4.5 Kurt's back home stars!
I did not have a problem finishing this monster of a book within 3 days. It was over 500 pages of a thrilling adventure with a healthy dose of romance and love between Kurt and Rowena. Although, I must admit that I balked at their 18 year age gap. I didn't find they had enough chemistry in the beginning. But they grew on me as a couple. Rowena was perfect for Kurt: she was emotionally mature and as much as Kurt thought of himself as a cradle snatcher, both of them complemented each other. I just wish Kurt had been more intense when it came to her? Sometimes he was, sometimes he wasn't.
I liked finally seeing what Kurt was going through while his family and friends thought he was dead. He and Row went through so much at the hands of the crazy villains. Row's poor mother and all those people who lost their lives...
One thing that also bothers me is that Row lost her entire family. With Kurt being significantly older than her, I cannot help but think what she would do without him. I was really hoping for her to be pregnant, just like both of them were💔
What I definitely did not like and definitely had a problem with was reading about the secondary characters fucking around. Literally. 🤮
I hated every time I had to read Jordan have mindless sex. He admits that the sex was good physically but leaves him feeling dead inside. He tells himself he doesn't want it but every time the woman knocks on his door he let's her in. He knows it's loneliness and grief crying for a distraction. I just don't get why he doesn't stop!!! Also, why do authors think we want to read a main character fucking around with other people, somehow forget this happened on page and root for them in their book??? I was really hoping he wouldn't get paired with Daisy, Kurt's daughter, especially since she's just 23 to a much older Jordan (age not mentioned). How do I simply forget that he screwed around with a stranger just a few days before meeting his romantic interest and accused her of being a honeytrap too?
He was almost as bad as manwhore Ryan. Maybe both of them should form a club called Muscled Manwhores or something. Apparently, Ryan has a panty-melting smile, and constantly flirts in front of Meghan Donnelly, his love interest. In the previous books, he slept with a waitress a few hours before he kissed Donnelly. I hated reading his pov in Cold Snap and every time he's mentioned I want to stop reading. I don't get why authors make such characters their "selling point". Why are you trying to shove this dude who fucks anything that moves down my throat every single book? Just write his book and get that shit out of my way! I didn't expect this from Toni Anderson, but she's hell bent on torturing me with more of this asshole with bonus scenes and what not. Jordan and Daisy's book is next which means there will be more teasers of the Muscle Manwhore club president🙄
Some excerpts of why I hate these 2 guys: (they suck so much that half of my review is of why I dislike them instead 0f why I love the actual couple)
# Jordan
1. “She pressed against him, and he found himself reacting physically to her. This woman, this stranger. Not because he wanted her necessarily, but because the lure of sex was better than the numbness and grief currently engulfing him.”
2.“Part of him hated himself for having mindless sex last night, but more for knowing he’d do it again in a heartbeat.
Would he call her tonight for an escort home?
Why not? Mindless sex beat thinking about his ghosts."
3. “Jordan shoved aside the flashes of having his brains screwed out. He wasn’t a stranger to anonymous sex but never here. Never in his home.”
4. “The escort home had involved a strip search and sex on two subsequent occasions —which Ellen had instigated, but he’d been more than happy to oblige.”
5. “She sat up in bed, unabashed about being naked as the silver light outlined her perfect body. Christ if his demonic prick didn’t respond.”
6. “If you’re not interested, don’t answer the door.”
“If you want anything except to fuck, don’t bother knocking.”
“Oh, well excuse me. I didn’t know the only time I could open my mouth was when I was deep throating you.”
Ouch.
7. “He didn’t even know where this woman lived or if she had a middle name or how she took her coffee. What was worse, he didn’t care. He hated himself for that.”
8. "He wanted to drive her away for both their sakes because if she knocked again, he’d probably let her in[.....] He wouldn’t answer the door. The sex was good, but it wasn’t worth this self-recrimination. [....] Feeding the misery, stoking an addiction…punishing himself with mindless sex that made him hate himself even more afterward. "🙄
9. “A soft smile touched cherry red lips and sent a bolt of desire straight through him. Ellen had worn that exact shade of lipstick.
He hadn’t realized how easy he was until these last few weeks. Give him a pretty blonde with crimson lips, and he was toast.”
10. “He couldn’t tell her another woman had seduced him in the hopes of uncovering information about her father.”
I get it, but why the fuck am I supposed to be reading this???🤮 You expect me to root for Daisy and his story next?
#Ryan
There's plenty about his sexploits in the previous books but these were what I could find in just this one:
1. “Has a different girl on his arm every week.” He cocked a brow. “By on his arm I mean—”
She laughed. “I know what you mean.”
“If you meet him, don’t believe a word that comes out of his mouth”. (Kurt to Row about Ryan)
2. “He glanced at another image of Rowena Smith that the Brits had released in their missing person appeal. “I’d probably skip out on a flight if she called me up too, but Kurt probably wasn’t hoping to get into her pants.”
Meghan Donnelly crossed her arms and rolled her eyes.
Daisy pulled a face. “Ew.” 🤮
3. ..Jordan needed to be honest but felt like a damned fool. “She initiated a sexual relationship.”
“And you didn’t turn her down.” Meghan Donnelly’s expression was unimpressed.
Jordan shook his head and caught Daisy’s gaze and felt his cheeks burn. “I did not.”
“Another sly dog.” Ryan’s grin covered his face.
4. “The memory of her body pressed against his, her lips on his skin was enough to make his body burn. He was glad it was nighttime, and he was neck deep in the ocean.” (Pretty sure he still fucked other women after this.)
5. “But you wouldn't have stayed, would you? Because the staying over, not the fucking, would’ve been too much like cheating on your late wife.”
(So the staying over is like cheating not the actual fucking, lovely. NOT. 🙄)
6. “I guess I’ll have to use your method. Go pick up a strange guy next time I have a night off. Find a motel. Screw his brains out.”
He tightened his jaw against the image of Donnelly with someone. Anyone. It was none of his damned business what she did with whom. He was in no position to preach.”
(Yeah, buddy. You absolutely cannot preach anything here. )
7. “Trust me, I don’t need any advice on vibrators from a guy. Not even the God of sex.”
God of sex?
It stung like a whiplash.
Before Becky there had been no one.
After Becky…”
(Dude has probably lost count of how many women he's slept with. How is this supposed to be remotely attractive?)
8. “Kid lives back on the ranch with cousins around the same age. I know he misses her, but it’s probably the right decision, given we never know when we’ll get a call.”
....."Being a shitty father to an amazing daughter was probably his biggest regret. Not that he’d win any awards for any of his other relationships” 👌🏻
9. “Recently, he had started to forget his grief for whole chunks of a day without the aid of sex or whiskey. The memory of Becky’s long, dark hair and pretty face were fading now. Maybe it was simply time dulling the edges of his memory like sandpaper against the edge of a blade. Or maybe it was something else.”
Sure, Toni. Try to make it so that it's Donnelly that's helping him forget and not the actual throng of women he's fucked so far. Be so fucking for real.
Problem is not that he’s a bad widower, he’s a shitty and absentee father too. He dropped off his daughter on some farm where she lives with her cousins. He wasn't even a good father, fucking deadbeat. How am I supposed to root for these losers?
TLDR; Kurt and Row - great. Suspense - great. Romance (didn't know Toni upped her smut writing like that) - great. Jordan and Ryan - fucking losers. NOT. GREAT.
ALSO: Alex and Mallory's baby Georgina🥹💕 Toni should stick to keeping these two as her IT couple.