Closet Baby Chronicles. Pinks is a recent addition to the group, having been rescued himself from kidnappers, along with his little baby, Zarrie. Galent is looking for a way to cure the curse he's recently acquired after annoying the wrong person, turning into stone at random times, and it leads him towards Pinks.
Zarrie's safety is paramount to Pinks, stressed that the kidnappers will come back for them, and while having an alpha dragon around is useful, he's also ridiculously attractive and Pinks would often rather he be doing something else....to Pinks.
These two together are a mix of hot, sweet and funny, and sometimes a random mix of all three. It takes no time at all for them to become personally acquainted with each other whilst also trying to be safe, though I'm not sure how a trip to the store figures into that.... We also get to meet Galent's butler, Handsome, who is just as quirky as the rest of the family of butlers we've met so far in the series.
It's quite a fast paced story with lots of smexy times, funny interactions and adorable moments with Zarrie. One thing I would like a little more on is the series arc to do with the babies and who is trying to take them. Apart from one or two scenes, we don't know anything more about what's happening and it felt a bit like a placeholder. Otherwise, another recommended read from Anna!
I received an ARC and am happily giving a review.
Profile Image for Christy Roberts.
1,524 reviews50 followers
November 10, 2024
Feathers and Stone

Pinks is at the safe house with his daughter Zarrie when a statue that wasn't there before comes to life. Turns out to be Galent who has been cursed to turn to stone at the worst moments. The calvary comes in for the rescue only a few know Galent and the plan for him to stay with Pinks is hatched. He can't go off on his own if he's turning to stone he's too vulnerable.

To Pinks it is bad idea especially since Galent had wanted to borrow his daughter to fix his cure. Over time they come to trust each other. Zarrie takes matters into her little hands more than once accidentally touching Galent even when they try keep her from it. What happens is kinda scary at first and cool too.

The sex was hot as always. I loved Zarrie so much and these two together were wonderful. Excellent read and hilarious as well.
1,002 reviews36 followers
November 2, 2024
This book is another good read in the Closet Baby chronicles. I enjoyed meeting Galent and seeing him find a way into Pinks’s heart. The two make for a fun read and it was nice to see the way their relationship takes shape. After all that he has been through Pinks is not a man that trusts easily yet there is something about Galent that pulls to not only Pinks but Zarrie as well. The banter between the two made for a fun read. Pinks and Galent work well together both in and out of the bedroom. Their story is a sweet and sexy read that pulled me in right from the start and kept me turning the pages all the way to the end.
1,034 reviews20 followers
November 11, 2024
Another cute, steamy mpreg romance in the Closet Baby Chronicles. The alpha, Galen, has a rather unusual curse put upon him, which makes it harder for him to be a knight in shining armor for his fated. Things move really fast; I wouldn't mind a bit more angst or longing. What I love about this series is the way the alphas instantly open their hearts to their omega’s baby too, which always leads to some really sweet, endearing moments. I’m curious to find out more about Pinks’ friends. The new butler is as hilarious and mysterious as the others. I wouldn’t mind seeing one of them find their fated mate.
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875 reviews7 followers
October 30, 2024
Good read!

This was a good continuation of the series. Pinks and Galent made a cute couple. I liked the curse and how that played out. Sort of interested in what would have happened if Zarrie fixed it all at once. I wish we knew what happened with Pinks friends but I feel like that info will come in future books. I've said it before in all my reviews and now that it is coming next, I'm so excited for Mav and Telos' story!! I am really fond of this series and hope it lasts forever haha!
Profile Image for Donna.
3,382 reviews42 followers
November 2, 2024
Just hear me out... if you take out all of the sex scenes you would have 3 or 4 scenes remaining. Don't get me wrong, I love a well-written sex scene as much as the next person, but I am beginning to think that this series is slowly spiraling down into overkill with the sex... 🤔

I should put out there that there was a time or two when I was slightly uncomfortable, but that is on me... I am NOT a fan of tentacle sex of any kind... 😭

Pinks and Galent were nothing short of perfect for each other, and as always... the kids stole the show!🥰
Profile Image for Amber.
1,713 reviews7 followers
November 5, 2024
Great addition to the series!

I loved How to Hide Your Angel Kid by Anna Wineheart. It's the seventh book in the Closet Baby Chronicles series. I loved Galent and Pinks story. It was so cute with Zarrie, Handsome, Limesicart, AlphaBot, and their other kids. There were also plenty of hot scenes and dirty talk. I loved watching how inventive Pinks was as he searched for the magic button on Galent's body when he was stone. It was a great addition to the series.

