dnf @ 66% (but ended up skimming the rest)
i think i’m done with hayden hall fr😐
asher waxes poetic in his never ending inner monologue about how he’s been thirsting after jordan for years. jordan’s pov is also the exact same thing. they are the men of each other’s wet dreams. why, you ask??? beats tf outta me🤷♀️ the entire time since they’ve met each other, since asher was 13 so like 7 years, they literally don’t speak….like they avoid each other as much as possible, and when they do speak, it’s clipped and short and bratty (and not in the cute way, in the childish way). this is apparently bc jordan is so in love with asher but can’t have him so he refuses to call asher brother or even be his friend…..asher is obsessed with jordan, would give up his own arm for jordan to pay the smallest bit of attention to him, but jordan never does and it pisses asher off, so asher acts out and sasses jordan every time they interact….but of course, somehow they’re both in love with each other????😒 like for what reason? literally for what reason!? i’ll tell u…it’s literally bc they’re just physically attracted to each other…..clearly….bc they’ve got nothing else to be attracted to, they don’t even know each other!! the amount of times u read about them drooling over each other’s bodies is excessive…it’s purely physical bc, remember, asher and jordan are both giving the other nothinggggg this whole time, avoiding each other, speaking barely any words to each other that aren’t rude or dismissive or argumentative.
so they end up at the lake house one summer alone together where they admit that maybe they had some misunderstandings, they spend a *little* more time together not immediately fighting, and bam they’re kissing. that’s when their parents decide to show up at the lake house, but asher and jordan get it together in time for the parents not to see anything or be suspicious. asher becomes the most annoying mf possible bc after whining about jordan being all he wants for years, he’s now had a complete 180 like omg we can’t do this, we’re totally selfish, we’ll break apart the fam, etc etc. jordan is still pursing him heavy tho, he’s not giving up like dumbass asher. like u weren’t even caught asher lmao ur doing too much!!! like asher wtf do u want fr bc ur getting on my damn nerves….so u were whining and crying about ur unrequited love and jordan not being interested in u, and now ur whining and crying about ur requited love and ignoring jordan ??? idiotic drama for no reason, lazy writing, makes no sense, and is fucking annoying. CRIMES!!!
also i do not care to read paragraph upon paragraph about what a character’s outfit looks like, nor do i care about excessive descriptions of a house’s layout, slim it tf down, we all have imaginations, we’ll be fine.
and i need to circle back and emphasize that these two mfs are literally in love with each other based on NOTHING. literally they just think the other is hot af. y’all are talking about “ur mine” n shit and i’m like huh??? i 100% believe y’all thirsty mfs wanna fuck, but “love” ?????? no ma’am!!! it is ALL PHYSICAL. i didn’t read about any meaningful emotional development. literally boo🍅🍅
and the parents who were good parents and were like madly in love and flirted all the time when asher and jordan were growing up are now giving each other attitude and are having spats….if this is going where i think it’s going, the parents divorce so it’s fine for asher and jordan to be together, i’d be even more annoyed bc how convenient….ok so i ended up skimming and yes, they’re getting divorced bc jordan’s dad apparently cheated, except he didn’t cheat and the person asher’s mom thinks he cheated with is a lesbian who i think is in a committed relationship….but they’re still getting divorced and apparently asher’s mom turned into an evil bitch, disavowing her son for being with jordan. really???🙄🥱 i mean the things she says are like seriously horrible…..talk about character assassination😭 and then asher decides to be more annoying by third-act-breaking up with jordan bc mommy doesn’t approve. sooo the man that u thirsted after and begged for scraps of attention for years and who u claimed to be the only one for u…..as soon as he says he feels the same, you immediately run away and then once there’s the slightest bit of pressure on ur relationship with ur parents finding out, u run away AGAIN????? like damn asher, do u want the man or not😒 ugh i have been annoyed past my limit !!!!