Creamy

DNF Bookstore: A Shared World

by Bex Dawn

Blurb to come!

Genres: Novella, Romance, Contemporary, Smut, Contemporary Romance, Spicy, BDSM

146 pages, Paperback

Published August 9, 2024

Reviews

[Darlene I read WAY to many books · Rating 1 out of 5]

I.....I think I've been scared for life....
I think this book broke me, and I had to put it down.

Story is the owner? Of the dnf bookstore, she's in a slump and wants to have fun. So she does, and well, it ends up super bad her handcuffed to a bed with a plug shoved up her ass. Yeah, great way to meet her one Freddy when he goes to help her he does get distracted and possessive when he meets her.

Now nothing says true love when you fish out a butt plug and well.. yeah, all that gross stuff. I think that's what broke me. Scat play isn't for everyone.
And it wasn't for me. I'm still grossed out. But couple lives A HEA.

Om drama, dramaish, sexy times, no virgins gal/Virgin MMC

Recommend-maybe
Cover-⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heat level-🌶🌶

Prologue
Age gap
20H/30h
Talk of defiling an urn
Random aggressive threats with no follow through
Non-consensual
depositing of jizz Tons of creamy jizz TONS OF JIZZ
Cringe words and scenes…
it's bad BDSM Gone wrong
Disappearing Sex Toys
Pet-ish play??
Sex acts over 70 Lots of unrealistic butt stuff Online Dating Gone Wrong
Tiny scat play
Hea
Epilogue

[Izzah ꒰Duchess of Cabria ಇ ⭑✧ ᴏɴ ᴘᴀᴛʀᴇᴏɴ ✧ ⋆꒱]

DNF series challenge, review series

I'm reading the DNF series books because... I don't know. I hate myself? I'm not going to rate them because it's too subjective, but I am going to rank them from favorite to least favorite.

📖 ༘⋆⸝ ⸝ My thoughts
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[sanne ♥ (sann_reads)]

this one was so much worse than the first one i read 😫 i did truly want to dnf it, and tbh i literally skimmed most of it

[dnf series reading challenge with my unhinged besties romy & mimi]

[Alexandra · Rating 2 out of 5]

i wanted to DNF this so badly but that’s literally the entire point of this series so i took it as a challenge to finish it.

This was the NASTIEST. CRINGIEST. i actually wanted to throw up twice.

2 stars cause it had funny moments lol

[CrazyGal609 · Rating 5 out of 5]

1st- could someone put up the DNF Bingo Card, my systems won’t allow me to download it…lol, I’m planning to read all 12 (on my 4th) in the series, thought would be fun to do said Bingo!!

Go Story!!! That was a genius way to help/defend/support Fred’s argument with Stan, shocking, but original and genius (disturbing funny too) ☠️⚱️🍭💩🚽

So, who called 911/533… her purse was by the front door (guessing her cell was in it) Bud ran away from his own house… did she scream at an Alexa for help????

Ok, so honestly, a few things are not my cup of tea, BUT I Love Their Love Story and all the silly, sweet, funny things that I find this another very, very amusing book… and I’m very “To Each Their Own” 💋💋💋💋💋

🚨🚨🚨SpoilerS🚨🚨🚨

Let me count the ways of LMAO:
1) One time, a guy I met on Tinder called me his slutty little Pringle puff, and demanded I come for him while he flicked my bean like a coked-up DJ spins a record.🎧
2) I creamed all over his womb broom with the force of a volcano—and I do mean that literally. I was on Satan's waterfall, and it all just kind of went boom. It gave a whole new meaning to redwings.🩸🩸🩸
3) yummy, gooey cock snot
4) “cum-tacular”- ok, I actually SNORTED at this one!!
5) fuck-nuggets, cooter, one-eyed devil spitting baby-batter😂😂😂
6)🧡 “Well, skiddly rinky dinky doo, Story. I think I might just love you”🧡
7) brain-worms whisper to the stomach-worms 🪱🐛🪲
8) “cummy cunny clam juice”-that’s new!!
9) You son of a biscuit eating bulldog! vs You lint licker! 🤣🤣 (this is the 2 men arguing) + Dildo Baggins 😂
10) His little rubber ducky was too small to fit the life jacket you brought (Bud)😳🤣🤭
11) I realize my sweet little cue ball (Fred) is packing quite the woody womb pecker. My nubbin throbs. Yummy.
12) and the winner is: “Her delicious fur burger” 😳😂🤣🤣🙃
Ok, no more counting, I just want to enjoy the book😉 it’s just highly amusing to me 💋💋💋 ~Enjoy!!!


The Best For Last: “Rumplestillskin!”

📚DNF Bookstore: A Shared World📚
-Hung by Summer O’Toole
-Milky by Daisy Jane
-Bouncy by B Sobjakken
-Slurp by Georgia Rayne
-Gooey by K.L Mann
-Creamy by Bex Dawn
-Juicy by N.E. Stevenson
-Handy by Misty Walker
-Spunky by Haley Tyler
-Drippy by Stephanie Swann
-Nectar by J.D. Midnight
-Thick by Leslie Ayla

[Olivia Setzer · Rating 5 out of 5]

Let me preface this review with the statement: This is not a good book. This book, however, does exactly what it sets out to do. I spent my formative years reading Harry Styles fanfiction, so naturally I thought how difficult can this really be? On page one, I had a big slice of humble pie. I challenged Bex Dawn and by god did this author deliver.