I read this book using the Kindle unlimited app.
1,013 reviews41 followers
November 6, 2024
3.5 definitely read too many of these in a row. I'm getting frustrated with nothing ever happening to figure out who the kidnappers are and what they are planning to do with the babies. Now we have a whole new group that needs to be rescued and i'm sure it's going to be exactly the same. Pinks and Galen were just carbon copies of other characters in the series and the sex scenes are just more of the same. I'll probably come back to the series when i need something light and fluffy to read but not for quite a while.
Profile Image for Belinda Zamora.
2,729 reviews8 followers
November 6, 2024
Great addition to the series

Poor, sweet Pinks really is at his wits end.
He's having enough trouble keeping Zarrie safe, he doesn't need a giant, cursed dragon who just won't stop flirting or insisting that he's his mate..
Galant is really a sweet guy who just wants a family and he sees how strong and brave Pinks is despite his insistence that he's not that special.
Of course our Galant has a ridiculous brother butler who brandish a certain book like a hilarious and terrifying cure all.
I can't wait for the next book.
2,587 reviews45 followers
October 27, 2024
This odd ball couple and their kids were simply perfect. Galent most certainly lived up to his name. What an amazing and captivating story!! I loved that everybody got what they needed and more. Love and a future. I think the crazy shopping carts have become a trademark for this author since Dragon Boss and I'm here for it all and maybe those cranky faucets and locks too. Lol. This kept me laughing so much my sides hurt. And the ending was pure bliss.
Profile Image for DENICE.
1,384 reviews5 followers
October 28, 2024
GALENT AND PINKS

I received this book for free and am giving my honest and voluntary review.

A wonderful story of a cursed dragon shifter, Galent, and a lonely wolf shifter, Pinks. I love the way Galent falls for Pinks and that their characters are forgiving and loving. Zarrie, the angel baby, seems to know a lot about Galent without being able to talk. The character interactions are comical at times and deeply loving at others. A read that I immensely enjoyed
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1,081 reviews13 followers
October 30, 2024
With Zarrie being unique, Pinks will do anything to protect her.
Galent appears in their lives and wants the role of their protector and Pinks slowly finds himself drawn to him as well.

This was a good addition to the series. With an adorable baby, moments of humour, banter and passion. This plot is an engaging read.
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919 reviews16 followers
November 3, 2024
I enjoyed the first few in this series but this had no real plot just lots of hot naked moments (which is good but not the whole book)

I was also somewhat confused if Galent is a giant or a dragon or a giant dragon in some parts.

I finished it and it was OK.. I know not the most descriptive word but that's what this felt like to me ..
2,844 reviews14 followers
November 4, 2024
My heart breaks a little with each sweet omega who meets their fated alpha. I love how protective and fierce the alphas get over their mates. I thought it was novel and funny how Galent turned to stone at the MOST inopportune times. I laughed out loud at Pink's attempts to find his magic release spot.

I read and reviewed a copy of this book.
Profile Image for lori forsyth.
814 reviews3 followers
November 9, 2024
I love this book/series

You get a little of everything in this book - adventure, action, love & laughter!!! The shopping cars is a hoot as well as the mates texting - not Much texting in this book but it's brings the smile & laughter!!!!! And all the butlers I love them too
Thank so much - Lori
Profile Image for Rachwithheadinabook.
1,895 reviews
February 18, 2025
Good

Although these books are starting to get repetitive, and this one has the usual steamy and heat filled scenes, cheesy lines and butlers that are most over the top and the funniest characters. This book was interesting as Gelent had been cursed and became a statue at the most inconvenient of times which was very amusing. I enjoyed it and am looking forward to the next book in the series, but my only wish is that we find out more about what the kidnappers want and why. But if you can just deal with the silliness then this is a decent read.
Profile Image for Amanda Quarles.
2,168 reviews40 followers
November 2, 2024
How to Hide Your Angel Kid

Pinks and Galent

I love this series. It's cute and fun with lots of great characters. I do wish we would learn more about who it is that's behind the kidnappings. Looking forward to the next one.
Profile Image for Sabrina Morissette.
358 reviews6 followers
January 25, 2025
Pinks + Galent
• Omega wolf shifter
• Alpha dragon
• I normally enjoy those uncomplicated stories, but it has becomed redundant with the butlers all brothers, the pink book of pick-up lines and the sentient carts.
Profile Image for Kaye.
742 reviews3 followers
October 30, 2024
This was a fun read. I always look forward to the butlers.
Profile Image for Kelly Gress.
660 reviews2 followers
November 2, 2024
Cute Story

This was a cute addition to the series. I liked the two MCs, Handsome and the cart. I hope to learn more about Pink's friends who need rescuing.
Profile Image for Jodi.
1,798 reviews
November 13, 2024
sweet

I’ve really been enjoying this series. It was fun, funny, sweet and sexy. Dragon and Wild who created their own family pack!
1,033 reviews3 followers
December 7, 2024
Fun read

Loved Pinks and Zarrie and was happy to see them get their HEA with Galent! This group has grown so much! Looking forward to Telos and Mac
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