Ever felt like your life was one big dark comedy? Try living with a squad of half-demon hotties who couldn't decide if they wanted to worship you or eat you alive—sometimes literally.
I was your not-so-average big titty goth girl with a penchant for midnight baking, collecting cryptid posters, and fending off the occasional sleep paralysis demon. But when Caspian, a dark and intense Halfling with a hunger for my energy, showed up claiming I was his new obsession, my life took a turn for the downright demonic.
Soon, I was juggling a mischievous playboy, a mysterious scholar, a flirtatious charmer, and a moody loner—all while trying to keep my sanity and survive their intense (and insanely hot) feeding habits. Did I mention the political intrigue in hell and the rival demons trying to crash our party? Yeah, it was a lot.
Between navigating Caspian’s dark plans for power, dealing with my own not-so-minor depression, and managing the most chaotic love life ever, I had my hands full. And I had a feeling there were still more surprises to come. But hey, at least I got to look fabulous in black lipstick and collect some killer tattoos along the way.
Welcome to my life. It was a devilish dream, and I wouldn’t have had it any other way.