I’ve never been so grateful to dislike coffee. If I had liked it, chapter one would have ruined it for me by calling it “creamy slurp juice.”

I did not make it through Book One; I survived Book One. No longer will my deepest fears and insecurities haunt at night. My fitful nights will now be a results of words and images from this book. I wish I could go back to the person I was before I read this book. Dawn deserves five stars for this. It is the opposite of a masterpiece, but it does exactly what it wants to do. My only complaint is that the Kindle Unlimited version doesn’t come with bleach for my eyes.

[Katie Murphy · Rating 4 out of 5]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHAT IN GODS NAME DID I READ.

I know this is a cringe series but my god it is living up to its name😭😂

[Hannah Liddell · Rating 1 out of 5]

If I could rate this less I would

[Cheyenne · Rating 1 out of 5]

DNF series challenge with Lautjeee

I wish I could give zero stars, what the #€%& did I just read?! This was the weirdest one yet, not only cringe but just not okay. I was just shocked...

[iasmina♡]

"“Choo-choo, here comes Daddy’s baby batter, all yummy and cummy for your tummy!”"

Uhm so this was insane...
I cant believe a human being actually wrote this.

"I flick a peach-colored hair off and wipe a larger chunk of Story’s excrement on my pant leg."

this was NOT very classy or very demure.

[Samantha · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was wild. Bex created images in my head that I WISH to never see again, but they’re burned in. I know I will.
The cringe, the language.. everything. This was a perfect addition to this series. Fit right in - Like the butterfly 🥴

[ashlee ❤ · Rating 4 out of 5]

-dnf series challenge
-the cringiest one i swear
-breeding kink
-cringe count: 15
-ridiculous laugh count: 10

[Grapie Deltaco]

The puppy pad ☹️

[LoveBooks · Rating 1 out of 5]

I don't even know why I'm continuing this series..😶

[Sarai Beltran · Rating 1 out of 5]

But 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋for the totally wild, cringy ride I just went on.

[Olivia · Rating 1 out of 5]

1 star is beyond generous. It’s a 0/5. Not one positive thing to say.

[steph]

this was the absolute worst book I’ve ever read 😭

Emily, when you read this, just know I’ll never forgive you for making me read this 😭

they are the most FOUL couple and just 🤢

0 ⭐️

[Leeee · Rating 1 out of 5]

Finished the challenge, not worth it, worst book I’ve read. Id give it 0 if i could.

[jordan | joburns.reads · Rating 3 out of 5]

yeah, I read this but I'll probably spend the rest of my life wondering why I did...

DNF Challenge 5/12

[nik drake · Rating 1 out of 5]

*deep sigh*

[Elizabeth Mitchell · Rating 2 out of 5]

Well that is 2 hours of my life that I won’t get back. My book club made me read it. This was the most absurd book I think I’ve ever read but I’m pretty sure that was the point, so well done on the author because my entire face while reading this screamed WTF. 2 stars because this book doesn’t pretend to be anything other than what it is, unlike some of the other things I’ve read for book club *cough*thehousemaid*cough*.

Would I recommend this to anyone? Absolutely not.
Am I going to attempt the other 11 books in this series? Probably not, but who knows for sure.

[Adrija J · Rating 2 out of 5]

I'm scarred for my fucking life.

Before starting this book (not recommended if u plan to leave your sanity the fuck alone) I recommend you to reread the worst of the worsest wattpad or ao3 stories ever known to the mankind (but it still might not be enough)

I want to gouge my eyes out and put it in bleach for the next 365x24 hrs and scoop my brain out and scrub and wash it with loads of detergent and marinate in an ocean full of sanitizer because I just lost every bit of my sanity.

But I'm giving it 2 stars because the author ATE the concept. The whole point was to make you cringe and disgusted sssoooooo fucking bad that you DNF this book
She nailed the fuck out of this

[Amber Lawyer · Rating 5 out of 5]

pink butterfly

5 stars for being the roughest read to date. I legit almost quit. You win, Bex Dawn. Creamy is the cringiest of the series so far. Still gonna read the rest though…

[Geertje ~ witchybookmom]

Second book in the DNF challenge and omg.
It wasn't as bad as the last one, but it kind of was?

[Claudia🎀🧸]

Eh boring

[Tilly · Rating 2 out of 5]

MY 200TH BOOK!!!!!

I'm happy story has her own book but it doesn't take away from the cringe and weird stuff that happened I can't even write a review about this because I am actually so speechless 😭

one thing that did surprise me was that he was BALD at 20 like WHAT. but fr who is coming up with these nicknames they are so icky ✋️

[Alex · Rating 1 out of 5]

Nackskott. Direkt.

[KB · Rating 1 out of 5]

Again, it’s a challenge for a reason, but 🤢

[Tabea]

Diese Reihe wurde extra cringe geschrieben und es war wirklich schlimm. Wouldnt recommend hahaha

[Chloe Reads Books · Rating 1 out of 5]

This was so bad it hurt.