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336 pages, Hardcover
First published August 26, 2025
"For plausible deniability purposes, everything contained in this journal is hypothetical, theoretical, and/or fictional."Brennan Brooks was (note the emphasis on 'was') a semi-normal vegetarian college student last semester...but this semester? Let's just say his tastes have changed.
Aka, he woke up as a vampire. And not the sparkly kind.
"How manyfuckingwoodland creatures do I have to kill to stop being sogoddamthirsty?"
Oh crap. Well, Brennan can't dwell on that long cause there's even more being added to his plate. Turns out there might just be a secret society of vampires and (of course) something horrifically sinister lurking just beneath the surface.
"I-You-" Cole stammered, then settled on, "Fangs?"
I know I'm aging myself, but I was there for the height of the twilight mania - and the whole "How long have you been seventeen?" "A while." was truly iconic.
"Because yeah, of course he had a plan.
It might even work."
"If you don't respect the Twilight saga, you don't deserve it."






“Vampires, venomous saliva, depression, angst—they didn’t seem so insurmountable with the brightness of Cole’s smile.”
