Brochet: 30 Easy Patterns for Crochet Weaponry and Ami-gore-rumi

by Steven Borzachillo

Killer Crochet Has Never Been Cuter

Assemble your skeins and polish your The crochet war has begun. From the creator behind viral crochet sensation Brochet, Steven Borzachillo presents an all-inclusive guide to plush weapons, armor, and ami-GORE-rumi. Perfect for beginner crocheters, crafters who need a laugh, con attendees who need an epic prop, and everyone in between, grab a hook and get ready to craft 30 bold projects

- Sure-U-Can Ninja Star
- Yarn-ssassin’s Dagger
- Wizard’s Staff
- Medieval Flail
- Alien Blaster
- Feeling Wiley TNT
- Guillo-ton of Fun
- Brainy Bro

Because really, who doesn’t need a giant crocheted cannon to face off with a fuzzy foe? Or a cute, cuddly pile of said foe’s entrails? (Side Crochet guts make great winter scarves!)

With accessible instructions and patterns, anyone can craft their very own plush armory. But fair warning! Be careful who you test these on, or you might just find yourself running away from a red yarn–covered crime scene screaming, “It works!”

Genres: Crochet, Nonfiction

166 pages, Kindle Edition

Published July 15, 2025

Reviews

[Ligaya · Rating 3 out of 5]

Not my style, but I appreciate the creativity... Filled with corny puns and goofy humor plus strange and interesting crocheted weapons and "accessories." Much/many/some of the pieces are quite rough, but maybe that's the aesthetic? I'm not sure who the audience is but I'm certain those with a playful attitude will love many of the finished projects...

[Marie Snyder · Rating 5 out of 5]

It Works!

I can't wait to get home to my yarndominium so I can get started on the heart and guts of this book! Thank you for spinning these yarns for us to share with others. 🧶

[Kathy · Rating 5 out of 5]

If you have a crochet hobby and little boys, this book is perfect.
Quirky quick patterns that delight the little ones. Easy to understand and follow along the instructions.

[Ashley · Rating 5 out of 5]

Solid patterns!

[Candace Decker · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fantastic! Creative! Fun!

[Sarah · Rating 5 out of 5]

Really liked this. Made a Kunai and was able to modify the pattern to make something else as well. I think it does lack a little in variety of weapons but overall well written and easy to follow.

[Monica · Rating 5 out of 5]

I haven't made any of the projects in this book yet but I have read through it and it looks great. If you enjoy the author's social media content, you will love this book. It's filled with full color pictures, humor, and detailed instructions. I love it.