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Pathetically Thirsty
Hermione knows how, well, pathetically thirsty she is, but she can’t stop herself. She'll do anything to end up in bed with Draco Malfoy. And once she has him, it's just a simple matter of admitting to the world that the Golden Girl is fucking a former Death Eater.
With her life that's filled with Voldemort reincarnated as a secretary, her two whirlwind psychopath best friends, house-elves betting on her relationship, assassination attempts on her life, and her partner hating the absolute fuck out of her cat, admitting it is a little easier said than done, as it turns out.
With her life that's filled with Voldemort reincarnated as a secretary, her two whirlwind psychopath best friends, house-elves betting on her relationship, assassination attempts on her life, and her partner hating the absolute fuck out of her cat, admitting it is a little easier said than done, as it turns out.
- GenresFan FictionRomance
663 pages, ebook
Published October 28, 2023
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April 24, 2026
This story is good if you're looking for s*x scenes, because other than that, there's really nothing. The plot is weak and the characters are incredibly annoying. Everyone is constantly cursing everyone else, and it doesn't even make much sense.
September 2, 2024
3.5 - Spice is top notch and lots of banter. Fun read
January 1, 2026
honestly this was so good and enjoyable (slightly ooc mione but who gaf) so smutty and funny and like yes
August 30, 2024
Aw loved this, such a fun dramione read, I felt like time flew reading this!
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