Book Title: All the Dangerous Things
Author: Jenika Snow
My opinion
Disgusting.
That word literally sums up everything!
I was so excited for this book after reading the tropes, but honestly? It turned out to be one disappointment after another. Let's start with the first stupid thing:
The MMC, Gio, is the brother-in-law of Nikolai, who is the brother of Tatiana, the FMC. So yeah, he's part of the family! And for years—literally all the time they knew each other—they had no personal relationship: no conversations, no glances, no interest in each other. But suddenly, out of nowhere, they explode with attraction like it's the first time they’ve seen each other. Makes no sense.
Then Gio “saves” Tatiana from an assault and literally says:
“If it were anyone else, I would’ve ignored them and kept walking.”
But later contradicts himself by saying:
“I’d spill blood for any man who hurts a woman.”
Umm… what? You want applause or something?
Anyway. Let’s get to the real nonsense. After Tatiana goes back to her apartment under her brothers' protection, she stupidly returns to Gio’s place—where he just happens to be, even though he doesn’t live there. And why does she go there? Just a random moment of lust and sexual stupidity. That’s it.
Throughout the entire book, all they think about is sex. Disgusting, shallow, gross thoughts. There’s no love. Just pure physical lust.
Their relationship is built on degradation and humiliation. He constantly calls her disgusting, degrading names. It's basically a sadomasochistic mess.
One of the tropes was “unexpected pregnancy” -LIE-
He literally says, “I’m going to get you pregnant,” and refuses to use protection. That’s not unexpected, that’s intentional. And then they act all shocked like, “Oh no! Didn’t see that coming!”
Like, what?!HUH??
Oh—and Tatiana crawled to him on her knees?
-Yeah, clap for that romance, please-
There’s absolutely no plot. Just porn.
There’s a supposedly important event that should’ve been a major plot twist involving betrayal… but the author completely ignores it. She writes the crisis then forgets to follow up—
And just ends the book?
-Maybe in the next books?-
Seriously, what the hell?
⭐5\1.5
-One star just for the effort I put into finishing this mess-