“Nobody! drags Darwin’s theory kicking and screaming into the twenty-first century. It's a hole-in-one!” Nobody teeing off at the Darwin Golf Club
“Nobody! cuts through the Gordian knot of Darwinian Evolution and Intelligent Design!” Nobody at Gordian Solutions
“Evolution for idiots!” Nobody on the Board of Education
“You mean idiots for evolution!” Nobody in The Idiot in Rural Society
“Of course it’s science. You can’t make this stuff up.” Nobody at the American Association for the Advancement of Science
“You can’t?” Nobody at Fox News
“Intelligent microbes guide evolution? A colony of networked idiots can build a town? God is bacteria? Need we say more?” Nobody at the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason and Science
“Nobody! puts the hag back in science hagiography!” Nobody in Eastwick
“Science humor is the sword!” Nobody at Bic Pens
“Nobody! thinks like a microbe--and that’s supposed to be a good thing?” Nobody at The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders