Real Men Don't Say Splendid: A Lexicon of Unmanliness

by Michael E. Gorman (Creator)

Tinkle - Is there a bathroom around here I can duck into for a tinkle? Tippy-toes - I still wasn't able to see what was going on, even on my tippy-toes. Would you/he say sheets or linens? Shoes or pumps? Is it ever OK to say 'bye-bye' or 'scrumptious?' Deepin their guts, real men know there are some words they just don't say ... ever! Words that make women cringe, & turn romantic dates into playdates. Here is a list of these words, 99 of them to be exact, land mines to sweep away from the masculine vocabulary.

102 pages, Hardcover

First published June 1, 2007

Reviews

[Helen · Rating 1 out of 5]

This is pretty much the stupidest book I've ever come across.