3★
“‘I can understand how this sounds, Inspector, but I had the idea and just ran with it. All that doing the right thing at the right time doesn’t come naturally to me, you know.’
‘Yes.’ He stared at the paper. ‘I do know.’”
Yes, Deputy Chief Inspector Seddon certainly does know, since they first met not long after Lady Eleanor Swift moved into her late uncle’s estate, befriended the servants, and solved a crime the police couldn’t. She was certainly unpopular with them at the time, but later, it seems the inspector may have developed a bit of a crush on Lady Swift.
Tonight, they meet at the scene of a murder that takes place upstairs (in another mansion) during a masked ball. Lady Swift walked into the room and saw the chap she is sweet on, by the body. The inspector shows up with the police, and it reads like the game of Clue (Cluedo).
“‘Where were we? Yes, we’ve established no underhand police activities were conducted this evening.’ He glanced at Eleanor. ‘And that the facts of the case are that the accused was found hunched over the deceased, Colonel Puddifoot-Barton, holding a silver candlestick.’”
Eleanor’s beau, (she wishes), is the son of the hosts, an adventurous, charming rascal who is part of a group referred to as “the bright young things”, the “in” crowd, or at least they think they are. They move from party to party, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and enjoying other substances as well.
This is a romp, full of phrases that I’m sure are meant to make me chuckle, not cringe, but I’m afraid enough is enough.
“His handlebar moustache quivered as he grinned. ‘Keeping up appearances, what. Frightfully proud of the memsahib though, backbone of steel my wife has.’”
When Eleanor asks if Lord Langham has any ideas about any enemies of the deceased, Colonel Puddifoot-Barton, whom Lord Langham refers to as “Pudders”, he is no help.
“ ‘ ’Fraid not, my dear. Haven’t a bally clue,’ said Lord Langham. ‘Clue! I’m starting to sound like a real detective, what!’ he said, sounding delighted.”
Clifford is the all-knowing, extremely resourceful butler, who was also her uncle’s best friend, and he was instrumental in solving their previous ‘case’.
I was impatient with the number of cups of tea and trays of dainties and the twee language and ended up skimming the last half of the book. I understand the format (and formula) well enough to know there are plenty of fans who love this, hence my three stars.